Klytus Posted July 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Jeremy spoke in class today. Q: How did Jeremy get an A+ in Speech Therapy? A: A big bowl of cereal, a really big gun, and a whole lot of thumbtacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: A big bowl of cereal' date=' a [i']really[/i] big gun, and a whole lot of thumbtacks. Q - What are three things you could eat that would give you your Recommended Daily Allowance of iron? A - You lost me at 'peanut butter'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - You lost me at 'peanut butter'. Q: Go down this street, turn left at the second traffic light, then right at the peanut butter, right again at the third stop sign, and it's on the left about a mile down. A: But the jelly ran off with the fisherman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: But the jelly ran off with the fisherman. Q: Why was Peanut so mad with the fisherman? A: Third galaxy on the right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Third galaxy on the right. Q: Can you tell me how to get to Gallifrey, assuming it hasn't been destroyed? A: We're never more dangerous than when we're dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can you tell me how to get to Gallifrey, assuming it hasn't been destroyed? A: We're never more dangerous than when we're dead! Q: Rejected subtitles for Curse of the Black Pearl #1: A: Dwarf Special Forces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dwarf Special Forces. Q: Who can we get strong enough to avenge Snow White? A: He has too much of a cult following for my comfort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who can we get strong enough to avenge Snow White? A: He has too much of a cult following for my comfort. Q: The thing you never thought you'd say, until you went Sliding and found The World Of Gary Gygax (Officially Renamed) A: Just a fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The thing you never thought you'd say, until you went Sliding and found The World Of Gary Gygax (Officially Renamed) A: Just a fish. Q: They sent you to slay the dragon? What are you armed with? A: It's just one letter off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's just one letter off. Q: Didn't you proofread my resume after you typed it? I said I was a great PUBLIC speaker. A: It's the hair of the dog that sniffed you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's the hair of the dog that sniffed you. Q: Why is your new power suit covered in fur? A: To the harvest I go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: To the harvest I go. Q: What are the most dreaded words in the vocabulary of wheat, corn and oats? A: That's one ferocious kitten you've got there. Cute as all get out, but ferocious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's one ferocious kitten you've got there. Cute as all get out' date=' but ferocious.[/quote'] Q - This is my new CyberKitty! Do you like her? A - Not past tense or present tense, just pretense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - This is my new CyberKitty! Do you like her? A - Not past tense or present tense, just pretense. Q: Describe the average political address. A: I didn't mean his face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I didn't mean his face. Q: You told me he had something cancerous and ugly, so I removed it. Why are you mad at me? A: Napalm, copper wire, and whipped cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Napalm' date=' copper wire, and whipped cream.[/quote'] Q - She brought WHAT with her on your first date?! A - Never walk away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Never walk away. Q: What's the code, again, for "Run, don't walk, the Hell out of here?" A: The Brass Tango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Brass Tango Q - No, I can't dance the Stainless Steel Cha-cha. What else ya got? A - Next thing you know, they'll be rocking out in space! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Next thing you know' date=' they'll be rocking out in space![/quote'] Q: You want to wake up the Shuttle crew with AC/DC? A: Fingernails are pretty. Fingernails are good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fingernails are pretty. Fingernails are good. Q: What is this woman's personal mantra? A: I'm leaving, on a biplane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm leaving' date=' on a biplane.[/quote'] Q: What did Fay Wray say that made the big ape she was dating so upset? A: It is generally considered a bad idea to make glue from snails. Especially by the snails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is this woman's personal mantra? A: I'm leaving, on a biplane. Q: So, I hear you're going two-dimensional? A: Jacked it off some guy named "Han Solo". Whaddya mean, 'Damage to the timeline'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It is generally considered a bad idea to make glue from snails. Especially by the snails. Q: Look, we can still make our rendezvous. I found a bunch of snails, I can crush them up and make a temporary glue to seal our breach. We can lift off and still meet up with the Gastropod aliens. What is wrong with that? A: Jacked it off some guy named "Han Solo". Whaddya mean' date=' 'Damage to the timeline'?[/quote'] Q: Where did you get that old relic of a starship from? What a second, it's not that old! You've been playing with the chronal displacer again! Don't you know how much temporal damage you can do with that thing? A: Just a routine sterilization. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Look, we can still make our rendezvous. I found a bunch of snails, I can crush them up and make a temporary glue to seal our breach. We can lift off and still meet up with the Gastropod aliens. What is wrong with that? Q: Where did you get that old relic of a starship from? What a second, it's not that old! You've been playing with the chronal displacer again! Don't you know how much temporal damage you can do with that thing? A: Just a routine sterilization. Doc Q: Doctor, what are you going to do with that axe? A: Will you look at the size of that thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Will you look at the size of that thing! Q - Do you really expect me to believe that's the world's largest grilled cheese sandwich? A - It should be remembered here that I never actually claimed to be an expert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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