Michael Hopcroft Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 A: Most likely the same time they finally green-light "Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money." Q: When is Hollywood going to make a good. original sci-fi movie? A: Everything you can imagine -- we already own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted November 21, 2015 Report Share Posted November 21, 2015 Q: When is Hollywood going to make a good. original sci-fi movie? A: Everything you can imagine -- we already own. Q: Describe the Walt Disney corperation in 10 words or less? A: She was last seen being dragged away by an orcish biker gang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 A: She was last seen being dragged away by an orcish biker gang. Q. I am seriously worried that fan fiction is going too far. Did you hear about the ending to Mrs Beeton's Book of Household Management ? A. He died grinning on live TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 A. He died grinning on live TV Q: Did you hear what happened to the Mayor of Gotham City? A: A guitar won't do -- they're just too old-school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 A: A guitar won't do -- they're just too old-school. Q - Did you really just smash a DX-7 on stage? A - I've got no use for it any more. Go to town! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 A - I've got no use for it any more. Go to town! Q: That's your bus pass, is it not? A: And while you're there, remember to get milk, eggs, and a pound of sugar. And some 88mm flak rounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 A: And while you're there, remember to get milk, eggs, and a pound of sugar. And some 88mm flak rounds. Q - I'm heading to Warmart to do some Christmas shopping. Do we need anything? A - I don't know the answer to your question, but I'll bet Tom Cruise does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 A - I don't know the answer to your question, but I'll bet Tom Cruise does. Q: I'm confused. Are the Thetans the good guys, or is Xenu? A: A short time ago, in the bowling alley across the street from school.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 Q: I'm confused. Are the Thetans the good guys, or is Xenu? A: A short time ago, in the bowling alley across the street from school.... Q: What was the rejected into to the latest Star Wars film? A: We are having a happy war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 A: We are having a happy war. Q: I told you to goosestep! That is not goosestepping! Why are you doing this? A: You know, there is such a thing as a super-weapon that's too big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 A: You know, there is such a thing as a super-weapon that's too big. Q - You know what's better than a planet-killer? A planet-sized planet-killer! Am I right? A - The Arctic lynx is here for her pedicure, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 A - The Arctic lynx is here for her pedicure, sir. Q: Good Lord, Higgins, you look like mound of gory ribbons. What on Earth happened? A: Eighteen inches of snow today in Fiora, Texas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 Q: Good Lord, Higgins, you look like mound of gory ribbons. What on Earth happened? A: Eighteen inches of snow today in Fiora, Texas. Q: What is this strange white stuff that is falling from the sky? A: The Bane Chronicles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 A: The Bane Chronicles. Q: Name Gotham City's least favorite newspapers. A: I seriously had no idea Wayne Enterprises has acquired The Daily Planet until this very moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 A: I seriously had no idea Wayne Enterprises has acquired The Daily Planet until this very moment. Q - What's with the Catwoman girlie pics on Page 3 of today's Planet? A - Now I'll never get that scholarship to the Vulcan Science Academy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Q - What's with the Catwoman girlie pics on Page 3 of today's Planet? A - Now I'll never get that scholarship to the Vulcan Science Academy! Q: What is the problem, Mr Cochran? A: The planet has been shrink-wrapped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 A: The planet has been shrink-wrapped. Q - What's the word from Magrathea? A - I always thought that was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 A - I always thought that was funny. Q: To be or not to be is not the question. The question is why you are making Hamlet wear a clown suit. A: Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo and the kids were just crass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 Q: To be or not to be is not the question. The question is why you are making Hamlet wear a clown suit. A: Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo and the kids were just crass. Q: Why is there a midget dancing around with a bunch of dolls that look similar to us and a group of kids who are being obnoxious? A: Take the inverse left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Q: Why is there a midget dancing around with a bunch of dolls that look similar to us and a group of kids who are being obnoxious? A: Take the inverse left. Q: Which way to find the road to nowhere? A: Captain, ours sensors are detecting a gaseous anomaly near Uranus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 A: Captain, ours sensors are detecting a gaseous anomaly near Uranus. Q: Shouldn't we take that giant stone knife away from Cronus? WHAT? A: If you're Galactus, you eat planets. It's what you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 A: If you're Galactus, you eat planets. It's what you do. Q - Was that a Neptune-shattering kaboom? A - They gave us shelter from the storm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 A - They gave us shelter from the storm.Q: What happened to the dinosaurs? A: Subduction is not the same as seduction. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 A: Subduction is not the same as seduction. Q: Hey, Professor Bowen of the Geology Department! Wanna see me make the Earth move? A: Instead of deflecting the asteroid that's going to hit the Earth, Superman, who don't you just push the Earth out of the way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 Q: Hey, Professor Bowen of the Geology Department! Wanna see me make the Earth move? A: Instead of deflecting the asteroid that's going to hit the Earth, Superman, who don't you just push the Earth out of the way? Q: Superman questions himself.....do I have time to wash my cape before going to work? A. Ok, so dumping bleach into the ocean wasn't your brightest idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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