Cancer Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - It should be remembered here that I never actually claimed to be an expert. Q: Where on earth did you get the idea that you can get atomic energy by rubbing two pieces of plutonium together while watching a porn movie? A: You know, I think if you tried that, something actually would be at risk of falling off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You know' date=' I think if you tried that, something actually would be at risk of falling off.[/quote'] Q - Can we broadcast the next episode of Robot Wars live from atop the Sears Tower? A - That's not the dumbest thing I've ever heard; in fact, it's not even the dumbest thing I've heard today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - That's not the dumbest thing I've ever heard; in fact' date=' it's not even the dumbest thing I've heard today.[/quote'] Q: Did you hear about that chicken who tried to cross the road and didn't make it? A: I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks. Q: What is the danger of being someone FoxBat has a crush on? A: Well, I sure thought we'd planned for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' I sure [b']thought[/b] we'd planned for it. Q: You didn't really expect the penguins to be this resourceful, did you? A: Here we are now. Entertain us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Here we are now. Entertain us. Q: Welcome to Hell. Is there anything that you want to say? A: When the berserkers rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: When the berserkers rule. Q: Aren't you ready to welcome our new Viking overlords? A: We're Vikings. Of the Minnesota variety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: We're Vikings. Of the Minnesota variety. Q: What phrase scares any Texan Football fan out of their mind when uttered particularly by a woman ? A: No, you need an ace in the hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What phrase scares any Texan Football fan out of their mind when uttered particularly by a woman ? A: No, you need an ace in the hole Q: You don't like my donut of cards? A: You call it a problem, I call it an opportunity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You call it a problem' date=' I call it an opportunity![/quote'] Q: The Huns are coming! The Huns are coming! Why are you smiling, milady? A: Hey! Stop that! This is a really bad time to start tickling me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hey! Stop that! This is a really bad time to start tickling me! Q - 'Nitroglycerin'? What's that? A - He ain't seen me crazy yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - He ain't seen me crazy yet. Q: Hyperman, you're sure you can beat him with your secret weapon? A: Plastic hot dogs surfing on a blob of poo. What's not to love? Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Plastic hot dogs surfing on a blob of poo. What's not to love? A: So, Doc... how did your enema, go? Q: Really, really hot... except for the middle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Really' date=' really hot... except for the middle.[/quote'] Q: How's your microwaved frozen meatloaf? A: It's the Breakfast of Sixth-Place Finishers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How's your microwaved frozen meatloaf? A: It's the Breakfast of Sixth-Place Finishers. Q: You're eating day old pizza and drinking beer? A: I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm a locksmith' date=' and I'm a locksmith.[/quote'] Q: And what do you do for the Department of Redundancy Department? A: I wonder where Ruth is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I wonder where Ruth is. Q: What did Hank Aaron say when he hit his 715th home run? A: About 98.7 astronomical units. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: About 98.7 astronomical units. Q: How far away do you want to be when Cthulhu's alarm clock goes off? A: Somebody's been picking off circus clowns again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How far away do you want to be when Cthulhu's alarm clock goes off? A: Somebody's been picking off circus clowns again. Q: Do you smell something funny? A: Rum, sodomy, and the lash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you smell something funny? A: Rum, sodomy, and the lash. Q: Conehead, what is best in life? A: Skin removal while you wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Skin removal while you wait. Q: What service did Hellraiser's Pinhead offer when he fell on hard times ? A: I know the squealers when I see them and. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I know the squealers when I see them and. Q: How do you keep such a quiet pigpen? A: I don't practice, Renteria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't practice' date=' Renteria.[/quote'] Q - How is it that you never get any better at this? A - 'Sodium poisonate' isn't one that I recognize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - 'Sodium poisonate' isn't one that I recognize. Q: Did you get all the chemicals we need for our science project? A: Well the lights were out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well the lights were out. Q - These purple crystals are clearly potassium permanganate! I asked for copper (II) sulfate pentahydrate crystals, which are blue! What happened? A - That's not one I've seen before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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