Michael Hopcroft Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a washout. Q: Is there a name for getting stains off a mascot costume? A: I have the best view in the house, but no peripheral vision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have the best view in the house' date=' but no peripheral vision.[/quote'] Q: This is a great view into the ladies restroom. But why do we only see such a tight view over the sink? A: We have the Zuma King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: We have the Zuma King. Q - Granted, the Zuma Queen is incredibly hot, but what makes you think we can get her in here for a photo shoot? A - Bring me six cups of coffee and a shrunken head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Granted, the Zuma Queen is incredibly hot, but what makes you think we can get her in here for a photo shoot? A - Bring me six cups of coffee and a shrunken head! Q: So, what makes you think we can get a urine sample from her? A: They killed each other over the last Alka-Seltzer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: They killed each other over the last Alka-Seltzer. Q: What caused all the carnage at the Indigestion Support Group meeting? A: Texting with explosive runes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Texting with explosive runes. Q: What on earth would Varsuuvius want with a cellphone? A: This isn;t what I meant when I asked you to Facebook me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: This isn;t what I meant when I asked you to Facebook me. Q: Why are you mad at me for breaking your nose with a dictionary? A: A fashion disaster waiting to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: A fashion disaster waiting to happen. Q: You invited Colin Baker to your party? A: That's two obscure pop culture references for the price of one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's two obscure pop culture references for the price of one! Q - Did Vala Mal Doran just say, "What the frell?" A - Not dressed like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Not dressed like that. Q: Can I get into the nudist colony? A: I had no idea they still made those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I had no idea they still made those. Q - DDT! Get your DDT here! Convenient DDT in a can with CFC propellant! A - There's a limit to how many times I can roll my eyes, and you're rapidly approaching it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - There's a limit to how many times I can roll my eyes' date=' and you're rapidly approaching it.[/quote'] Q: Why did you decide to visit the stupid jokes conventions? A: We have the Yoda-Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you decide to visit the stupid jokes conventions? A: We have the Yoda-Man. Q: What do you get when someone gets bitten by a radioactive Yoda? A: The battle of the Somme with Wookies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The battle of the Somme with Wookies! Q - You have a double major in History and Popular Culture? What's your thesis about? A - He said something about 'the judicious application of high explosives' and went upstairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - He said something about 'the judicious application of high explosives' and went upstairs. Q: What is Daddy doing about waking up Junior in time for school? A: Only if by "Went well" you mean "Total disaster." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Only if by "Went well" you mean "Total disaster." Q: In that last fight, our HQ was destroyed, two members were killed, everyone else was brought to one point from death, and our reps were destroyed. How could you say that it went well? A: From groundbreaking to complete in two days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: From groundbreaking to complete in two days. Q: Have you seen this contractor's work? Forget up to code, they can't even build a roof that doesn't leak! Why would you choose them to build our secret base? A: What a bargain! I think I shall buy me some. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Have you seen this contractor's work? Forget up to code, they can't even build a roof that doesn't leak! Why would you choose them to build our secret base? A: What a bargain! I think I shall buy me some. Doc Q: Did you know that More is now only 2 cents per pound? A: I reorganized his organs alphabetically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I reorganized his organs alphabetically. Q - Dr. Fronkensteen, this monster's a mess! What did you do to him? A - Bigger! BIGGER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Bigger! BIGGER! Q: You don't like the artist's rendering of Power Girl? What's the problem? A: Being in poor taste is different from tasting bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Being in poor taste is different from tasting bad. Q: What is your objection to our edible paper rendition of the Mona Lisa? A: My latest creation: a magically-powered computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: My latest creation: a magically-powered computer. Q: How are you planning to keep Hogwart's financial accounts? A: And our figurehead is not what she seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: And our figurehead is not what she seems. Q: Summer Glau is the new CEO? Really? A: On second thought, stay here and die. I really don't care. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: On second thought' date=' stay here and die. I really don't care. [/quote'] Q: Are you going to keep being a moron, or maybe actually do something useful to save my life?!? A: That may have been a little rash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That may have been a little rash. Q: Why does your skin taste funny here? A: Kill it with fire! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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