Marcus Impudite Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Give me a word I shouldn't rhyme with "Destroyed". A: The beat is always true! Q: Is the beat yours forever? A: Yuki's space warp scene in Space Battleship Yamoto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is the beat yours forever? A: Yuki's space warp scene in Space Battleship Yamoto. Q: What is better than watching the Time Warp from Rocky Horror? A: not really. I lied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: not really. I lied. Q: So you can get me a job? A: I have a letter of recommendation from the Bavarian Illuminati. That should be enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have a letter of recommendation from the Bavarian Illuminati. That should be enough. Q: And what qualifies you for $0.78 trillion in unaccounted-for government handouts? A: That which is intuitively obvious to the dullest of minds ... must be true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That which is intuitively obvious to the dullest of minds ... must be true. Q: So mice are noble and cats are wicked? A: I dislike rats at the best of times, but this one was sounding an alarm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I dislike rats at the best of times' date=' but this one was sounding an alarm.[/quote'] Q: Why do all the rats have little gas masks on? A: Life down on the pharm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do all the rats have little gas masks on? A: Life down on the pharm. Q: Did you catch the latest episode of Breaking Bad? A: ...And this, I think it safe to say, is a textbook example of why we repeatedly warn you: Don't Try This At Home!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: ...And this' date=' I think it safe to say, is a textbook example of why we repeatedly warn you: [b']Don't Try This At Home!!![/b] Q: Didn't you used to have hair? A: This is one situation where overtime is a bad thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is one situation where overtime is a bad thing. Q: Armageddon and Apocalypse are tied 1 to 1 and ten seconds left on the clock. What will happen next? A: It was sneezeaside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was sneezeaside. Q: The handkerchief factory just got blown down! Did you have anything to do with it? A: Book, Schnook! Blow the house down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Book' date=' Schnook! Blow the house down![/quote'] Q: We are facing three pigs and I cannot find our guidebook. What shall we ever do? A: For the kombat of mortals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: For the kombat of mortals. Q: Why are the Olympian Gods sitting around the scrying pool? A: She could use those as deadly weapons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are the Olympian Gods sitting around the scrying pool? A: She could use those as deadly weapons. Q: Have you seen those Stiletto heels? A: I said Auks, not Orks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I said Auks' date=' not Orks![/quote'] Q: I don't think the tuskers want to colonize the rocky cliffs of Greenland. A: Fix the lighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I don't think the tuskers want to colonize the rocky cliffs of Greenland. A: Fix the lighter. Q: Well, I can either repair the boat and get us all out of here, or fix the lighter and burn the leader of the expedition at the stake to prove we respect the local tribesmen. Which do you prefer? A: No man is an ipod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: No man is an ipod. Q: You want me to be able to have perfect tune to every song in existence, along with a video player, and game player. What am I supposed to say about that? A: That man is not just an island unto himself, he is an entire planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That man is not just an island unto himself' date=' he is an entire planet.[/quote'] Q: So, how did your visit with Orson Welles go? A: If there's anything bigger than my ego, I want it caught and shot right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, how did your visit with Orson Welles go? A: If there's anything bigger than my ego, I want it caught and shot right now. Q: Can we talk about matters bigger than you ego for a sec? A: Just for that, I'm going to stick you in the microwave and press the Popcorn button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just for that' date=' I'm going to stick you in the microwave and press the Popcorn button.[/quote'] Q: I am the most stupefying daredevil of all and cannot think of any more stunts to use. Is there anything else that you can think of? A: For the love of Tumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: For the love of Tumb. Q: You want to bury your grandfather in a WHAT? A: And compared to this, being totally covered with eels is pleasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You want to bury your grandfather in a WHAT? A: And compared to this, being totally covered with eels is pleasant. Q: You know, even for a million dollars, I'd hesitate about being totally covered in eels. A: Emotional control. Great emotional control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Emotional control. Great emotional control. Q: How can you sit there so calmly when your family is being hunted down and killed? A: Oops. Wrong family. Sorry for the mess. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oops. Wrong family. Sorry for the mess. Q: Did you say that this is the Jones family? I thought that it was the Summers family. A: Let the vampires out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Let the vampires out. Q: How will we make room in the castle for all these werewolves? A: I thought you wanted to talk this way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How will we make room in the castle for all these werewolves? A: I thought you wanted to talk this way. Q: Will you please stop spraying that Helium around? A: We exiled the Mouseketeers to Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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