DocMan Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Let's see you come back from THAT! Q: You really built a dimensional portal just so you could push your nemesis through it? A: Vengeance from the Grave. Sort of. Q: Seeker is really at the door? What does he want? A: I told you twice. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I told you twice. Q: "Don't press the jolly, candy-like History Eraser Button!"? You didn't tell me that, did you? A: Of course, you do know ducks were not designed to carry nuclear weapons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Of course' date=' you do know ducks were not designed to carry nuclear weapons.[/quote'] Q: What is this great plan to get our troops out of Iraq? A: One small step for mankind - into the Sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: One small step for mankind - into the Sun. Q: What do you mean we can't keep our astronauts out of the British tabloids? A: And the tarts are selling stories of the Tories they have kissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: And the tarts are selling stories of the Tories they have kissed. Q: So what are the papers saying about "The Simple Life goes to London"? A: I can't believe I ate the whole thing. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can't believe I ate the whole thing. Q: The giraffe cage is empty! What in the world happened? A: Until then I will wait. Until then I'll be strong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Until then I will wait. Until then I'll be strong. Q - I'm sorry, Popeye, but it looks like we gave you three times as much spinach as you requested. Will you be all right until the effect passes? A - And this is my administrative assistant, Julie. She has a third degree black belt. She'll take good care of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - I'm sorry, Popeye, but it looks like we gave you three times as much spinach as you requested. Will you be all right until the effect passes? A - And this is my administrative assistant, Julie. She has a third degree black belt. She'll take good care of you. Q - Is it true that your company now gives out ranks in Marital Arts? A: No, standards don't make for good business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' standards don't make for good business.[/quote'] Q - Do you sell Honesty, Integrity, and Quality Workmanship here? A - I don't know, it's sill way too early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Do you sell Honesty, Integrity, and Quality Workmanship here? A - I don't know, it's sill way too early. Q - Is it true your brain is on time share? A: This is my dinner, this is my bench, this is my 200 foot tall doomsday robot. What part of this sequence escapes you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is my dinner' date=' this is my bench, this is my 200 foot tall doomsday robot. What part of this sequence escapes you?[/quote'] Q: Eating on the job again, Mister Apocalypse? A: Everywhere I go, the same thing: Elk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Everywhere I go' date=' the same thing: Elk![/quote'] Q: Hey! Talking Moose! Good to see you! How goes the search for a mate? A: Picky, picky, picky. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Picky' date=' picky, picky.[/quote'] Q: What are the Nebulians saying about the human business model? A: Bring on the repeater. repeater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are the Nebulians saying about the human business model? A: Bring on the repeater. repeater Q: What's the last thing you want to hear when a lecturer bores you stiff? A: It's the noise of Karl Marx coming back to strangle every so-called Communist since 1930. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's the noise of Karl Marx coming back to strangle every so-called Communist since 1930. Q: What's that rattle coming out of the Kremlin, and where did all these bodies come from? A: It is a proud and lonely thing to be a Stainless Steel Rat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It is a proud and lonely thing to be a Stainless Steel Rat. Q: When you're doomed to live in a world infested with rusty old ratfinks, how can you hold your head up with honor? A: I'll trade you three finks for that nark. And I'll throw in a two-bit stoolie on the side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll trade you three finks for that nark. And I'll throw in a two-bit stoolie on the side. Q: So what did Doctor Traitor say when you offered to sell him your teammates? A: It's just another Dwarf detective. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what did Doctor Traitor say when you offered to sell him your teammates? A: It's just another Dwarf detective. Doc Q: Why is our consultant searching low and low? A: Dropping bolts down elevator shafts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dropping bolts down elevator shafts. Q: How does Lightning Lad deal with pursuit by anti-superhero vigilantes riding the cars up to the top floor of the building he's holed up in? A: Give a man a fire and he's warm for an evening. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Give a man a fire and he's warm for an evening. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. Q: The League of Evil Pyromaniacs sounds really cool! Do you have a slogan? A: The asbestos underwear really chafes. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The asbestos underwear really chafes. Q: Here is some great underwear for that fire master in your team. Is there any problem with it? A: Bring on the slashers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bring on the slashers. Q: We have to stop the Centipede-Mobile before Foxbat gets away! Can't we do something to the tires? A: And that is who Foxes the Foxbat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that is who Foxes the Foxbat. Q - Wait, the Wombat? Who the heck is the Wombat? A - That's not really an appropriate activity for a Sunday morning, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Wait, the Wombat? Who the heck is the Wombat? A - That's not really an appropriate activity for a Sunday morning, I think. Q: Why don't we go burn down the Church? A: Nuns with Assault Cannon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nuns with Assault Cannon. Q - How do we counter all those Imams with assault rifles? A - By now you should know that you should never, ever take anything I say seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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