Pariah Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is not a pop-culture quote. Q - How about "Methinks the woman doth complain too much" from Hamlet? A - No, seriously, she complains way too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - No' date=' seriously, she complains way too much.[/quote'] Q: Why aren't you dating her? Don't you know she won the title, "World's Grumpiest Person"? A: He confused "protest" and "complain," and that deserves being shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: He confused "protest" and "complain' date='" and that deserves being shot.[/quote'] Q - What, are we allowed to shoot protesters now? A - Red like a rose, yellow like a banana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - What, are we allowed to shoot protesters now? A - Red like a rose, yellow like a banana. Q: What ever happened to the third Castro brother? A: High Explosive Theorem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: High Explosive Theorem. Q - "Any problem can be solved by the application of high-powered explosives," you say? Do you have a name for this philosophy? A - I'm still feeling the effects of last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I'm still feeling the effects of last night. Q: What happened to yur arm? It looks like it has been chewed off. A: The future was yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The future was yesterday. Q: What is the core idea in the plot of the movie Groundhog Day? A: I can tell you where to go, sweetie, but I can't tell you how to get there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can tell you where to go, sweetie, but I can't tell you how to get there. Q: How do I get to Hell? A: You can kiss my mule's mama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do I get to Hell? A: You can kiss my mule's mama. Q: From a very sick Mexican Porno: A: It's made of anti-Jock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's made of anti-Jock. Q: Have you tried our new product, TruGeek? A: As punishment, nobody here is allowed to quote from Monty Python for a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: As punishment' date=' nobody here is allowed to quote from Monty Python for a month.[/quote'] Q - How did Lord Mhoram's wife respond when we interrupted her game for the umpteenth time with silly movie quotes? A - I've been banished to the Underworld. Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I've been banished to the Underworld. Again. Q: Didn't you realize Pluto was a bad name for a dog? A: After midnight, we're gonna shake your tambourine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: After midnight' date=' we're gonna shake your tambourine.[/quote'] Q: What time is your bewitching celebration planned for? A: Get the hex going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: After midnight' date=' we're gonna shake your tambourine.[/quote'] Q: You're getting threats from the Music Closet Gnomes? What do they say? A: You should see that he uses a pipe organ for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Get the hex going. Q: We're having Live-Action Champions in this ballroom in thirty minutes! How will we be ready in time? A: You should see that he uses a pipe organ for. Q: How do we get the Tocatta and Fugue just right for the Dr. Destroyer's Island scene? A: Good, bad, I'm the one with the chainsaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We're having Live-Action Champions in this ballroom in thirty minutes! How will we be ready in time? Q: How do we get the Tocatta and Fugue just right for the Dr. Destroyer's Island scene? A: Good, bad, I'm the one with the chainsaw. Q: Good, bad, I'm the one with the sword! A: One-upmanship can be very strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: One-upmanship can be very strange. Q - What's with the Windows/Mac rivalry? A - Time to get out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Time to get out! Q: Our new house's walls are bleeding and a spooky voice is saying "Leave or Die." What do you think? A: And that's when we found the body Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Our new house's walls are bleeding and a spooky voice is saying "Leave or Die." What do you think? A: And that's when we found the body Q: So ... he FINALLY sent us a copy of his last character sheet, on which he'd changed the font to Urdu WingDings. We finally established that ":straight: was the conversion equivalent of "CON:", so we looked a line or two underneath that, and ... A: The kitten sneezed in my face, I woke up, and the dream was over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The kitten sneezed in my face' date=' I woke up, and the dream was over.[/quote'] Q - So, did you dream of Shadowcat again last night? A - This is WAY outside my area of expertise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - This is WAY outside my area of expertise. Q: What do you mean you're not giving yourself a lobotomy after all? A: Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Love is old' date=' love is new, love is all, love is you.[/quote'] Q: So did you say that you have a date with Aphrodite? A: You are looking for the DEL key. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You are looking for the DEL key. Q - "I wanna e-mail a fan letter to Rob Liefeld. What key do I use?" A - Let's start with something a little simpler, like jumping over a cinder block. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Let's start with something a little simpler' date=' like jumping over a cinder block.[/quote'] Q: I want to leap tall buildings in a single bound! Where do I learn to do that? A: No amount of skills and life training can make up for utter your lack of elementary mental capacity, as is aptly demonstrated by the experiments of Pavlov and Jung. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: No amount of skills and life training can make up for utter your lack of elementary mental capacity' date=' as is aptly demonstrated by the experiments of Pavlov and Jung.[/quote'] Q: im gonna b a action/venshur hero!11! A: She's worth frighting over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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