death tribble Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm 99% certain. Q: You say that Demostos kills 99% of all known germs dead. How sure of this are you ? A: Well, hello beautiful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' hello beautiful[/quote'] Q: What did the mad man say to his latest creation? A: I am here to see the roving pine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I am here to see the roving pine. Q: O Seeker of the Moving Tree, what wantest thou here? A: That's what they were thinking when they added The Great Taste of Pine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So we'll soon have uplifted deer as customers? A: Yeah, but it's a small planet-buster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yeah' date=' but it's a small planet-buster.[/quote'] Q: You're arresting Mercury? A: Cynicism comes with the territory here on Cygnus Gamma Minor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cynicism comes with the territory here on Cygnus Gamma Minor. Q - Your Second In Command is either the most optimistic and cheerful woman I know, or she's a horrible cynic. Which is it? A - Just when you thought you'd finally killed it, it's back from the grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Your Second In Command is either the most optimistic and cheerful woman I know, or she's a horrible cynic. Which is it? A - Just when you thought you'd finally killed it, it's back from the grave. Q - Did you hear about the Gillagan's Island remake? A - You're on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - You're on fire. Q: Gosh, it's hot! Any idea why it's so hot all of a sudden? A: Dead? Really? I didn't even notice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Gosh, it's hot! Any idea why it's so hot all of a sudden? A: Dead? Really? I didn't even notice! Q: Um, you do realize the equine you're whipping is quite deceased, don't you? A: Only when they hurt me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Only when they hurt me. Q: Say Penance didn't you notice all the spikes on the inside of your costume ? A: Evening Commissioner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Say Penance didn't you notice all the spikes on the inside of your costume ? A: Evening Commissioner Q: Do you want to be the Commissioner of the Morning, the Afternoon or the Evening? A: One thousand two hundred and two Ding Dongs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: One thousand two hundred and two Ding Dongs. Q: And just how many times oh pedantic one do the choir of children mention the sound of bells in Paul McCartney's Wonderful Christmas Time ? A: You look nervous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And just how many times oh pedantic one do the choir of children mention the sound of bells in Paul McCartney's Wonderful Christmas Time ? A: You look nervous Q: What's the most obvious thing to say to anyone locked in with Death Tribble? A: Not even he could be so evil! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the most obvious thing to say to anyone locked in with Death Tribble? A: Not even he could be so evil! Q: Has Lex Luthor stolen the pies? A: Global Thermo-Nuclear War is a hobby of mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Global Thermo-Nuclear War is a hobby of mine. Q: You play some weird Xbox games, you know that? A: We are guys who really like our burgers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: We are guys who really like our burgers. Q: What alleged quote from NFL linemen which was used in advertising commercials by Burger King and McDonalds lead directly to the Philadelphia Fat riots of 1996 ? A: I like this job. I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You play some weird Xbox games, you know that? A: We are guys who really like our burgers. Q: *Two* Baconators? * Three patties and six strips of bacon. One alone is more than I could eat, most days. A: Yeah, but what will we do with all of those ardvarks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I like this job. I like it. Q: So you just got a job as sewer crawler. What do you think of it? A: Yeah' date=' but what will we do with all of those ardvarks?[/quote'] Q: You have just captured the entire ardvark village. Is there anything else to say? A: With the Zanderphile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: With the Zanderphile. Q: Who are you taking to the Buffy marathon? A: I threw a knife at your head, and you caught it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I threw a knife at your head' date=' and you caught it.[/quote'] Q - What was the last thought to go through David Lo Pan's mind before he died? A - It's all in the reflexes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - It's all in the reflexes. Q: How did you get through that crowd without getting all your clothes ripped off ? A: look at me. LOOK AT ME ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did you get through that crowd without getting all your clothes ripped off ? A: look at me. LOOK AT ME ! Q: What were the Invisible Man's last words before he went crazy with a machine gun? A: Crazy is as crazy does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Crazy is as crazy does. Q - Hey, did you hear that Sarah Palin just resigned as Governor for no readily apparent reason? A - A mind like a steel trap--and a face like a fried egg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - A mind like a steel trap--and a face like a fried egg. Q: What type of personality would make a great officeholder, but wouldn't be elected in a million years? A: If I were two-faced, I wouldn't wear this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: If I were two-faced' date=' I wouldn't wear this one.[/quote'] Q: This is a wonderful Mechanon costume. Would you like to wear it to this year's ball? A: The next guest will be Mechanon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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