Sundog Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Miss Muffet, who frightens you the most? A: Kurds and whey. Q: Name Saddam's favourite breakfast. A: 'Plunging' implies it stops somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: 'Plunging' implies it stops somewhere. Q - What did you think of Jessica Simpson's dress with the plunging neckline? A - You'd really like that, wouldn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - You'd really like that, wouldn't you? Q: Can I see a picture of Jessica Simpson in that dress with the plunging neckline? A: Sometimes all you have to do is ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sometimes all you have to do is ask. Q: How can I get Hugh Jackman to star in this new big-budget Broadway show? A: Walk on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Walk on with hope in your heart' date=' and you'll never walk alone.[/quote'] Q: What did the thief tell the police? A: It's just a swan song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's just a swan song. Q: IS that the new Tchaikovsky aria? A: So that's why you crossed the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: So that's why you crossed the road. Q: Excuse me, why am I stapled to the back of this chicken? A: Because ice cream has no bones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because ice cream has no bones. Q - If it takes one man one hour to eat one orange and half a man half an hour to eat half an orange, how many waffles does it take to shingle my friend Doug's dog house? Wrong! You wanna know why? A - That's just how we do things around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Mhoram Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - If it takes one man one hour to eat one orange and half a man half an hour to eat half an orange, how many waffles does it take to shingle my friend Doug's dog house? Wrong! You wanna know why? A - That's just how we do things around here. Q - Pariah, why are you standing on your head? A - Because it was the largest gun I could find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Because it was the largest gun I could find. Q - Why did you go to Ewe Boll's house with a BFG-9000? A - Nuclear-powered schnauzers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Why did you go to Ewe Boll's house with a BFG-9000? A - Nuclear-powered schnauzers. Q: Name the scourge of the Atomic Age. A: You are in the halls of detonation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You are in the halls of detonation. Q - What one sentence will tell you that your family vacation is not going to end well? A - You put your right foot in, and leave it there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - You put your right foot in' date=' and leave it there.[/quote'] Q: What's the worst thing that can happen with epoxy hound droppings? A: There's lots of other stuff that shouldn't hit the fan, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's lots of other stuff that shouldn't hit the fan' date=' too.[/quote'] Q: Why won't you stop throwing basketballs into the crowd? A: Wake up, Maggie, I think I've got something to say to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wake up' date=' Maggie, I think I've got something to say to you.[/quote'] Q - What did John Major say to Margaret Thatcher in 1990? A - That's the single most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - That's the single most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Q: Did you see the Mightybec sex tape? A: He's an Aquaholic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you see the Mightybec sex tape? A: He's an Aquaholic Q: Why'd you toss him in the canal? A: What you believe to be the truth need not have any relationship to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: What you believe to be the truth need not have any relationship to it. Q: What one qualification is needed to become a Democrat? A: Let the flames begin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: What you believe to be the truth need not have any relationship to it. Q - So, what are you going to say in your interview with Tom Cruise? A - This is definitely not the cure for boredom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - This is definitely not the cure for boredom. Q: Can you make sure the paint is dry and the grass is growing for me? A: She came to town and then she drove away, sunlight in her hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: She came to town and then she drove away' date=' sunlight in her hair.[/quote'] Q: How can you tell that Nova Girl was around? A: It is absolutely song-tastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It is absolutely song-tastic. Q: So how did you like Wicked? A: Dude, draw your own food! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dude' date=' draw your own food![/quote'] Q - Art is edible?! A - No, it's definitely broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - No' date=' it's definitely broken.[/quote'] Q: Want to listen to this Bizet record? A: I am not a number. I am a free man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I am not a number. I am a free man! Q: Why don't you have your price written on you in big red letters, like everyone else? A: This is not a pop-culture quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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