Shadow Hawk Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Who do I need to forward my expense report to before I submit it to Accounts Payable for reimbursement? Q - You had the audacity to try to tow away an Abrams M1A1? A - It's really just another day, you know. Q: It's DoomsDay, why are you so calm? (Off Topic: during Iraq War 1, a Marine Armor Company was deployed to Iraq our of Camp Pendleton. The Marines left behind proceeded to use the tank parking as regular parking (it was empty!). When the tanks returned, a sign was posted: Parking for 4-57th armor only. All others will be crushed flat.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: It's DoomsDay' date=' why are you so calm? [/quote'] A: No more alimony payments. Q: Where did it go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: No more alimony payments. Q - You've been living on macaroni & cheese and Spam for the past ten years! How can you afford that Maserati? A - Nonsense and other comments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Nonsense and other comments. Q: What did the referee's report on your paper about cosmic strings and the d20 system say? A: Same as usual, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Same as usual' date=' then.[/quote'] Q: Why are the Klingons, the Romulans, and the Daleks all ganging up on you? A: When in doubt, EXTERMINATE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: When in doubt' date=' EXTERMINATE![/quote'] Q - What should I do about all these termites? A - Well, there's something you don't see every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Well, there's something you don't see every day. Q: The Pope, the Dali lama, and the Ayatollah are playing poker? A: somethings once seen cannot be unseen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The Pope, the Dali lama, and the Ayatollah are playing poker? A: somethings once seen cannot be unseen. Q: What do you say to someone who has seen their 80 year old grandmother "gettin' busy"? A: Flaming Iceballs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Flaming Iceballs. Q - What really caused the Tunguska Event? A - I wouldn't bet on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I wouldn't bet on it. Q: What do you think of a special Lakers-Kings series? A: And this is not a good day to be a Blazer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: And this is not a good day to be a Blazer. Q: REVOLUTION! KILL THE SUITS! Everyone wearing a sport jacket gets lynched too! A: With a plunge neckline, lots of things are forgiven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: With a plunge neckline' date=' lots of things are forgiven.[/quote'] Q: What the tarnation are you wearin', Bubba Joe? A: It's new! It's blue! It's bigger than my shoe! It's a THING! it's a THING! It's a THING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's new! It's blue! It's bigger than my shoe! It's a THING! it's a THING! It's a THING! Q: You just came out of the costume shop. What is the great gift that you got for the party? A: SIN: Single Intermittent Nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: SIN: Single Intermittent Nothing. Q: Your date is wearing a digital dress? What is so great about that? A: It HURTS! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It HURTS! Q: Why are you removing that spike from your eye? A: Quite a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Quite a lot. Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: According to the Junior Woodchuck Guidebook, this adjustment will let this slingshot shoot down the nuclear missile before it hits Duckburg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: According to the Junior Woodchuck Guidebook' date=' this adjustment will let this slingshot shoot down the nuclear missile before it hits Duckburg.[/quote'] Q - What finally trumped Reagan's Strategic Defense Initiative ("Star Wars")? A - I've had just about enough of this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fbdaury Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I've had just about enough of this! Q- Are you almost done with those purple pills? A- This could be considered an act of bio-warfare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q- Are you almost done with those purple pills? A- This could be considered an act of bio-warfare Q: Why shouldn't we stick Snapt in a small, closed room with four fat men and two hundred cases of beans? A: It fires the participant to Mars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It fires the participant to Mars! Q - Can you describe the Fox Network's newest lame reality show? A - Well, no, not really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Can you describe the Fox Network's newest lame reality show? A - Well, no, not really. Q - If Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan were participants on that "Blastoff to Mars" reality show, would it still be lame? A - Because she caught him with a blonde masseuse, three penguins, a three-legged race horse, and a small case of fingerpaints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Because she caught him with a blonde masseuse' date=' three penguins, a three-legged race horse, and a small case of fingerpaints.[/quote'] Q - Why did Haven Walkur nominate Death Tribble for NGD President? A - I'm gonna burn for that, I know I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Why did Haven Walkur nominate Death Tribble for NGD President? A - I'm gonna burn for that, I know I am. Q: You voted for Death Tribble, didn't you? A: Infinite guitars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Infinite guitars. Q: How do you know this is Heavy Metal Heaven? A: That and beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you know this is Heavy Metal Heaven? A: That and beer. Q: So your proof of God is the existence of Bananas? A: It was completely shot to pieces! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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