Asperion Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - That's all I've got for tonight. Q: You mean that destroying the world and making dinner for tonight is not enough? A: It's a yawnathon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a yawnathon. Q: What is your opinion of the play: "A Good Night's Sleep - in 3,264 Acts?" A: Because my thighs don't hurt any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you know you're ready for the Sex Olympics? A: Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, UP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Left' date=' Right, Left, Right, Left, UP![/quote'] Q - What's the secret code to unlock the playable Weird Al character in the newest incarnation of Rock Band? A - I'm not even angry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I'm not even angry. Q: Dr. Banner, why are you Hulking during this chemistry seminar? A: During the rampage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: During the rampage. Q - What's the best time for a photographer to get action shots of Grond and the Ripper? A - It's really not as hard as it looks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - It's really not as hard as it looks. Q: How does William Shatner survive getting slammed into these rock walls all the time? A: And that's why the Vulcans get all the babes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How does William Shatner survive getting slammed into these rock walls all the time? A: And that's why the Vulcans get all the babes. Q: You say that there's a Vulcan Orgasm Pinch? A: Shoot first, then shoot some more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You say that there's a Vulcan Orgasm Pinch? A: Shoot first, then shoot some more. Q: How do you deal with giant carnivorous Cane Toads? A: Criminal lack of underwear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Criminal lack of underwear. Q - {Insert Hollywood-starlet-of-the-week's name here} was arrested? For what?! A - Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. Q: How did your battle against the twins "Double Trouble" go? A: Nobody nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. Q: What's the real problem with trying to play a character with genuine, accurate foresight powers? A: You can believe that if you want. I believe I want another drink. EDIT: Doh, beaten to the punch. Nobody nose. Q: In a world full of aardvarks, who's the anonymous hero? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can believe that if you want. I believe I want another drink. Q: Am I to believe that you defeated Dr. Destroyer with your 110 alarm Toxic Waste Chilli ? A: At least the parts don't fall off. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: At least the parts don't fall off. Q: What's the deal with this factory recall on Frankenstein's Monster? A: And there's no future, and England's bleeding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: And there's no future' date=' and England's bleeding![/quote'] Q: What are we going to do now that the British Empire is having troubles? A: Death is only the start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Death is only the start. Q: Can you summarize Niven and Pournielle's Inferno? A: A name that is impossible to pronounce and even harder to spell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: A name that is impossible to pronounce and even harder to spell. Q: What keeps the Great Old Ones from getting their passport applications processed? A: A day short and a dollar late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: A day short and a dollar late. Q: Why do time machines make lousy taxis? A: When the Sergeant asks you if you want to live forever, the proper answer is YES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: When the Sergeant asks you if you want to live forever' date=' the proper answer is[b'] YES![/b] Q: Why did Sarge just shoot Pvt. Jenkins? A: That would be a distinct advantage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did Sarge just shoot Pvt. Jenkins? A: That would be a distinct advantage. Q: I'm immune to both fast-moving projectiles *And* the things that fire them. A: So that's why he always ducks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you know Superman is vulnerable to slow moving metal objects? A: I stuck a nuclear grenade up it's butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I stuck a nuclear grenade up it's butt. Q: You've invented a pump-action nuclear grenade launcher pistol? How are you supposed to work that? A: It doesn't have enough range to make it useful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It doesn't have enough range to make it useful. Q - Why don't they sell a lot of electric cars in rural Nevada? A - Actually, we like it better if it's smashed into ten thousand pieces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Actually' date=' we like it better if it's smashed into ten thousand pieces.[/quote'] Q: How do you guys eat a One Acre Hershey Bar, anyway? A: Sorry, in this context "Mange" is the diminutive form of "Magnus", and not an annoying contagious skin disease. But I understand the confusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sorry' date=' in this context "Mange" is the diminutive form of "Magnus", and not an annoying contagious skin disease. But I understand the confusion.[/quote'] Q: You're sleeping with diseased dogs? A: There's a salve for that. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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