Pariah Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not want' date=' NEED![/quote'] Q - But why would you want to switch to something other than Vista? A - Don't blame me, I voted for Steve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - But why would you want to switch to something other than Vista? A - Don't blame me, I voted for Steve. Q: Why's David Douche acting like he won the election? A: Venomous Kudzu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Venomous Kudzu. Q: What's caused this sick cow epidemic? A: These Frogs, with their terrible prattle, are fighting a battle with Cattle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: These Frogs' date=' with their terrible prattle, are fighting a battle with Cattle.[/quote'] Q: There sure is a lot of noise around here, and the cows seem to be off in the field. Is there any reason that could be causing it? A: Go above and beyond space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Go above and beyond space. Q: Exit the physical Universe? How can you even imagine that? A: That's the problem with time travel -- one never seems to find the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Exit the physical Universe? How can you even imagine that? A: That's the problem with time travel -- one never seems to find the time. Q: Darn it, you were supposed to save Lincoln, shoot Julius Caesar as a youth and drop an asteroid on the K'wulthl'yu Uncollective this morning, and you're just getting up! A: He has an infinite number of headbands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: He has an infinite number of headbands. Q - How is it that Mark Knopfler's headband keeps changing colors in that "Money for Nothing" video? A - Stick a lobster on my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - How is it that Mark Knopfler's headband keeps changing colors in that "Money for Nothing" video? A - Stick a lobster on my head. Q: How will we know if you're being truthful? A: In yolks lie the secret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: In yolks lie the secret. Q - Why do Tempera paintings last so long? A - Welcome to the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Welcome to the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack! Q: Is this Captain MightyBec's ship? A: High and hard and deep. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: High and hard and deep. Q: What's the ideal way to hit a Home Run? A: It just kept on carrying and carrying, and then it was gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It just kept on carrying and carrying' date=' and then it was gone.[/quote'] Q: Where is the robo-porter? And all of my luggage? A: Another fine example of artificial stupidity. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Another fine example of artificial stupidity. Q: Your android is acting exactly like a human. How is this possible? A: The RunDown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The RunDown. Q: What do you call the story of being hit by a car? A: The Ducks are simply not going to win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: There are almost a thousand of them out there now... A: Hot, wet and slippery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hot' date=' wet and slippery![/quote'] Q: So you've got a villain group of three women. One is a female human torch, the next has telekinetic control over water, and the last one shoots out blasts of oil. So what are you going to call them? A: It doesn't go in that way. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It doesn't go in that way. Q: Assembling a bicycle should be easy. Why are you having so much trouble with the frame? A: Oh look! Rocks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oh look! Rocks! Q: What did you say just before we ran aground? A: I don't think it is intended to be nasally inserted. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't think it is intended to be nasally inserted. Q - What did you tell Ford Prefect when he suggested that you stick the fire up your nose? A - A million nerds screaming as one in sheer ecstasy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - A million nerds screaming as one in sheer ecstasy. Q: And what will we hear if Watchmen is good after all? A: And they will beg us to save them, and I will whisper "no". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: And they will beg us to save them' date=' and I will whisper "no".[/quote'] Q - What is Sean Hannity saying about the 'nationalization' of America's banks? A - I'm sorry, you need imaginary numbers for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - What is Sean Hannity saying about the 'nationalization' of America's banks? A - I'm sorry, you need imaginary numbers for that. Q: Can you help me make sense out this budget report? A: Take me home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Take me home! Q - The alien said "Take me to your leader," so you took him to see Governor Blagojevich. What's he saying now? A - We're up to our collective armpits in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - The alien said "Take me to your leader," so you took him to see Governor Blagojevich. What's he saying now? A - We're up to our collective armpits in it. Q: What do never what to hear from a 12 armed species? A: I'm siccing the Undead on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm siccing the Undead on you. Q: That's it, mister! You are grounded for a full month, young man. How many times have I told you not to dabble in necromancy? A: I didn't think it would fit up there. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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