Pariah Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You don't want to know about the horse. Q - So, Laocoön, how are things in Troy these days? A - I don't trust him as far as I could spit a rat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I don't trust him as far as I could spit a rat. Q: So, Supercat, what's it like working with Ultradog? A: That's the plural of "mongoose". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's the plural of "mongoose". Q - 'Manganese'? What's that? A - Not really what I had in mind when I said 'Heavy Metal'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Not really what I had in mind when I said 'Heavy Metal'. Q: How do you like your new 300-pound cast-iron guitar? A: Bad animals! BAD animals! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bad animals! BAD animals! Q - Hey, how come I can't find that "Good Animals" CD by Heart? A - The elements, the elements, their names just don't make any sense! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Hey, how come I can't find that "Good Animals" CD by Heart? A - The elements, the elements, their names just don't make any sense! Q: Having a problem with chemistry, Dr Mad? A: LEGO instant genetics kit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: LEGO instant genetics kit. Q: There's a monster in the basement! How did you make it? A: She's leaving home after living alone for so many years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: She's leaving home after living alone for so many years. Q: So Parker, what would you like to say about Aunt May? A: And the next song is . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: And the next song is . . . Q: What's the playlist on Redundancy Radio Redundancy? A: This message brought and delivered to you by the Department of Redundancy Department. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the playlist on Redundancy Radio Redundancy? A: This message brought and delivered to you by the Department of Redundancy Department. Q: Make sure you put your underpants on before your pants! A: He didn't get better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: He didn't get better. Q: So, Dr, Kildare, why are you cremating your patient? A: If it looks like a dog, walks like a dog, and barks like a dog -- it's a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, Dr, Kildare, why are you cremating your patient? A: If it looks like a dog, walks like a dog, and barks like a dog -- it's a dog. Q: What's the most important thing to know as a vet? A: It's small, furry, cute and genocidal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's small' date=' furry, cute and genocidal.[/quote'] Q How do you know a Meep when you see one? A: Not your average penguin, he. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q How do you know a Meep when you see one? A: Not your average penguin, he. Q: How did he get your gun? How did he KNOW how to get your gun!? A: They're the the United Flakes of Unmekistan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: They're the the United Flakes of Unmekistan. Q: You've imported your multi-grain cereal? Why couldn't you buy domestic like everyone else? A: In the rest of the Universe, "Red" is camp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You've imported your multi-grain cereal? Why couldn't you buy domestic like everyone else? A: In the rest of the Universe, "Red" is camp. Q: What's the real reason the Soviets collapsed? A: Making the one into the other is easy. Reversing the process is not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Making the one into the other is easy. Reversing the process is not. Q - Chocolate plus milk equals chocolate milk. What's so complicated about that? A - I've got junk, but I can't get rid of it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Chocolate plus milk equals chocolate milk. What's so complicated about that? A - I've got junk, but I can't get rid of it! Q: What problem was common before gender reassignment surgery? A: Laser-guided homing Piranha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Laser-guided homing Piranha! Q: How do you know the Naval Procurement Officer is barking mad? A: I think this injury will stop you from playing basketball, at least for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you know the Naval Procurement Officer is barking mad? A: I think this injury will stop you from playing basketball, at least for a while. Q: The good news is I'm a quadruple amputee? What's the BAD news? A: Far beyond merely too much sugar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Far beyond merely too much sugar. Q: So there's a marketing issue with "Diabetic Coma Flakes"? A: If it's any consolation, we didn't expect it to rain eggs either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: If it's any consolation' date=' we didn't expect it to rain eggs either.[/quote'] Q: Just what exactly went wrong with you inescapable deathtrap? A: To get to the other side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: To get to the other side. Q: Why did Gobbler the Giant Turkey cross the Interstate? A: No more duck jokes! Please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: No more duck jokes! Please! Q - Mr. Hopcroft, you appear to be quacking up. Anything I can do to help? A - That? That was on fire when I got here, I swear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - That? That was on fire when I got here' date=' I swear.[/quote'] Q: What are you doing to the Olympic Torch? A: One foot in the grave, the other in the gravy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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