Michael Hopcroft Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I didn't think it would fit up there. Q: Why did you leave the elephant on the floor instead of putting it up on the shelf where I told you to? A: The world is getting smaller every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The world is getting smaller every day. Q: Did you see the news? Someone just put a bubble over Australia, and blasted the entire continent off into space as a colony ship! They are off to colonize a new planet! A: Put another 'roo on the barbie. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Put another 'roo on the barbie. Q: You loathe A. A. Milne's works so much you're burning everything to do with him? What's up next? A: It's very simple. You just have to be X and not-X simultaneously in the proper frame of reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Put another 'roo on the barbie. Q: Fashion dolls come in Marsupial now? A: And thus another bloodhound slips off into the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's very simple. You just have to be X and not-X simultaneously in the proper frame of reference. Q: Did I hear that ABC is going to be showing Debbie Does Washington DC soon? A: And thus another bloodhound slips off into the night. Q: Is Charles Manson in the woods tonight? A: Whipped up into a frenzy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did I hear that ABC is going to be showing Debbie Does Washington DC soon? Q: Is Charles Manson in the woods tonight? A: Whipped up into a frenzy. Q: Why did they have a riot at the Cream concert? A: Cooked in 10% human oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cooked in 10% human oil. Q: Your french fries are always so tasty! What is your secret? A: It would be impolite not to. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It would be impolite not to. Q: The entire Universe wants me dead! I shouldn't let them kill me, should I? A: Right now I don't give a damn about the odds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The entire Universe wants me dead! I shouldn't let them kill me, should I? A: Right now I don't give a damn about the odds! Q: Look out! Every weirdo in the school is out to get you! A: Standing on a mound of the corpses of my enemies, cheese grater held high! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hawk God Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Where are you going to be after work? A. Opps, there were more right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Where are you going to be after work? A. Opps, there were more right? Q: You do realize you just grated our last intern? A: It's called a fusion bombe. It's the latest thing from Wynt and Kidd enterprises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's called a fusion bombe. It's the latest thing from Wynt and Kidd enterprises. Q: What do you mean this RPG isn't selling? A: Just the thing for destroying Land Sharks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just the thing for destroying Land Sharks. Q: What is that Sharkinator to be used for? A: Ten Billion Dollars to say "bless you". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ten Billion Dollars to say "bless you". Q: You hired the Pope to do your wedding? How much did that cost? A: In the meanwhile, you've got to keep on going to court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: In the meanwhile' date=' you've got to keep on going to court.[/quote'] Q: I hate being a judge! And it is ridiculous that I can't step down until I lose an election! What am I going to do? A: What we really need now is a whiny farm boy. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I hate being a judge! And it is ridiculous that I can't step down until I lose an election! What am I going to do? A: What we really need now is a whiny farm boy. Doc Q: Okay, we have a charismatic rogue, a snarky noble and a walking shag pile. The robots are on order, what's next, George? A: Lego Eiffel Tower in 1:1 scale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Lego Eiffel Tower in 1:1 scale. Q: Why is there a metric butt-tonne of plastic bricks piled up in the driveway? A: I don't know about that, but apparently, it will blend. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't know about that' date=' but apparently, it will blend.[/quote'] Q - Jack, the Tok'ra are here, and they want to talk to you about a symbiote.... A - It's definitely time for Plan B! And just as soon as I figure out what it is, I'll let you know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Jack, the Tok'ra are here, and they want to talk to you about a symbiote.... A - It's definitely time for Plan B! And just as soon as I figure out what it is, I'll let you know! Q: Plan A just sank. Now what? A: All the goo you need for goo-fing off, goo-d times and goo-lish behaviour! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: All the goo you need for goo-fing off' date=' goo-d times and goo-lish behaviour![/quote'] Q: Hello, is this Snot-R-Us? A: I think he peed on the electric fence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think he peed on the electric fence. Q: Why is the dog smoking? A: Because cats are too smart to mess around with cigars, that's why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because cats are too smart to mess around with cigars' date=' that's why.[/quote'] Q: Why is that cat licking the exhaust pipe while the car is running? A: Here is a fresh new mud pie for your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Here is a fresh new mud pie for your face. Q: Hey! I thought you were giving me a facial treatment! What gives? A: And this is why it's a bad idea to shave rabbits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: And this is why it's a bad idea to shave rabbits. Q - Sweet merciful Heaven, what is that hideous thing?! It looks like a mutant hairless cat! A - It ain't quantum mechanics, son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Sweet merciful Heaven, what is that hideous thing?! It looks like a mutant hairless cat! A - It ain't quantum mechanics, son. Q: Why do the journals keep rejecting my theory of everything being made of microscopic anteaters? A: No, this is a theory of nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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