Pariah Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll wear my best collar to his funeral. Q - Did you hear that Rex the Super Dog died?* A - I am the King! Or the Duke, at least. -- *He was 14 years old. That's 98 in dog years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Did you hear that Rex the Super Dog died?* A - I am the King! Or the Duke, at least. -- *He was 14 years old. That's 98 in dog years. Q: Hey, Earl! Heard you got yourself a title! A: ...And then they made me their King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, Earl! Heard you got yourself a title! A: ...And then they made me their King. Q: I heard you introduced deodorant to the peoples of Armpit 6? A: My Ipod is on fire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: My Ipod is on fire! Q: Smoke from your pants? Either you're really happy to see me, or...? A: Almost there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Almost there. Q - Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? ARE WE THERE YET?! A - And that's when I slapped him with a live carp, your honor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - And that's when I slapped him with a live carp' date=' your honor.[/quote'] Q: Am I to understand the defendant pestered you with an unbroken verbal barrage of "Are we there yet?" for 5 minutes? A: Worth every penny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Worth every penny. Q: What do you think of the new two-cent piece? A: Lay down all thought. Surrender to the Void. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you think of the new two-cent piece? A: Lay down all thought. Surrender to the Void. Q: So what do you think? A: I made a stable black hole! Oh happy day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I made a stable black hole! Oh happy day! Q - Where is my lunch? I'm sure I left it in here. Have you seen it? A - Not as bad as vegetarian bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Where is my lunch? I'm sure I left it in here. Have you seen it? A - Not as bad as vegetarian bacon. Q: Vegetarian 'hamburger'?? A: Sorry, Officer, I wasn't speeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sorry' date=' Officer, I wasn't speeding.[/quote'] Q: I clocked you at fifteen percent of c. What do you have to say for yourself? A: A five-year-old would understand this! Now somebody find me a five-year-old -- I haven't got the slightest clue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I clocked you at fifteen percent of c. What do you have to say for yourself? A: A five-year-old would understand this! Now somebody find me a five-year-old -- I haven't got the slightest clue! Q: We have the plans to destroy the doomsday device, sir! A: Fortunately, the villain's Common Sense adviser was on a nappy break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fortunately' date=' the villain's Common Sense adviser was on a nappy break.[/quote'] Q - That guy really thought he could blackmail Vladimir Putin? A - All you can eat--or, at least, all you dare to eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - That guy really thought he could blackmail Vladimir Putin? A - All you can eat--or, at least, all you dare to eat. Q: What's the special at Tyrannosaur Steakhouse? A:Two and a half buckets of Grey Poupon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A:Two and a half buckets of Grey Poupon. Q: What would it take to stomach my sister's cooking? A: Well, I've never had a boiled turkey dinner before. And don't even get me started on the stuffing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' I've never had a [u']boiled[/u] turkey dinner before. And don't even get me started on the stuffing! Q: So how was Thanksgiving at the monastery? A: Ask a ham sometime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ask a ham sometime. Q: No one has any answers and there are no clues as to where the farmer's daughter hid the stash. How will we find where she put it? A: Bring in the Undecideds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bring in the Undecideds. Q - This whole Health Care Reform debate sure is entertaining, and our ratings are through the roof! How can we prolong it even further? A - Adrift on the cosmic sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Adrift on the cosmic sea. Q: Honey, where's the dog? A: Remember what the Dormouse said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Remember what the Dormouse said. Q - Do you know how I could find some cheese? A - My kids are gonna hate me after this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - My kids are gonna hate me after this. Q: You hanged Santa Claus in effigy? A: No, it wasn't an effigy this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' it wasn't an effigy this time.[/quote'] Q - Hey, that burning mannequin looks just like Notre Dame football coach Charlie Weis! A - No, that's not a good thing. That's never a good thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Hey, that burning mannequin looks just like Notre Dame football coach Charlie Weis! A - No, that's not a good thing. That's never a good thing! Q: So, is this Gateway to Hell a good thing? A: It ate it's way left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It ate it's way left. Q: What did the Giant Carnviorous Amoeba do after it swallowed Albuquerque? A: Shoot me again! I enjoy it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did the Giant Carnviorous Amoeba do after it swallowed Albuquerque? A: Shoot me again! I enjoy it! Q: So, you are saying you like my new Orgasm Ray Gun? A: And that's the God's Honest Truth, Sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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