death tribble Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - A big' date=' scary sack full of crazy.[/quote'] Q: How would you describe the moderators on the NGD forum ? A: You're not. Even if you'd like to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You're not. Even if you'd like to be. Q - Hey, did you know that I'm a moderator on the NGD forum? A - Nothing could be further from the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Nothing could be further from the truth. Q: Did Steven Segal use to be a CIA operative ? A: And tonight you're gonna break your one rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: And tonight you're gonna break your one rule. Q: What did he say when you told him that you have a rule against sleeping with losers? A: I've been wondering where it has all been coming from. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did he say when you told him that you have a rule against sleeping with losers? A: I've been wondering where it has all been coming from. Doc Q: Socks! Socks in the dryer! A: With this stick, I rule the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: With this stick' date=' I rule the world![/quote'] Q: How does a seven-year-old justify destroying an anthill? A: Try to erase this from the blackboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Try to erase this from the blackboard. Q: What are you doing with that Dremel in the classroom? A: Yes, those are very nice. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yes, those are very nice. Doc Q: Feline Fury just got a Boob Job. How do they look? A: Even asking that question will get you killed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Even asking that question will get you killed. Q: Say, aren't you Jack Ryan? A: Bad Dog! Bad Dog! Bad, Bad, Bad Dog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bad Dog! Bad Dog! Bad' date=' Bad, Bad Dog![/quote'] Q - What is the President saying to the moderate Blue Dog Democrats who are voting against confirming Sotomayor to the Supreme Court? A - Tattooed young dark haired girls call me, and all I want to do is play cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Tattooed young dark haired girls call me' date=' and all I want to do is play cards.[/quote'] Q: What's the worst part about being The Gambler? A: On the 73rd of Novober. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: On the 73rd of Novober. Q - When can Death Tribble expect that call he's been wanting from Gillian Anderson? A - Re-building a mystery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - When can Death Tribble expect that call he's been wanting from Gillian Anderson? A - Re-building a mystery. Q: Did you hear they're doing a re-imagining of Scooby-Doo? A: “You idiot, that thing out there that attacked us wasn't a ‘mass hallucination’ or a ‘superstition’; it tried to kill us, and damned if it didn't come close to doing just that. I'd say it's real enough...too real in fact.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: “You idiot' date=' that thing out there that attacked us wasn't a ‘mass hallucination’ or a ‘superstition’; it tried to kill us, and damned if it didn't come close to doing just that. I'd say it's real enough...too real in fact.”[/quote'] Q:You ain't gonna fall for that hocus-pocus mumbo-jumbo, are you?' A: The grass! I said "In the grass!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I cut your bass guitar down for you. A: One of us is crazy, I'm just not sure which one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: One of us is crazy' date=' I'm just not sure which one.[/quote'] Q - You are Senators McCain and Reid, I presume? A - Sanity is SO overrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - You are Senators McCain and Reid, I presume? A - Sanity is SO overrated. Q: What did Michael Jackson, George W. Bush and the creators of Ishtar have in common? A: Take it out for a sin-spin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Take it out for a sin-spin. Q: Well, I'm interested in buying this SexBot, but I"m not sure if it's the right one for me. A: He handed it to me on a platinum platter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Well, I'm interested in buying this SexBot, but I"m not sure if it's the right one for me. A: He handed it to me on a platinum platter. Q: How did you know your Planetary TakeOver Officer was a Cyberman? A: No, you don't get to win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did you know your Planetary TakeOver Officer was a Cyberman? A: No, you don't get to win. Q: "I'm the villain! I always win!" A: Well, I *Did* get lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' I *Did* get lost.[/quote'] Q: I told you to get lost a month ago! Why are you expecting me to be happy with you now? A: A Public Service Announcement from the Twilight Zone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I told you to get lost a month ago! Why are you expecting me to be happy with you now? A: A Public Service Announcement from the Twilight Zone. Q: Did you hear about the new 'Taste of Soylent' burgers? A: "They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: "They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder." Q - You took your boss out for a couple of beers, and he just fell over dead? A - You don't understand. You could never hope to understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - You don't understand. You could never hope to understand. Q: What did Einstein's Physics teacher tell him about the atom ? A: They need you right now, but when they don't they'll cast you out like a leper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Einstein's Physics teacher tell him about the atom ? A: They need you right now, but when they don't they'll cast you out like a leper. Q: What's the best description of Marvel's plot-line for any of their X-Men comics? A: It was like that when I got here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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