Michael Hopcroft Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Depunk the Punk. Q: Sid Nice? Johnny Friendly? What kind of band is this? A: If you need a Coke this bad, you're in trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Sid Nice? Johnny Friendly? What kind of band is this? A: If you need a Coke this bad, you're in trouble. Q: Put the Bottle of Happiness down right now. A: My Spatula is on fire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: My Spatula is on fire! Q - Foxbat? You're the one running the BBQ grill? A - You're going to have to be quicker than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - You're going to have to be quicker than that. Q: How could a person possibly win this race? Even the Flash would have trouble here. A: Now to feed the computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now to feed the computer. Q: What happens to Troubleshooters who run out of clones? A: Gotta get yourself together, Darling, join the human race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happens to Troubleshooters who run out of clones? A: Gotta get yourself together, Darling, join the human race. Q: Ok, I've got the cloned body parts - Now, to build myself a body. A: Hey, look! I'm a cyborg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hey' date=' look! I'm a cyborg![/quote'] Q - They've given you a fully functional prosthetic pinkie? A - Calm down, Junior, nobody's getting shot from a cannon today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Calm down' date=' Junior, nobody's getting shot from a cannon today.[/quote'] Q: Oh! Can I load my sister into the howitzer? Pretty-please?!? A: But there are no more levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: But there are no more levels. Q: What do you mean there's no point to my earning more experience? What do you mean my Fighter-Cleric can't advance? A: I would stick with what I know, but what I know is pain and misery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I would stick with what I know' date=' but what I know is pain and misery.[/quote'] Q: Hay Mr. Torturer, why are you changing your profession? A: Fried applesauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hay Mr. Torturer, why are you changing your profession? A: Fried applesauce. Q: Disgust has a name: A: Nobody wins at the Blonde Bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nobody wins at the Blonde Bowl. Q: Why doesn't anyone want to watch the Debutantes play against the Celebrities? A: It's amazing what some people become famous for. Disgusting, but amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's amazing what some people become famous for. Disgusting' date=' but amazing.[/quote'] Q: Wasn't he the guy with the sheep? A: Highs in the mid-20s, lows in the negative single digits, chance of overnight blizzards. Through March. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Highs in the mid-20s' date=' lows in the negative single digits, chance of overnight blizzards. Through March.[/quote'] Q: What made you decide against a summer vacation in Siberia? A: Snuffacation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Snuffacation. Q: What do you call drowning in powdered tobacco? A: It's a good day to be a Blazer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a good day to be a Blazer. Q: What did the sport coat say to the tuxedo on its way for a long overdue dry-cleaning? A: That one's looking a bit moth-eaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That one's looking a bit moth-eaten. Q: How do we tell which town Mothra's been through? A: Needs more work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That one's looking a bit moth-eaten. Q: Did you want to wear your Edgar suit? A: Needs more work. Q: So, what do you think of the universe I created? It's even got intelligent life! A: I don't think immolating someone will solve anything. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you want to wear your Edgar suit? Q: So, what do you think of the universe I created? It's even got intelligent life! A: I don't think immolating someone will solve anything. Doc Q: Look, he's a vampire! That's what we're *supposed* to do! A: At least it isn't sparkly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: At least it isn't sparkly. Q - A neon green ninja suit? Really? A - Spider, spider on the wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Spider' date=' spider on the wall.[/quote'] Q: Anyone seen Boris lately? A: Perhaps he's dead. I'll just make sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Perhaps he's dead. I'll just make sure. Q: This is 9-1-1. What is your emergency? A: The side effects just aren't worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The side effects just aren't worth it. Q: What do you mean that among the side effects are being transformed into a living black hole? A: .sdeawkcab efil gniviL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you mean that among the side effects are being transformed into a living black hole? A: .sdeawkcab efil gniviL Q: 'Living Life Backweads'? A: I don't know, I'm as lost as you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't know' date=' I'm as lost as you are.[/quote'] Q: What galaxy exactly are we in? A: Fun is the one thing that money can't buy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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