Pariah Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: And mind your manners' date=' as circumstances may require, and Never set the Cat on Fire.[/quote'] Q - How can you please both Ms. Manners and the ASPCA? A - It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - It's not the end of the world' date=' but you can see it from there.[/quote'] Q: Welcome to Alamogordo, New Mexico! Care to visit the Oppenheimer Museum? A: These are the works of Man. This is the sum of our ambition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: These are the works of Man. This is the sum of our ambition. Q: What is the display in the Universal Museum that will make most ETs run in terror? A: AHHHHH. Nothing like terrorizing the extras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: AHHHHH. Nothing like terrorizing the extras. Q: Why does Uwe Boll go berserk when filming big battle scenes? A: It's a smaller world than you realize, Captain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a smaller world than you realize' date=' Captain.[/quote'] Q - Ensign, is that really a planet? It can't be more than a hundred kilometers in diameter. A - I like it, but do not understand it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I like it' date=' but do not understand it.[/quote'] Q: So, you've just seen The Matrix for the first time. What did you think? A: It looks ever so cheesy now by comparison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Ensign, is that really a planet? It can't be more than a hundred kilometers in diameter. A - I like it, but do not understand it. Q: Here, have a computer. A: And now, for my next trick, I'll pull a Vic-20 out of my hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It looks ever so cheesy now by comparison. Q - So, what do you think of Wisconsin now that you've arrived? A: And now' date=' for my next trick, I'll pull a Vic-20 out of my hat.[/quote'] Q - You're a magician for nerds? How does that work? A - Don't let him park the car, Dickie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Don't let him park the car' date=' Dickie.[/quote'] Q: We have just pulled up to the valet. Why are you looking at me like that? A: You are loosing your marbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You are loosing your marbles. Q: I'll likely come in last in the "Playing for Keeps" tournament. You know what that means, right? A: But at least I had fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'll likely come in last in the "Playing for Keeps" tournament. You know what that means, right? A: But at least I had fun. Q: Half the city is on fire, the police are bunkered up in their stations, the space station is being evacuated... A: Totally indescribable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Totally indescribable. Q: OK, so we implanted electodes in the pleasure center in his brain, and then in that last storm we took a lightning strike and most it went down the wires into those electrodes. Any guesses how that might have felt as his head exploded? A: Dude, you did it, you clean it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: OK, so we implanted electodes in the pleasure center in his brain, and then in that last storm we took a lightning strike and most it went down the wires into those electrodes. Any guesses how that might have felt as his head exploded? A: Dude, you did it, you clean it up. Q: Half the city is on fire, the police are bunkered up in their stations, the space station is being evacuated... A: It's the best castle to not escape from! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's the best castle to not escape from! Q: What's Castle Anthrax like? A: It made my heart sing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It made my heart sing. Q: What was this weird operation you had? Grafting lips and tongue onto your aorta? A: Torches, pitchforks, and a 57mm Skysweeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Torches' date=' pitchforks, and a 57mm Skysweeper.[/quote'] Q: I'm heading to the store. Any thing else you need for the Harvest Hayride? A: We gots us some big mosquiters around here. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: We gots us some big mosquiters around here. Q: What does this line mean? "Exsanguination by means of 4-engine jet flyers?" A: This is one of those things not improved by the addition of more cowbell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is one of those things not improved by the addition of more cowbell. Q - Is it okay if I bring this cowbell into the monastery with me, Mother Superior? A - A piece of string, and a rock to wind the string around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - A piece of string' date=' and a rock to wind the string around.[/quote'] Q: What's the highest technology you'll trust Grond with? A: The Vanity of an Ancient King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the highest technology you'll trust Grond with? A: The Vanity of an Ancient King. Q? I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: `Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed. And on the pedestal these words appear -- "My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.' - Percy Bysshe Shelley A: And the best poetry contest goes to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: And the best poetry contest goes to... Q: What do you never hear when a Vogon is in the room? A: What do you mean you've never been to Alpha Centauri! It's only 4.2 light years away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you never hear when a Vogon is in the room? A: What do you mean you've never been to Alpha Centauri! It's only 4.2 light years away! Q: What line of dialog makes you suspect your next quest is spaceward? A: I Ok'd u'r MMO t' T.J. ASAP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I Ok'd u'r MMO t' T.J. ASAP. Q - WTF?! A - There's nobody I'd trust less on this, so good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - WTF?! A - There's nobody I'd trust less on this, so good luck. Q; what do you think of the Democrats health care plan? A: I made that mistake once. But only once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q; what do you think of the Democrats health care plan? A: I made that mistake once. But only once. Q: Don't forget to pull your rip-cord! A: I know I left it around here somewhere... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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