Klytus Posted September 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Happiness isn't everything' date=' you know![/quote'] Q: Why are you dating your ex again? A: But, she just tried to kill you. With a bomb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: But' date=' she just tried to kill you. With a bomb![/quote'] Q: Natasha called. Don't you think we should get back together? A: I can't turn my back on her. She's the mother of my children, after all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Natasha called. Don't you think we should get back together? A: I can't turn my back on her. She's the mother of my children, after all! Q: Stop looking at Medusa! A: That's a crazy plan. It's almost as crazy as the last plan you had! No, wait, it's worse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's a crazy plan. It's almost as crazy as the last plan you had! No' date=' wait, it's worse![/quote'] Q - I've got a great new plan for a franchise restaurant: Rocky Mountain Oysters On A Stick! I'll make millions! A - I'm so tired that your inane ramblings are actually starting to make sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I'm so tired that your inane ramblings are actually starting to make sense. Q. Hello, my name is Glenn Beck. I'm glad you're listening to my show. Can I ask what convinced you to tune in to me today? A. Wouldn't have pegged him as a Polo man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A. Wouldn't have pegged him as a Polo man. Q: Next up: Lucifer. We are now anxious to hear about your latest going on. What mad you wear Polo? A: According to my calculations, you are dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: According to my calculations' date=' you are dead.[/quote'] Q: What's the problem, doc? I feel great! A: Death is no reason for slacking on the job. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the problem, doc? I feel great! A: Death is no reason for slacking on the job. Doc Q: "Hello, Nerzerxerzez. Welcome to Necromancer's Anonymous. Would you like to introduce yourself?" A: Yes, I am. Would you like to see my card? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: "Hello, Nerzerxerzez. Welcome to Necromancer's Anonymous. Would you like to introduce yourself?" A: Yes, I am. Would you like to see my card? Q: Are you crazy? A: Flaming acid needles of DEATH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Flaming acid needles of DEATH! Q: How can you tell the pharmacist trying to give you a flu shot is out of their mind? A: It's a very big play, and it runs about four and a half hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a very big play' date=' and it runs about four and a half hours.[/quote'] Q: Why is this football game going on for so long? A: Look at how everyone treats people who don’t happen to have magical powers and ask me that again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Look at how everyone treats people who don’t happen to have magical powers and ask me that again. Q: We only just arrived at the High Sorcery Conclave, Conan. Why are you in such a bad mood? A: Words fail me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Words fail me. Q: You've lost your academic eligibility? Didn't Professor Words help? A: Good, Bad -- I'm the man with the thermonuclear device. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You've lost your academic eligibility? Didn't Professor Words help? A: Good, Bad -- I'm the man with the thermonuclear device. Q: Mr Good, Mr Bad, have you met my personal problem solver? A: It disgusts you to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It disgusts you to death. Q: Why are the chefs looking so pale? A: The Galactic Special Please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Galactic Special Please Q: And may I take your order, Mister Beeblebrox? A: Yes, I do know where my towel is. It's right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yes' date=' I do know where my towel is. It's right here.[/quote'] Q - It's considered bad form to leave the sauna without waring at least a towel. Do you even know where your towel is? A - The second one on the right. No, not that one, the one behind it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - The second one on the right. No' date=' not that one, the one behind it.[/quote'] Q: I understand the "Straight on until morning" bit, but which star am I supposed to steer toward? A: I don't think we're in Neverland anymore. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't think we're in Neverland anymore. Q: What did Bubbles say when he found he had changed owners ? A: Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. Q: How do you explain Bush's plan for the Middle East? A: Shut the door! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you explain Bush's plan for the Middle East? A: Shut the door! Doc Q: Inside we found Al Capone canoodling with J. Edgar Hoover. What should we do? A: You can't, it's developed Resistance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can't' date=' it's developed Resistance.[/quote'] Q: All that they are doing is spitting out the computer virus. How can we get around the defenses? A: Boy, that is some mojo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Boy' date=' that is some mojo.[/quote'] Q: Six-hundred-foot-tall megalomaniac monkey attacking! Can the Powerpuff Girls save the day before bedtime? A: He one Spinal Cracker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: He one Spinal Cracker! Q: What is this? Honey grahams with vertebrae? A: On one hand, no grease. On the other hand, no taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: On one hand' date=' no grease. On the other hand, no taste.[/quote'] Q. So what do you think of this new all-cardboard diet? A. I'll just put the teddy bear down and back away, okay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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