Darbor Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: You've had a rough day. Q: I've got a judge that's just aching to throw me in jail. An idiot who wants to fight me for two hundred dollars. Slaughtered pigs. Giant loud whistles. I ain't slept in five days. I got no money, a dress code problem, AND a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids. Not to mention your [taps his foot] BIOLOGICAL CLOCK - my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more SH** we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case? Is it possible? A: So, you're taking the easy way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I've got a judge that's just aching to throw me in jail. An idiot who wants to fight me for two hundred dollars. Slaughtered pigs. Giant loud whistles. I ain't slept in five days. I got no money' date=' a dress code problem, AND a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids. Not to mention your [[i']taps his foot[/i]] BIOLOGICAL CLOCK - my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more SH** we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case? Is it possible? A: So, you're taking the easy way out. Q: First, we shoot it out with the National Guard as a distraction, then a 12-K run through the swamp, until we get to the sheer cliff, freeclimb that, then slip through the Mounties' perimeter, steal their chopper, and fly to Kenya. Any questions? A: No promises, but I may be able to make it worth more than your while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: No promises' date=' but I may be able to make it worth more than your while.[/quote'] Q - I'm a smokin' hot CIA spy. You're a tech support nerd at Buy More. Why should I care about you? A - It smells funny to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - It smells funny to me. Q: How did you know that this 10-day old corpse was a comedian? A: Completely Mental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Completely Mental. Q: How would you describe the source of your precognitive powers? A: I'm never gonna stop the rain by complaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How would you describe the source of your precognitive powers? A: I'm never gonna stop the rain by complaining. Q: Power shouts to re-vaporize falling precipitation! What an idea! Can you do it? A: Then again, maybe I should read the last page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Then again' date=' maybe I should read the last page.[/quote'] Q; Congratulations! You've just summoned Nyarlathotep! Now can you send him back? A: And to think they call themselves gods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: And to think they call themselves gods. Q: Did you hear that Zeus and Hera locked themselves out of Mt Olympus? Again?? A: Not-so-gently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not-so-gently. Q - How's that holistic detective agency going without Dirk? A - It was on fire before I got here. In fact, it's always been on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - It was on fire before I got here. In fact' date=' it's always been on fire.[/quote'] Q: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE SUN? A: At times like this I always take the three and hope it hits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: At times like this I always take the three and hope it hits. Q: You have just slammed another one out of the park. How do you do it? A: Side Effects may include: Headache, Nausea, Diareaha, Persistent Rash, Skin Irratation, Rectal Bleeding, Spontanious Human Combustion, and Dry Mouth. Use only as directed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Side Effects may include: Headache' date=' Nausea, Diareaha, Persistent Rash, Skin Irratation, Rectal Bleeding, Spontanious Human Combustion, and Dry Mouth. Use only as directed.[/quote'] Q - Wouldn't you really rather just have the flu? A - Inside your head, has there never been the thought, a moment of doubt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Inside your head' date=' has there never been the thought, a moment of doubt?[/quote'] Q: I can destroy the human race with my brain! Want to be first to go? A: This could be likened to watching a litter of sweet, adorable puppies trying to play with an enraged tyrannosaur, if you wanted to get technical about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: This could be likened to watching a litter of sweet' date=' adorable puppies trying to play with an enraged tyrannosaur, if you wanted to get technical about it.[/quote'] Q - Dr. Laura's getting a TV show now? A - If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: When did you know your cooking show was going off the reservation? A: Pi equals 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Pi equals 3. Q: We have one apple pie, and two pumpkin pies. How many pies do we have? A: I'm so proud of my son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm so proud of my son. Q: "Daddy? I think I vaporized Manhattan while trying out your antimatter converter." A: Next time, go for all of Bos-Wash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Next time' date=' go for all of Bos-Wash.[/quote'] Q: What's you advice for Godzilla now that Tokyo's fortified against him? A: Violating the Square Cube Law has never been so much fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Violating the Square Cube Law has never been so much fun! Q: Why did you even try building a 100' tall robot out of lead? A: Five hours of sleep in five months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Five hours of sleep in five months. Q - What does it feel like having a teething one-year-old with the sniffles? A - Your mouth is certainly big enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Your mouth is certainly big enough. Q: I can swallow the Sol System in one bite. What do you have to say about that? A: Whenever the full moon rises, he turns into a cheap special effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Whenever the full moon rises' date=' he turns into a cheap special effect.[/quote'] Q: So you think Uwe Boll is making a werewolf movie? A: HOOOOWL -- I mean "baa. baa." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: HOOOOWL -- I mean "baa. baa." Q: All right, Ovine Infiltration Unit, Roll Call in operational ID, sound off! Blackfang! A: Mutton yesterday, mutton today, and blimey, if it don't look like mutton again tomorrer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: All right, Ovine Infiltration Unit, Roll Call in operational ID, sound off! Blackfang! A: Mutton yesterday, mutton today, and blimey, if it don't look like mutton again tomorrer. Q: If only there were some hobbits we could eat! A: Not actually immune to sunlight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not actually immune to sunlight. Q: Why was there a pile of ashes where Edward Cullen was a moment before? A: Everyone has a stake in Dracula's personal affairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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