Michael Hopcroft Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: A message to all' date=' who go over the wall - Death is the only escape![/quote'] Q: Why are you building a prison in the middle of an active volcano? A: Don't you remember? They build this city on LSD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you building a prison in the middle of an active volcano? A: Don't you remember? They build this city on LSD! Q: Where are the straight lines? Why do the traffic directions change vertically? And why do we have trollbridges? A: Because it will make you feel worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because it will make you feel worse. Q: I may have an infected toenail, but why are you cutting off my foot? A: I need to borrow a tenor until Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I may have an infected toenail, but why are you cutting off my foot? A: I need to borrow a tenor until Friday. Q: Common quotes between choirs: A: I'm gonna "fix" him with superglue and a raxor-wire whip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm gonna "fix" him with superglue and a raxor-wire whip! Q: How are going to fix the Binder? A: These jumps will turn you inside out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: These jumps will turn you inside out. Q: So what's the bad part about going into Hyperspace? A: And that is how you can justify exterminating the entire species of mice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what's the bad part about going into Hyperspace? A: And that is how you can justify exterminating the entire species of mice. Q: My studies show that mice have a 95% chance of mutating into Micezillas when exposed to Yugo Radiation. A: Tank, APC, Armored Car, Hummer, Motorbike, powered Skateboard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tank' date=' APC, Armored Car, Hummer, Motorbike, powered Skateboard...[/quote'] Q: And you have narrowed down your Transport Familiarities to what exactly? A: See, Wendy, champs like us, baby, we were born to run! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And you have narrowed down your Transport Familiarities to what exactly? A: See, Wendy, champs like us, baby, we were born to run! Q: You riffing on Springsteen again? A: I'd say the fact the Pit Bull is eating the Goat would be a clue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'd say the fact the Pit Bull is eating the Goat would be a clue. Q - The Temple of the Goat, a failure? How can you even say that?! A - Get a bottle of rum and an escatrol and watch the same thing happen to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Get a bottle of rum and an escatrol and watch the same thing happen to you. Q: What was that dude doing, raving about space maggots? A: Go back far enough, and you can find a post that says just about anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was that dude doing' date=' raving about space maggots? A: Go back far enough, and you can find a post that says just about anything. Q: The Answers & Questions thread is 1043 pages long? A: Someone just coldcocked me with a crowbar, drew all over my face in permanent black marker, and stole all my weapons and gear. Other than that, things are just peachy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Someone just coldcocked me with a crowbar' date=' drew all over my face in permanent black marker, and stole all my weapons and gear. Other than that, things are just peachy. [/quote'] Q: Mr Power Armor Man, how did your latest adventure go? A: We have the technology. We can make him sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Mr Power Armor Man, how did your latest adventure go? A: We have the technology. We can make him sleep. Q: Do you think you can save Caffeine Man, doctor? A: This will devolutionize the science of bugging! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: This will devolutionize the science of bugging! Q: Why is my lampshade playing "Whip It"? A: This is why it's a bad idea to give gophers heavy artillery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is my lampshade playing "Whip It"? A: This is why it's a bad idea to give gophers heavy artillery. Q: Why is your golf course nothing but sand traps? A: SNAFU-TPK INXS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: SNAFU-TPK INXS Q: OK, if you speak l33t, then how would you say "I'm so screwed up, I rock hard!"? A: I'd much rather skip the gang rape today, if you don't mind. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: OK, if you speak l33t, then how would you say "I'm so screwed up, I rock hard!"? A: I'd much rather skip the gang rape today, if you don't mind. Doc Q: An unfortunately common statement in Darfur: A: You got some reality in my fantasy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You got some reality in my fantasy! Q - What do mathophobes say when they complain about Fantasy Hero? A - Another long, long day, comin' right up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Another long' date=' long day, comin' right up![/quote'] Q: This is at least a month's worth of work. When did the boss say he wanted this? A: That would sound more sincere without the drool and the fangs. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That would sound more sincere without the drool and the fangs. Q: Didn't I promise that the full moon wouldn't do anything to me? A: I imagine you think blowing up that castle was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Didn't I promise that the full moon wouldn't do anything to me? A: I imagine you think blowing up that castle was funny. Q: Crazy Harry, this man has something to talk to you about. A: All questions come down to Muppets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: All questions come down to Muppets. Q - What made Farscape such a great series? A - Though my mind could think, I still was a madman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Though my mind could think' date=' I still was a madman.[/quote'] Q: How can you come up with such brilliantly wacky ways to kill people, Joker? A: Some people call me Maurice. I don't generally talk to those people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Some people call me Maurice. I don't generally talk to those people. Q: Frank, why do you have that mob attacking you? A: Long ago in the neighbor's house. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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