Asperion Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It *Is* dark in here. Q: We are outside the Sun. What are you trying to say? A: When the sundial dies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: When the sundial dies. Q: How can you tell when the Greek technology infrastructure is in an advanced state of collapsed. A: Somehow a cane with a cane inside is less impressive than you think ti is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How can you tell when the Greek technology infrastructure is in an advanced state of collapsed. A: Somehow a cane with a cane inside is less impressive than you think ti is. Q: Look! I have infinite canes! A: And yet, I'm still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: And yet' date=' I'm still alive.[/quote'] Q: How did you manage it, Doctor? the Daleks, the Cybermen, the Sontarans, the Master, the Rutans, the Gelth and The Last Human in the Universe are all trying to kill you! A: POWERFUL! Crush the lesser races! Conquer the Galaxy! Unimaginable power! UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING! Etcetera, etcetera! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did you manage it, Doctor? the Daleks, the Cybermen, the Sontarans, the Master, the Rutans, the Gelth and The Last Human in the Universe are all trying to kill you! A: POWERFUL! Crush the lesser races! Conquer the Galaxy! Unimaginable power! UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING! Etcetera, etcetera! Q: Waht do you want to be when you grow up, Master Seid? A: Nah, I just want Australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nah, I just want Australia. Q: Since we are playing RISK, where do you want to start? N.America? Europe? A: It's the same thing we do every night. Try and take over the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's the same thing we do every night. Try and take over the world. Q: You up for our regular THACO game tonight? Anything you wanna try in particular? A: Ahhhh, it's all for naught ... unless there are kitties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's the same thing we do every night. Try and take over the world. Q: What did she ask you to do that convinced you to file for divorce? A: Ahhhh' date=' it's all for naught ... unless there are kitties.[/quote'] Q: What made you give up world conquest? A: I do own everything. I just wish people would stop messing with my stuff! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did she ask you to do that convinced you to file for divorce? Q: What made you give up world conquest? A: I do own everything. I just wish people would stop messing with my stuff! Doc Q: You can't own everything. Where would you keep it? A: I can't get out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can't get out. Q: What is the secret to your 30 years of marriage? A: You should be so lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You should be so lucky. Q: Lucky you! You get to go on vacation with all of Hollywood's hottest Divas! Aren't you excited! A: It wasn't so much a vacation as a labor camp. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It wasn't so much a vacation as a labor camp. Doc Q: How was your vacation with all of the Hollywood Divas? A: Oiling backs never was so much work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oiling backs never was so much work. Q: So for the Exxon Valdez scene in the movie, you were actually putting real oil on real whales and ducks? What was that like? A: God doesn't make deals. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So for the Exxon Valdez scene in the movie, you were actually putting real oil on real whales and ducks? What was that like? A: God doesn't make deals. Doc Q: Meh. I'll take the world. I'll just offer a few billion to knock the sins off. A: I have it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have it! Q: Baby, baby, where did my Lunch go? A: All I need is some LSD and to love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: All I need is some LSD and to love you. Q: What is needed for this to be a truly special time? A: Down is as Down does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is needed for this to be a truly special time? A: Down is as Down does. Q: Dude, Why did you hit the elevator's down button? We're supposed to be going up. A: What a delight it is to see the engineer hoisted with his own petard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: What a delight it is to see the engineer hoisted with his own petard. Q: Scotty fixed the transporters knowing it would be used to send him on a suicide mission? What was he thinking?! A: Except for the one flaw, it works fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Scotty fixed the transporters knowing it would be used to send him on a suicide mission? What was he thinking?! A: Except for the one flaw, it works fine. Q: The user comes out mangled? A: "FUBAR'd" is not a mission statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: "FUBAR'd" is not a mission statement. Q - Hey, I heard that your old employer just declared bankruptcy! What happened? A - The dog is not mine, I'm his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Hey, I heard that your old employer just declared bankruptcy! What happened? A - The dog is not mine, I'm his. Q: "Oh, what a cute little dog you have! It walks upright...And talks?!?!" A: And that's when it exploded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's when it exploded. Q: Ernest the control officer at the reactor drank too much coffee that morning, and then his relief was late, so he had to sprint down from the reactor control center to the men's room ... A: His bladder, not the reactor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: His bladder' date=' not the reactor.[/quote'] Q: The doctor stuck a needle into a nuclear reactor? A; You're just doing this to piss me off. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A; You're just doing this to piss me off. Q: Why were you always telling the elevator to go sideways? A: Just to prove that I could do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just to prove that I could do it. Q: You realize that if you abolish space-time you yourself would cease to exist, so why would you attempt such a thing? A: And mind your manners, as circumstances may require, and Never set the Cat on Fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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