Michael Hopcroft Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Capt. Sheridan' date=' there are a dozen shdowships outside.[/quote'] Q: When do you know it's a good time to start construction on Babylon 6? A: No, they didn't offer me a contract for next year, and no I don't know why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: When do you know it's a good time to start construction on Babylon 6? A: No, they didn't offer me a contract for next year, and no I don't know why. Q: Mr Dolen, have you received any offers since your accident left you quadriplegic? A: Denial - when your brain is blocking it's ears, squeezing it's eyes shut and gibbering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Denial - when your brain is blocking it's ears' date=' squeezing it's eyes shut and gibbering.[/quote'] Q: How does "Psychology for Complete and Total Idiots" define "Denial"? A: With a wiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: With a wiz. Q: Did anyone get you those cheap electronics? A: You're off to see the Rhino. The Wonderful Rhino of Laws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did anyone get you those cheap electronics? A: You're off to see the Rhino. The Wonderful Rhino of Laws. Q: When do you know you're going to have to bend over and pray? A: Nothing quite like a glass of hemlock in the morning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nothing quite like a glass of hemlock in the morning! Q: What's the worst part of waking up with Socrates? A: This answer is true, but the question you just asked is false. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: This answer is true' date=' but the question you just asked is false.[/quote'] Q: What is the real reason that Earth died? A: The VCR: Viral Code Randomizor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the real reason that Earth died? A: The VCR: Viral Code Randomizor Q: What invention got Dr. Nasty strung up by PC technicians? A: I dropped a monster down your pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I dropped a monster down your pants. Q: What is the newest euphemism for hook-up sex at swinger parties? A: About $22. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: About $22. Q: How much for a decent pizza these days? A: They put a brassiere on the camel so that her humps wouldn't show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: They put a brassiere on the camel so that her humps wouldn't show. Q: How do you know those people are Fundies disguised as Beduins? A: With bedsheets, mostly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you know those people are Fundies disguised as Beduins? A: With bedsheets, mostly. Q: You made a rope in your cell last night and escaped from prison? How'd you do that? A: [singing]"And we run between the shadows and the light. We're Children of the Night, running from the light. Children of the Night....of the Night...Oh Yeah..."[/singing] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You made a rope in your cell last night and escaped from prison? How'd you do that? A: [singing]"And we run between the shadows and the light. We're Children of the Night, running from the light. Children of the Night....of the Night...Oh Yeah..."[/singing] Q: What is the best thing to use as distinguishing targeting data when using heat seekers on vampire wannabes? A: Yes, it's almost invariably fatal, and with gruesome side effects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yes' date=' it's almost invariably fatal, and with gruesome side effects.[/quote'] Q: What are the primary characteristics of life? A: When the second question was asked, the answer was shifted forward through a time-space vortex. A: It must be around here somewhere. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: When the second question was asked, the answer was shifted forward through a time-space vortex. A: It must be around here somewhere. Q: What happens when you blend Doctor Who and a quiz show? A: When I said "bring me some drumsticks", I meant drumsticks, not drumsticks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: When I said "bring me some drumsticks"' date=' I meant drumsticks, not drumsticks![/quote'] Q: What's wrong with the order? We didn't know which you meant, so we brought you chicken, turkey, and ice cream! Aren't you satisfied? A: That is a lot of leftovers. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That is a lot of leftovers. Q: We've collected the remnants of the five barley loaves and two fishes. Where do you want it all? A: I am not taking your name in vain. I am taking it in utmost seriousness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I am not taking your name in vain. I am taking it in utmost seriousness. Q - You say 'Pariah' like it's an insult or something! A - I'd like tell you, bit it would cause you too much pain. Actually, that's why I'd like to tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I'd like tell you' date=' bit it would cause you too much pain. Actually, that's [i']why[/i] I'd like to tell you. Q: Why do you hate me so much? A: A 25-hour nap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: A 25-hour nap. Q: What's the best alternative to spending the night with Paris Hilton? A: I can't believe you took that into the sack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can't believe you took that into the sack. Q: I'm still drunk from last night. Is that a scarecrow in my bed, or Paris Hilton? A: Thank god it was the scarecrow. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Thank god it was the scarecrow. Q: How do you feel about not having to fight the Joker tonight? A: THis is the one spot on Earth where the Chicken is sacred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: THis is the one spot on Earth where the Chicken is sacred. Q: What are we doing at KFC at 2 in the morning? A: Two breasts, three thighs, and a chipper-shredder. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Two breasts' date=' three thighs, and a chipper-shredder.[/quote'] Q - What did you say the alien gladiatrix had? A - No boom . . . today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - No boom . . . today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow. Q: What do over-optimistic economists say when thing don't turn out as planned? A: Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi. But you're welcome to try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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