Marcus Impudite Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 A: We are from the large red mining vessel. Q: Who are you guys and what are you doing with those mine carts full of rubies? A: Captain Picard bought an Android phone, and got an unlimited Data plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 A: Captain Picard bought an Android phone, and got an unlimited Data plan. Q: Why do you even want one of those antiques when you've got a badge on your chest that connects to and from geostationary orbit? A: Even in the best case, by the time fresh orders arrive from Command we'll be dead. So I'm going to stand here and quack like a duck until you lugheads come up with a good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 A: Even in the best case, by the time fresh orders arrive from Command we'll be dead. So I'm going to stand here and quack like a duck until you lugheads come up with a good idea. Q - Weren't we supped to get a telegram from Command before proceeding? A - I'm looking for you, screwball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 A - I'm looking for you, screwball. Q: What messes up an uncoached young pitcher's elbow faster than anything? A: The Equation of Time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 A: The Equation of Time. Q - Wait, is that a quintuple integral? What do you call this nonsense? A - Such a sight for my poor eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 A - Such a sight for my poor eyes. Q: Does this enormous pile of money look good to you? A: I'm Starscream, and I approve this message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 A: I'm Starscream, and I approve this message. Q: Who would make a vastly superior candidate to any of the dolts currently running for POTUS? A: The Master would not approve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Q: Who would make a vastly superior candidate to any of the dolts currently running for POTUS? A: The Master would not approve. Q: what is Borusa's big pitch for the council? A: I provide the words, you provide the meaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 A: I provide the words, you provide the meaning. Q: Our new sci-fi language is going to be hotter than Klingon! But how are we going to make the dictionary? A: You are mistaken, Citizen. There is no such color. Let us know if you continue to see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 A: You are mistaken, Citizen. There is no such color. Let us know if you continue to see it. Q: Why is everyone wearing ... plaid?!!? A: Plaid AND polkadots ... that's the ticket! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 A: Plaid AND polkadots ... that's the ticket! Q: Now that we've cast Colin Baker as the Sixth Doctor Who, what will we do for a costume for him? A: I call them ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Q: Now that we've cast Colin Baker as the Sixth Doctor Who, what will we do for a costume for him? A: I call them ears. Q: What are those things sticking out of your head?! A: I don't like surprises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 A: I don't like surprises. Q: There were five hundred people in that hotel, and they only wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday! Why did you kill them all? WHY? A: That, and I don't like birthdays much either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 A: That, and I don't like birthdays much either. Q - You must be the only human being I know who doesn't like cake. A - Hedgehog attack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 Q - You must be the only human being I know who doesn't like cake. A - Hedgehog attack! Q: What are all these creatures doing spinning around here? A: This planet has freckles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 A: This planet has freckles. Q: Are you sure this is the world Pippi Longstockings came from? A: The 1966 phase only looks weird because you mistakenly believe the 2016 version is a more accurate rendition of the character. The evidence may not support your belief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 Anyone? Does anyone even get the reference? (Hint: Legos are involved.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 Anyone? Does anyone even get the reference? (Hint: Legos are involved.) (Actually, I was looking for remakes of 1966 TV series or movies.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 Sorry, I'm stumped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 A: The 1966 phase only looks weird because you mistakenly believe the 2016 version is a more accurate rendition of the character. The evidence may not support your belief. Q: Wow, Adam West really sucks as Batman, doesn't he? A: Missed it by that much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Q: Wow, Adam West really sucks as Batman, doesn't he? A: Missed it by that much! Q: What did the gunner on the Death Star say after they destroyed Alderaan? A: Eternity just sneezed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Q: Wow, Adam West really sucks as Batman, doesn't he? Got the reference! (It refers to a line in one of the trailers for the upcoming LEGO Batman theatrical film.) A: Eternity just sneezed. Q: Haven't we already lived through 2011? A: That's about as likely as being mauled by a polar bear and a grizzly bear simultaneously in the middle of Downtown Manhattan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 A: That's about as likely as being mauled by a polar bear and a grizzly bear simultaneously in the middle of Downtown Manhattan. Q - Hey, I've got a date with Zooey Deschanel! How cool is that? A - He's waltzing with the penguin again, isn't he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 A - He's waltzing with the penguin again, isn't he? Q: Harley, you look like you're about ready to pop a vein in your forehead. Having a fit of jealousy over Mr. J? A: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME VIOLENT!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 A: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME VIOLENT!!!! Q: Have you ever considered an approach that didn't involve violence, Mr. Rambo? A: and i wont use capitalization or punctuation either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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