Narf the Mouse Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Tell me again how having Vermithrax Pejorative swallow you is part of the plan. A: Ninety percent of Americans believe this, which is rather unfortunate when you think about it clearly. Q: Everyone understands English if you talk loud enough? *Snark* A: Clearly, though I thought I was wrong, I was, in fact, mistaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Everyone understands English if you talk loud enough? *Snark* A: Clearly, though I thought I was wrong, I was, in fact, mistaken. Q: Is it possible you were in error? A: The boatman is waiting, and he's leaving now with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The boatman is waiting' date=' and he's leaving now with you.[/quote'] Q - What, is this the River Styx? A - If only I had the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - What, is this the River Styx? A - If only I had the time. Q: The court forbade you from owning a watch? A: It's California. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The court forbade you from owning a watch? A: It's California. Q: What's the name of the hotel again? A: All my yesterdays are about to become my tomorrows! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: All my yesterdays are about to become my tomorrows! Q: Why do you want to live backwards through time? A: I'm through with it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you want to live backwards through time? A: I'm through with it now. Q: If you're done carving your name on the moon, can I have the plasma cannon? A: Thunderbirds are Go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Thunderbirds are Go! Q: Can you escape from the Thundercats? A: Sword of Omens, give me Sight Beyond Sight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can you escape from the Thundercats? A: Sword of Omens, give me Sight Beyond Sight! Q: Look, you don't want to see Cthulhu. Or you won't...Anyway, it's a bad idea all around. A: ...You're right, this time it really is 42! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: ...You're right' date=' this time it really is 42![/quote'] Q: The value of six time snine has changed? What happened? A: The thing about Pittsburgh is that everyone knows where their towel is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The value of six time snine has changed? What happened? A: The thing about Pittsburgh is that everyone knows where their towel is. Q: Everyone in Pittsburgh just up and left? A: Sinister laughter is sinister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sinister laughter is sinister. Q: Why can I only hear Dr. Destroyer from my left headphone? A: And that's one way to repair the polar icecap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why can I only hear Dr. Destroyer from my left headphone? A: And that's one way to repair the polar icecap. Q: Why has Foxbat cornered the global market on crushed ice? A: Not even for TWO Scooby Snaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why has Foxbat cornered the global market on crushed ice? A: Not even for TWO Scooby Snaks. Q: [shaggy]"Will *you* confront the scary monster?"[/shaggy] A: Sorry, I lost it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sorry' date=' I lost it.[/quote'] Q: Has anyone seen my brain? A: She's no fun. She fell right over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: She's no fun. She fell right over. Q: So how was dancing with your date, the mannequin? A: She has lovely skin and great legs, but other than that she's a little stiff. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So how was dancing with your date, the mannequin? A: She has lovely skin and great legs, but other than that she's a little stiff. Doc Q: Er, regarding that shrunken corpse... A: Heat Rays and Tripods and Projectiles, oh my! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Heat Rays and Tripods and Projectiles' date=' oh my![/quote'] Q: Why is there that giant lens in the middle of Afghanistan? A: Out is the pressure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Out is the pressure. Q - Why is that sun exploding? A - Let's turn the thermostat down a bit, shall we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Let's turn the thermostat down a bit' date=' shall we?[/quote'] Q: Why are you cooking dinner on the kitchen table? A: Danger, there is no such thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Danger' date=' there is no such thing.[/quote'] Q: Aren't you afraid of anything? A: For each man in his time is Cain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Aren't you afraid of anything? A: For each man in his time is Cain. Q: Oh, come on, you can't have an 'excuse' for everything! A: ...And that's why the devil hates jazz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: ...And that's why the devil hates jazz. Q: Is it true all the bad jazz players went to Hell? A: Better than the accordion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Better than the accordion. Q: How well do you play the bagpipes? A: And this is why you don't ignore a restraining order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: And this is why you don't ignore a restraining order. Q - Wait, you were arrested for being too far away from your ex? xkcd #415 A - It may seem bizarre, but the math backs it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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