Cancer Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's the God's Honest Truth' date=' Sir.[/quote'] Q: "For the love of money is the root of all evil"? What is this nonsense? Are you trying to get yourself fired from this bank? Everything we do here is just about money! A: I got a pink slip from the lingerie store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I got a pink slip from the lingerie store. Q - You got your wife an anniversary present AND you got fired? A - A hundred different demons breathin' fire down my back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - A hundred different demons breathin' fire down my back. Q: So how was your vacation to Dis? A: I feel stupid and contagious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I feel stupid and contagious. Q: That is going to be your court defense? A: The monkey made me do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The monkey made me do it. Q: And that's why you stole all those bananas? A: Being in this barrel is no fun for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Being in this barrel is no fun for me! Q - Aren't you glad we took our honeymoon trip to Niagara Falls? A - Didn't see that one coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Aren't you glad we took our honeymoon trip to Niagara Falls? A - Didn't see that one coming. Q: You say the invisible man stole your car? A: Faster, faster, must go faster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Faster' date=' faster, must go faster![/quote'] Q - Honey, is that your ex-husband in the car behind us? A - Purple and green, with just a dash of crimson added in for flash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Purple and green' date=' with just a dash of crimson added in for flash.[/quote'] Q: So this is the Oregon Ducks' new uniform? A: It's not my fault they're dropping boulders on us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's not my fault they're dropping boulders on us. Q: So Man Mountain, why are you calling up to our unseen attackers? A: In the root of the Mountain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: In the root of the Mountain. Q: Where can you find the Dwarven Mine? A: A denial! A denial! A denial! A denial! A denial! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: A denial! A denial! A denial! A denial! A denial! Q - So I see you got some mail from a few of the mortgage companies. What are their responses? A - I've made a big, fat mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - So I see you got some mail from a few of the mortgage companies. What are their responses? A - I've made a big, fat mess. Q: What ahppened when you cooked that big, fat Pig? A: Life isn't rare. It's more like well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Life isn't rare. It's more like well done. Q - You're one of those 'optimists', aren't you? A - Obviously I didn't expect that. Why on Earth would I have expected that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Obviously I didn't expect that. Why on Earth would I have expected that? Q: So, did you do as I said and "Expect the Unexpected"? A: Grin and bare it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Grin and bare it. Q: What do you say to a first-time stripper? A: Art of the Wood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you say to a first-time stripper? A: Art of the Wood Q: So, you were raised by oak trees. What did you say your name was? A: There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, you were raised by oak trees. What did you say your name was? A: There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives. Q: Why should you never date a demolitionist? A: It's a bloody axe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a bloody axe! Q: What kind of tool is that, Mr. Fawlty? A: Very, very, slowly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Very' date=' very, slowly.[/quote'] Q: How did the slug get to your house last night? A: That will be equal to infinity with proper application of zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did the slug get to your house last night? A: That will be equal to infinity with proper application of zero. Q: Divide 1 by X? A: I lost a math competition. To a Squirrel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I lost a math competition. To a Squirrel! Q - What seems to be the problem, Grond? A - Space is big, space is dark, it's hard to find a place to park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Space is big, space is dark, it's hard to find a place to park. Q: What is NASA's biggest headache when sending up a new satellite? A: sometimes it doesn't pay to get out the Blasting Rod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: sometimes it doesn't pay to get out the Blasting Rod. Q: You do know the walls are made of Unobtanium, don't you? A: This is not what I asked for when I said I wanted Pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You do know the walls are made of Unobtanium, don't you? A: This is not what I asked for when I said I wanted Pizza. Q: Roadkill Dinner, We Got Possum! A: ...And I almost ate it, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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