Guest Worldmaker Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sombody blew a roll. Q. Don't you hate it when you have a clever question to go with someone's answer, but when you hit "submit reply" it gives you a page full of "page not found", thus erasing your clever reply? A. Always watch the hand the magician isn't waving around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Always watch the hand the magician isn't waving around. Q: What advice is useless when watching the One Armed Magician? A: Dressed To Kill Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dressed To Kill Bill Q: A leather bikini with a loincloth, knee and elbow pads, and a katana? What kind of outfit is that? A: Missed it by that much. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Missed it by that much. Q: You fool! I told you to punch him just below the belly button to soften him up, and now he's utterly helpless. What went wrong? A: To Kill Bill, A Mockingbird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: To Kill Bill' date=' A Mockingbird[/quote'] Q: Just what do you hope to accomplish with that thing? And what the heck is it? A: Time To Kill Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Just what do you hope to accomplish with that thing? And what the heck is it? A: Time To Kill Bill. Q) Hey Kids! What time is it?!? A) The afore mentioned "Piston of Pain". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) The afore mentioned "Piston of Pain". Q: Ouch! What did you do that for? This isn't what I thought you meant by "giving me some car talk." A: It looks like you're out of your mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ouch! What did you do that for? This isn't what I thought you meant by "giving me some car talk." A: It looks like you're out of your mind. Q: So, what does the dipstick from my head say? A: R2-D2 defeats Twiggy in round three by TKO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what does the dipstick from my head say? A: R2-D2 defeats Twiggy in round three by TKO! Q) So how did "Battle of the Android Sidekicks" turn out? A) And that's how Seaseme Street got the Superbowl Halftime Gig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So how did "Battle of the Android Sidekicks" turn out? A) And that's how Seaseme Street got the Superbowl Halftime Gig. Q: So the networks decide to play it safe after the Janet Jackson Fiasco? A: Riker, Duck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Riker' date=' Duck![/quote'] Q: Roll Call on the shuttlecraft from Enterprise to the Wetlands World: A: Big googly eyes, wide mouth, webbed feet and blue skin. Perfectly normal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Roll Call on the shuttlecraft from Enterprise to the Wetlands World: A: Big googly eyes, wide mouth, webbed feet and blue skin. Perfectly normal! Q. Doctor we think there might be something not quite right with our baby. What do you think ? A. We're losing pressure again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Doctor we think there might be something not quite right with our baby. What do you think ? A. We're losing pressure again Q: What is that sound? ... And Smell? A: Fire at Will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fire at Will. Q: OK, I understand that you didn't like Wesley Crusher as a character in ST:TNG, but what about the actor? A: But I don't want want to go in the pot. I don't like gravy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: But I don't want want to go in the pot. I don't like gravy! Q: What answer made the Columbian Cartels realize that drugs couldn't be sold successfully to cannibals? A: Just say, "No way Jose!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just say' date=' "No way Jose!"[/quote'] Q: Would you like another shot of tequila? A: That's hardly worth playing for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's hardly worth playing for. Q: Would you like a chance to win the complete d20 D&D hardback books? A: Then Dr. Destroyer shot a hole through his stomach. You could see daylight through it, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Then Dr. Destroyer shot a hole through his stomach. You could see daylight through it' date=' too.[/quote'] Q: So in this comic, "The Death of Seeker" what happens after he flips Destroyer the bird? A: Bite sized chewy bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bite sized chewy bits. Q: What was going to happen to Peter Mayhew's character, on the forest moon of Endor, in Return of the Jedi, if he asked for Lucas to rethink the Ewoks again? A: There can only be one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was going to happen to Peter Mayhew's character' date=' on the forest moon of Endor, in [u']Return of the Jedi[/u], if he asked for Lucas to rethink the Ewoks again? A: There can only be one. Q: What did Barney Rubble say after decapitating Barney the dinosaur? (Sorry saw this on a shirt years ago and couldn't resist) A: Mutants, mayhem, and a very large stack of porn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mutants' date=' mayhem, and a very large stack of porn![/quote'] Q: What qualifies as a good HERO RPG gaming night? A: I'd like to see that on Celebrity Death Match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What qualifies as a good HERO RPG gaming night? A: I'd like to see that on Celebrity Death Match. Q: What so you think would have made a better Bush vs. Kerry debate? A: You must go to the heros. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: You must go to the heros. Q: Dr. Destroyer has leveled my home town, killed my family, and kidnapped my girlfriend! What must I do to save her? A: Powered Armor usually has some kind of power. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Powered Armor usually has some kind of power. Q: Why won't you let me play my powered armor character "Clunk"? A: A paperweight would probably work better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: A paperweight would probably work better. Q: Would Gravitar work well to hold your team down? A: I admire your courage, but that's just a dumb idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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