Michael Hopcroft Posted July 10, 2018 Report Share Posted July 10, 2018 9 hours ago, Asperion said: A: The silly one does all. Q: Why aren't you voting for the Serious Party candidate? A: I'm not doing this because it works. It doesn't work. I'm doing it because it's fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 10, 2018 Report Share Posted July 10, 2018 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I'm not doing this because it works. It doesn't work. I'm doing it because it's fun! Q: Foxbat, you've got to be the least successful super villain ever! Your master plans never work! A: As beautiful as an airport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 10, 2018 Report Share Posted July 10, 2018 25 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: As beautiful as an airport. Q: What do you think of our new railroad station? Isn't it gorgeous? A: I'm going to be your Greyhound driver tonight. Don't worry about the narcolepsy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I'm going to be your Greyhound driver tonight. Don't worry about the narcolepsy. Q: What did your lawyer say to get the judge to hold BOTH of you in contempt? A: There are far worse things awaiting man than death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 12 hours ago, clnicholsusa said: A: There are far worse things awaiting man than death. Q: Did you really just ask that woman how much she weighed?! A: Alas, a moment is all I could spare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Pariah said: A: Alas, a moment is all I could spare. Q: Looks like you missed the ten pin, Fred. Can you pick it up? A: That has to be one of the roundest squares I've ever seen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 12 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: That has to be one of the roundest squares I've ever seen! Q: Did you see how much weight Donald Trump has gained since the election? A: There are too many potatoes in the back seat of my limousine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 Q: How'd you manage to do a "wheelie" in that thing? A: In several places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 9 hours ago, Sundog said: A: In several places. Q: Where do you go to shout Pi at the top of your lungs in public?\ A: Pi=3. Not just a horrible idea, it's the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Pi=3. Not just a horrible idea, it's the law. Q: What {obscene gerund} stupid thing has Congress done this time? A: He's as strong as an ox, but only about half as smart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: What {obscene gerund} stupid thing has Congress done this time? A: He's as strong as an ox, but only about half as smart. Q: Why did Paul Baunin leave his blue ox? A: shiny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Asperion said: A: shiny Q: Thank you for coming to Bank of Erebor, Mister Smaug. How do you want your fifty thousand gold pieces? A: If you think the price of the house is impressive, just wait until you see the phone bill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: If you think the price of the house is impressive, just wait until you see the phone bill! Q: Hey, Howard, how can an extradimensional duck afford a mansion like this? A: Just because you despise me, you are the only one I trust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 1 hour ago, clnicholsusa said: A: Just because you despise me, you are the only one I trust. Q: Why do you keep coming back to me for advice, you piece of ****? A: It's better not to ask what we're using for fuel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 31 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: It's better not to ask what we're using for fuel. Q: A pirate starship that requires no dilithium, antimatter, or heavy isotopes? What do you use to power it? A: If I knew that, you can be certain I wouldn't be here now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 11 hours ago, Pariah said: A: If I knew that, you can be certain I wouldn't be here now! Q: Did you really think this was the audition for Boomerang Baby and not Springtime for Hitler? A: Of all things to start a nuclear war over, this was not the one I expected to actually happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 Q: Did you see how the Apple/PC conflict ended? A: Nerve Gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 13, 2018 Report Share Posted July 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Sundog said: Q: Did you see how the Apple/PC conflict ended? A: Nerve Gas. Q: What was the substance that made Wolverine act so crazy? A: Hi - I will be your spokeshorse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 5 hours ago, Asperion said: A: Hi - I will be your spokeshorse. Q: How do we get our requests through to the Equestrian public? A: Israel in 4 B.C. had no mass communication! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 On July 13, 2018 at 6:21 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Israel in 4 B.C. had no mass communication! Q: Why isn't there a Video Gospel if it was so cosmically significant? A: After Fox News did their edits, you wouldn't recognize it anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 43 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: After Fox News did their edits, you wouldn't recognize it anyway. Q: How was that henhouse documentary I mentioned? A: Those are the characteristics apex predators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 21 hours ago, clnicholsusa said: A: Those are the characteristics apex predators. Q: what do you call a Duplication user with enough Drain STR to make power armor users crumble? A: That, my friend, is why Superman needs a spacesuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: That, my friend, is why Superman needs a spacesuit. Q: Sure, I get that he's invulnerable, but wouldn't exposure to cosmic radiation completely evaporate his costume and leave him buck-naked in space? A: Well, I suppose it's not the most revealing superhero costume I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 (edited) On 7/18/2018 at 10:25 PM, Pariah said: A: Well, I suppose it's not the most revealing superhero costume I've ever seen. Q: "Look, up in the sky!" It's a bird!" It's a plane!" "It's Thongboy?" A: Of all the people to play the Super Bowl Halftime Show, I wouldn't have expected Babymetal. Edited July 25, 2018 by Michael Hopcroft Spelling correction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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