Klytus Posted May 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's rather telling that a Demon Lord is a more competent parental figure than you. Q: Can you tell me why my son, Iuz, always chooses to spend his flex-weekends in the Abyss with Graz'zt?? A: Irish Chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Irish Chocolate Q: How'd your Chocolate Easter Rabbit make you drunk? A: you wouldn't ignore this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: you wouldn't ignore this. Q: Nuclear attack? WHAT nuclear attack? A: I find that if I ignore you long enough, you will simply go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korren Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Want a date? A: Bad Dates! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bad Dates! Q: I need to know what killed that monkey. Do you know? A: And this is why you should always eat your vegetables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korren Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I need to know what killed that monkey. Do you know? A: And this is why you should always eat your vegetables. Q: How did I get that carrot stuck there??!? A: And, this is why you should NOT always eat all your vegetables.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: And' date=' this is why you should NOT always eat all your vegetables....[/quote'] Q: Have you seen Captain Asparagus anywhere around here? A: I brought my pencil! Give me something to write on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korren Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Have you seen Captain Asparagus anywhere around here? A: I brought my pencil! Give me something to write on. Q: Why do you have your hand deep in your pocket, like that?! (Sorry, I had to go there!) A: Avenge me!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Avenge me!!!!! Q: What is the tag line for the Mighty Avenger? A: MoTrix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: MoTrix Q: Would you like fruit-flavored cereal, or are you happy with the Cocoa Puffs? A: Things to do in Denver when you're dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korren Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Would you like fruit-flavored cereal, or are you happy with the Cocoa Puffs? A: Things to do in Denver when you're dead. No fair... that's more of a question... I wanted to say "Respawn", but it doesn't work as an answer! Q: What's that guide book you're looking at? A: I went there 3 times, last night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I went there 3 times' date=' last night![/quote'] Q: 7-Eleven called. When are you going to pick up that Super Gulp? A: Now that's what i call a Super Gulp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now that's what i call a Super Gulp. Q: Where can I park this cement mixer? A: Riding the Dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Riding the Dragon. Q: What is the Christopher Paolini equivalent of jumping the shark? A: And sometimes the T-Rex eats you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the Christopher Paolini equivalent of jumping the shark? A: And sometimes the T-Rex eats you. Q: Why do only half of our time explorers come back? A: Archbishop Spawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Archbishop Spawn. Q: How do you know that the Pope has made a deal with the Devil? A: This jinx is for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: This jinx is for you. Q - Yeah, I called your mother fat! What're you gonna do about it? A - I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it involves three goats and a jug of wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I don't know' date=' but I'm pretty sure it involves three goats and a jug of wine.[/quote'] Q: Do you have the menu for the banquet prepared? A: I tell you One and One makes Three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I tell you One and One makes Three. Q: What happens when one man and one woman have one baby? A: Zen cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Zen cookies. Q: If a chocolate chip melts in a forest, does anyone eat it? A: The sound of one dog yapping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The sound of one dog yapping. Q: What makes you want to blow up your neighbors yard? A: The cat didn't care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korren Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What makes you want to blow up your neighbors yard? A: The cat didn't care. Q: Have we really screwed the pooch? A: The cat was quite pleased! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The cat was quite pleased! Q: Who opened up the bird cage, and where is the canary? A: The cat found it all vaguely amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who opened up the bird cage, and where is the canary? A: The cat found it all vaguely amusing. Q: Why are you dangling from the ceiling fan by your underpants, covered in purple edible body paint? A: Felis Extremis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Felis Extremis. Q: What is the "scientific name" for the super-villainess Catastrophe? A: No, nay, never! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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