Michael Hopcroft Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you thought I hadn't considered that' date=' you were right![/quote'] Q: Don't you realize how Guam will react to a ban on illegal drugs and guns? A: And for your next trick, I imagine you'll outlaw crime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: And for your next trick' date=' I imagine you'll outlaw crime.[/quote'] Q - I, Captain Obvious, have arrived to save the day! A - Please don't quote me on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - I' date=' Captain Obvious, have arrived to save the day! A - Please don't quote me on that. Q: Please don't quote me on that. A: Not the face! Not the face! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not the face! Not the face! Q: Oh, hey Brain, I got fresh batteries for the clock! Where do I put them in? A: That sounded so much more erotic before I realized you were talking about golf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That sounded so much more erotic before I realized you were talking about golf. Q: Why the big smile when I told you how well I did with my balls and shaft in the rough? A: Green pottery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Green pottery. Q: What reduces Super Squirrel and Alice the Owl to crying trembling wrecks and is also as a good Bunny prevention ? A: I was in Gordon's cage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why the big smile when I told you how well I did with my balls and shaft in the rough? A: Green pottery. Q: How do you know this forge isn't ripe? A: I'ts called a "Waterspout Enema". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I was in Gordon's cage. Q: Batman, how did you escape from the Joker's deathtrap? A: It's called a "Waterspout Enema". Q: Why the heck is Galactus wandering the continental shelf during typhoon season? A: She's 66% evil, 1% good, and 33% artificial sweeteners, which she calls "evil with a curly mustache." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: She's 66% evil' date=' 1% good, and 33% artificial sweeteners, which she calls "evil with a curly mustache."[/quote'] Q: What are you trying to say about my fiance? Why don't you like her? A: Jealousy doesn't become you. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Jealousy doesn't become you. Q: What did you say to Concubine #722 when you broke up with her? A: A flaming meat rod of lordly might Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you say to Concubine #722 when you broke up with her? A: A flaming meat rod of lordly might Q: What became of the King's General when the Napalm Thrower backfired? A: Rarely, more sex is not the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Rarely' date=' more sex is not the answer.[/quote'] Q: What is the silliest thing you've ever heard? A: Drop the meat and run away. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Drop the meat and run away. Q: What did the butcher say before shooting Heathcliff? A: I wanna be your sledgehammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I wanna be your sledgehammer. Q: He's locked himself in the vault! We can't get through the door, but do you have anything that I can use to bust through the wall? A: It's made of meat! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's made of meat! Q: How could you eat MARS? A: I burn my candle at both ends. It will not last the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I burn my candle at both ends. It will not last the night. Q: What is the deal with the funky candleholder? A: Build a bonfire. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Build a bonfire. Q: What do you think we should do with all of those children sleeping in the back yard? A: Sacred profanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sacred profanity. Q: Father McPherson is raising an awful ruckus out in the yard! Can you make out what he's saying? A: Renegade Nuns on Wheels. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Renegade Nuns on Wheels. Q: Name a Protestant border town's worst nightmare. A: The time has come. A fact's a fact. It belongs to them. Let's give it back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The time has come. A fact's a fact. It belongs to them. Let's give it back. Q - Given that there are now 300 Marine Corps cadets outside our doors, do you think it was really a good idea to steal the US Naval Academy's mascot? A - Blow it up and sell the pieces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Blow it up and sell the pieces. Q: What is the least popular solution to Portland's Memorial Coliseum dilemma? A: I took off running to wake from the dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I took off running to wake from the dream. Q - You dreamed you were trapped at a Lady Gaga concert?! A - That, in all honesty, is what she said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - That' date=' in all honesty, is what she said.[/quote'] Q: Charisma Carpenter called up and said that she wants me to spend a week with her in Hawaii? Her treat? Bullshit! A: Well, the delivery guys are here. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' the delivery guys are here.[/quote'] Q: What do you mean I ordered a carrier of two dozen snarling crazed weasels? A: I'd be even more upset were the cow paisley instead of purple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'd be even more upset were the cow paisley instead of purple. Q - Mr. Hopcroft, we caught these three young men painting your cow. They claim it was for some sort of fraternity initiation. Would you like to press charges? A - We don't really celebrate that any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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