Michael Hopcroft Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' not "Macgyver," "Mack the Giver"![/quote'] Q: Who's that guy with the jackknife in his hand and a pack of presents on his back? A: He'll kick you soundly in the face, and so will all the human race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: He'll kick you soundly in the face' date=' and so will all the human race.[/quote'] Q: What was the campaign promise he made that got you so upset? A: This is a day that will live in infirmary. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is a day that will live in infirmary. Q: What a bummer, Sarge. Having pneumonia on the day of the Inauguration. How do you feel, Sergeant Price? A: The time has come, my little friends, to talk of Other Things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The time has come' date=' my little friends, to talk of Other Things.[/quote'] Q: What do you mean that we cannot talk about These Things? A: The seven dwarfs after midnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The seven dwarfs after midnight. Q: What kept Snow White warm? A: If it sounds like porn, it probably is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: If it sounds like porn' date=' it probably is.[/quote'] Q: What kind of children's story is "Barney and the Bone Burrito"? A: I'm pretty sure that is Victoria's Secret. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm pretty sure that is Victoria's Secret. Q: Who put Prince Albert in that can, anyway? A: Excuse me, I have to go catch my refrigerator before it crosses the city limits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Excuse me' date=' I have to go catch my refrigerator before it crosses the city limits.[/quote'] Q: You've decided to make robotic hunter/killer units out of household appliances? How's that working out for you? A: Oops, I forgot that last part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You've decided to make robotic hunter/killer units out of household appliances? How's that working out for you? A: Oops, I forgot that last part. Q: Semi-human brain, laser cannon, combat chassis...off switch? A: It's a Bender Blender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a Bender Blender. Q: Why does your margarita mixer keep telling me to bit its shiny metal @ss? A: I'm too tired for that right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm too tired for that right now. Q: Ready to run the Marathon? A: The time to act is now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The time to act is now. Q: Any last advice as the curtain goes up on the premiere? A: It's the same old song and dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's the same old song and dance. Q: How do you know when it's time to move on to another Broadway show? A: Let me clip dirty wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Let me clip dirty wings. Q: What did you say that got Angel so scared? A: On a wing and a prayer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: On a wing and a prayer. Q: What does it look like when Popes fly? A: This is what it looks like when cows fry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is what it looks like when cows fry. Q: Why are you sending videos of your BBQ to PETA? A: 20 steaks and 2 baked potato patches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you sending videos of your BBQ to PETA? A: 20 steaks and 2 baked potato patches. Q: I understnd you're weaning yourself off of carbohydrates. What's for dinner? A: He is a human singularity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: He is a human singularity. Q: What happens if you buy a character 150 levels of Density Increase? A: Every day, it's the same old thing - breathe, breathe, breathe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Every day' date=' it's the same old thing - breathe, breathe, breathe.[/quote'] Q: What's it like working at the ventilation therapy unit? A: I hope you have the file labeled GOOD taste in another country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I hope you have the file labeled GOOD taste in another country. Q: Does America really have Talent, Mr. Cowell? A: Your mother who neglected you owes a million dollars tax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Does America really have Talent, Mr. Cowell? A: Your mother who neglected you owes a million dollars tax. Q: What news makes you feel good? A: No, it means I'm not going to help you out of this pit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' it means I'm not going to help you out of this pit.[/quote'] Q: Does this mean you've forgiven me for eating your tapirs? A: Don't pick the prickly pear with the paw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't pick the prickly pear with the paw. Q: What are you, alliterate? A: You're a dork. A big, goofy dork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You're a dork. A big' date=' goofy dork.[/quote'] Q: Why should I hang around with Mickey and Donald, hyuk, hyuk? A: In the matter at hand, I'd say that ducks do not make good rocket fuel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: In the matter at hand' date=' I'd say that ducks do not make good rocket fuel.[/quote'] Q: Let us cease these divagations, and follow the agenda. The current matter: our research into rocketry. Mr. Hopcroft? A: The chickens didn't work out, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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