Pariah Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' nay, never![/quote'] Q - The cat actually showed signs of caring about something other than itself?! A - Yeah, like that's ever going to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - The cat actually showed signs of caring about something other than itself?! A - Yeah, like that's ever going to happen. Q: Hey, it looks like that hurricane is going to miss New Orleans! A: We can't stand face to face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: We can't stand face to face. Q - Janus, is it true that you're suffering from Multiple Personality Disorder? A - Surely you jest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Janus, is it true that you're suffering from Multiple Personality Disorder? A - Surely you jest. Q: Could you pass me that leaky, unstable bottle of Hydrofluoric Acid? A: Don't call me Surely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't call me Surely. Q: Shirley, you remember me? We went to High School together! A: At the Googleplex. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: At the Googleplex. Q: Where can you see every movie that could conceivably have been made? A: The search engine came up with it, but that doesn't make me happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The search engine came up with it' date=' but that doesn't make me happy.[/quote'] Q: Did you ever find the most brain-scarring picture known to man? A: CQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The search engine came up with it' date=' but that doesn't make me happy.[/quote'] Q: Did you just make a search for everything Hero-oriented? A: And some days the tiger eats you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: CQ Q: What's the abbreviation for Cads Quarterly, the fashion magazine for supervillains? A: And some days the tiger eats you. Q: Isn't there an alternative to being eaten by lions, Nero? A: I had a dream last night, and I think it involved zebras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the abbreviation for Cads Quarterly, the fashion magazine for supervillains? Q: Isn't there an alternative to being eaten by lions, Nero? A: I had a dream last night, and I think it involved zebras. Q: What's the most important aspect of your aberrancy? A: Dumda DUM, dadadad DUMdeDUM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dumda DUM' date=' dadadad DUMdeDUM![/quote'] Q: Mr Translator, could you repeat again the official name and title of the ambassador from the planet Dedumdadum VII for me please? A: Rimshot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Rimshot. Q - This is an interesting picture of the Galactic Rim. What do you call it? A - There's never any zero-point energy around when you need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - There's never any zero-point energy around when you need it. Q: Any last words, Syndrome? A: We'll take the back way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: We'll take the back way. Q: There are twenty-seven super-powered bodyguards in front of the Don's house! How do we get in? A: Your superpowers won't get you out of this one, Senor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Your superpowers won't get you out of this one' date=' Senor.[/quote'] Q: You monster, Zorro With The Glowing Green Blade! What have you done? Where is Lois? And what have you carved into my suit? A: Naah, I just like to slash people's clothes apart. Preferably bodices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Naah' date=' I just like to slash people's clothes apart. Preferably bodices.[/quote'] Q: You keep waving that sword around. Are you going to hurt people? A: This is the Night of the Expanding Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is the Night of the Expanding Man. Q: Why are there only women at this convention? A: Terms with no limits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Terms with no limits. Q: What was George W Bush's favorite wet-dream? A: There is no fork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: There is no fork. Q - So when I reach the fork in the road to success, should I turn left or right? A - I can't imagine how you've put up with this for so long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I can't imagine how you've put up with this for so long. Q: Yes, I've worked for the government for over 20 years. Why do you ask? A: It's Cocoa based. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's Cocoa based. Q: Why does this new toothpaste of yours sell so well? A: Nothing but Nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does Lord Foul the Despiser fear in his breakfast cereal ? A: If you are good at something never do it for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you are good at something never do it for free. Q - Why did she say she became a paid escort? A - Stone rhinoceros! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Stone rhinoceros! Q: How do you execute a misbehaving African pachyderm with a horn if you happen to be in Ancient Galilee? A: You know, people don't like it when you hit them in the head with a shovel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You know' date=' people don't like it when you hit them in the head with a shovel.[/quote'] Q - If you're looking for a good time, why don't you let me hit you in the head with this shovel? A - There is much you do not know, and much you have not seen. Be grateful for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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