Klytus Posted August 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Under no circumstances should you believe that. No matter who says it. Q: Are you trustworthy? A: I can't decide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can't decide. Q - Would you rather have a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, or a kick in the head with a steel-toed boot? A - A Wurst Case Scenario. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - A Wurst Case Scenario. Q: You wrote a murder mystery where the murder weapon was a box of sausage? What did you title it? A: His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You wrote a murder mystery where the murder weapon was a box of sausage? What did you title it? A: His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. Q: Why do you wish you were the guy the governor pardoned last night, just before his execution? A: Flamethrowers are not personal defence weapons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Flamethrowers are not personal defence weapons. Q: There've been a lot of burglaries in the neighborhood, so I wanted some... OOOH! Can I have one of those? A: They will show you the entire thing in the catalog, but when you get to the store, they can't sell the entire thing to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: They will show you the entire thing in the catalog' date=' but when you get to the store, they can't sell the entire thing to you.[/quote'] Q: Why won't you sell me a Moss-Covered Six-Handled Family Credenza? A: I've got to know whether there's one more shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've got to know whether there's one more shot. Q: I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire 5 bullets or six?' Do you feel lucky? Well do ya, punk? A: Dirty Harry, Harry Dresden, same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dirty Harry' date=' Harry Dresden, same thing.[/quote'] Q - Are you sure that new book is actually titled "Dirty Harry Dresden"? A - If you're going to plagiarize, you should at least plagiarize from a source that's worth stealing from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Are you sure that new book is actually titled "Dirty Harry Dresden"? A - If you're going to plagiarize, you should at least plagiarize from a source that's worth stealing from. Q: Do you really think anyone will be fooled by "Lord of the Tubas"? A: Bang! Clink. Bang! Clunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bang! Clink. Bang! Clunk. Q: Are you sure the tuba is a percussion instrument? A: I don't know who they are, but the theme music is pretty good... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't know who they are, but the theme music is pretty good... Q: You hired the K-Team? A: Mr. Jones is back in town. He is not so square. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mr. Jones is back in town. He is not so square. Q: You said that who has returned? And why should we be so worried? A: Traveling at mach 10 - strait down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Traveling at mach 10 - strait down. :help: Q: How fast is this elevator moving? A: This looks like a job for the Parliament Funkadelic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: This looks like a job for the Parliament Funkadelic! Q: There oughta be a law against party-crashing! Don't you think? A: When I said I wanted to get some funky video gamers, I didn't mean THAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: When I said I wanted to get some funky video gamers' date=' I didn't mean THAT![/quote'] Q: This is what you asked for - so why does the horrid stench bother you? A: Blue, blue wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Blue' date=' blue wine.[/quote'] Q: What is the something blue? A: Here is your arson ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Here is your arson ball. Q - Why is this limousine taking us to a burning building? A - We literally danced the night away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - We literally danced the night away. Q: I heard you participated in the occult ritual to restart the planet's rotation again after the Demons Below halted it! What was that like? A: It was better than drinking it, believe it or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was better than drinking it' date=' believe it or not.[/quote'] Q: You've been swimming in WHAT? A: I think I'll just keep the woman in the red dress. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think I'll just keep the woman in the red dress. Q: You have a choice between this COM 20 woman in the black dress or this COM 15 woman in the red dress. Which one do you want? A: Now lets see how that 6-1-9 will work on my henchmen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now lets see how that 6-1-9 will work on my henchmen. Q - Well, Master Plan 6-1-8 was a dismal failure. Maybe we should have a trial run with the next Master Plan before we unleash it on the public, hmm? A - Busier than a one-legged hockey player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Busier than a one-legged hockey player. Q: Describe the activity level of a one-armed paperhanger. A: Actually, this belly-dancer has two legs. The Bacandforthtrian is busy celebrating the palindromicity of 9/01/09. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Actually' date=' [u']this[/u] belly-dancer has two legs. Q - So what have we got next, another Edosian belly-dancer? A - Well, that would just be silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Well' date=' that would just be silly.[/quote'] Q: Shall we enter the castle at Camelot, my liege? A: I've got a serious problem with my lifestyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've got a serious problem with my lifestyle. Q: You've got money, fame, women, and you're doing what you want to! Why are you so glum? A: Happiness isn't everything, you know! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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