Michael Hopcroft Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Lucius said: A: Don't ask, just run Q: Did that teddy bear just stand up on its own and pick up a...? A: Knowing is half the battle -- just not necessarily the half you want to win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 On 11/13/2017 at 10:00 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Did that teddy bear just stand up on its own and pick up a...? A: Knowing is half the battle -- just not necessarily the half you want to win. Q: Who said that Stalin could be the leader of our forces? A: You volunteered for this all expense paid kidnapping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 On 11/14/2017 at 11:17 PM, Asperion said: A: You volunteered for this all expense paid kidnapping. Q: Tell me again how I ended up here in the middle of the New Mexico desert. A: The Hot Wheels Ultimate Garage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Pariah said: A: The Hot Wheels Ultimate Garage! Q: Where does the Little Blind Spider go to get his little blue dune buggy fixed? A: When I said I wanted to eat healthier food, this was not what I had in mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 Anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 On 11/17/2017 at 11:02 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: When I said I wanted to eat healthier food, this was not what I had in mind. Q: What did the cannibal say when his parents brought him a jogger? A: Rainy days and pastel greys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 9 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Rainy days and pastel greys. Q: What passes as uplifting art on Apokolips? A: The turkey was for the centerpiece, Charlie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What passes as uplifting art on Apokolips? A: The turkey was for the centerpiece, Charlie! Q: We now have all the fixings for tonight's meal. The ham is almost ready - what happened to the decorative rubber turkey that was placed on the table? A: This war is brought to everyone by Death. Hope that you enjoy your Afterlife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothere Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 6 hours ago, Asperion said: Q: We now have all the fixings for tonight's meal. The ham is almost ready - what happened to the decorative rubber turkey that was placed on the table? A: This war is brought to everyone by Death. Hope that you enjoy your Afterlife. Q: How did this fight get started anyway? A: Because putting the bomb on top of the T.v. just seemed silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 7 hours ago, Nothere said: A: Because putting the bomb on top of the T.V. just seemed silly. Q: Honey, why is there a thermonuclear device in our freezer? A: Sodium poisonate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 18 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: Sodium poisonate. Q: What do you use to kill more than 7 people at a time? A: That's not illegal only because it's not physically possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 48 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: That's not illegal only because it's not physically possible. Q: Is is against the law to drive 1,100,000,000 km/hr on the freeway? A: I never said they were for dancing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 4 hours ago, Pariah said: A: I never said they were for dancing. Q: These boots suddenly swotched themselves to 50gs, and now I've pulled the entire line of Irish Dancers through to the mantle! Why'd you have to give these to me, Reed? A: Smarts? Yeah, Reed Richards has those in spades. But sometimes I wonder about his judgment, and little incidents like this are evidence of why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 17 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: These boots suddenly swotched themselves to 50gs, and now I've pulled the entire line of Irish Dancers through to the mantle! Why'd you have to give these to me, Reed? A: Smarts? Yeah, Reed Richards has those in spades. But sometimes I wonder about his judgment, and little incidents like this are evidence of why. Q: He possesses the greatest intelligence along with several inventions, so what is it with all these multidimensional invaders every day? A: We are here from the Dominion. We are willing to share what we possess with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 18 hours ago, Asperion said: A: We are here from the Dominion. We are willing to share what we possess with you. Q: Who do you think you are, force-feeding us lutefisk at gunpoint? A: Nobody needs safety precautions in this day and age! Dangerous is fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 Just now, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Nobody needs safety precautions in this day and age! Dangerous is fun! Q: You can't seriously think it's a good idea to drive this way. A: Somewhere between Toronto and Montreal, and at least 700 meters deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 42 minutes ago, Pariah said: Q: You can't seriously think it's a good idea to drive this way. A: Somewhere between Toronto and Montreal, and at least 700 meters deep. Q: Where did you claim that wormhole entrance was located? A: The time for that was exactly 24.967 seconds ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Asperion said: A: The time for that was exactly 24.967 seconds ago. Q: Left! Left! Didn't the GPS tell you you needed to turn left to avoid the sinkhole to Hell? A: On one hand, you are a first-class creep I would not allow anywhere near another human being as long as you live. On the other hand, this risotto is amazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Left! Left! Didn't the GPS tell you you needed to turn left to avoid the sinkhole to Hell? A: On one hand, you are a first-class creep I would not allow anywhere near another human being as long as you live. On the other hand, this risotto is amazing! Q: Hey, did I ever tell you that Remy in Ratatouille is based on me? A: That's the color you see when blast shock compresses your eyeballs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 3, 2017 Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 On 11/29/2017 at 9:38 PM, Cancer said: A: That's the color you see when blast shock compresses your eyeballs! Q: What sound proves you've been given bad LSD? A: This deification of billionaires in American culture has really gone too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 On 12/3/2017 at 3:47 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: This deification of billionaires in American culture has really gone too far. Q: Is this cathedral really called "Saint Rockefeller's"? A: That way, we'll know whose turn it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 9 minutes ago, Pariah said: Q: Is this cathedral really called "Saint Rockefeller's"? A: That way, we'll know whose turn it is. Q: Will you use your spell that puts a large, glowing arrow over the attacker? A: This flashlight will only work while the sun is out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: This flashlight will only work while the sun is out. Q: A solar powered flashlight? Cool! How does it work? A: I left it on the table next to my glow-in-the-dark sunglasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Pariah said: A: I left it on the table next to my glow-in-the-dark sunglasses. Q: Hey, what'd ya do with that water-soluble canteen? A: Budgie jumping. Like bungee jumping but with parakeets tied to your ankles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 5 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Budgie jumping. Like bungee jumping but with parakeets tied to your ankles. Q: Ugh, what a mess. How'd this poor sap end up down here? A: Of course it's not turtles all the way down. It's mostly hippopotami, if you must know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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