Pariah Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've replaced the square-cube law with the square-quarter law. Q: According to your paper, cold fusion should be a breeze! How'd you manage that? A: All is cold, bleak, and lonely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: According to your paper, cold fusion should be a breeze! How'd you manage that? A: All is cold, bleak, and lonely. Q: Describe your experiences as a Tribble. A: It's all about the "Teh". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's all about the "Teh". Q: Your new bestseller is composed entirely of typographical errors! How did you manage that? A: Love, look away from me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Your new bestseller is composed entirely of typographical errors! How did you manage that? A: Love, look away from me! Q: Darling, what's that on your nose? A: A tank full of ill-tempered, mutated sea bass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: A tank full of ill-tempered' date=' mutated sea bass.[/quote'] Q: What does the Worm Inferno look like? A: Hey, if they can auction off a Senate seat, I can auction off a parasite-borne illness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does the Worm Inferno look like? A: Hey, if they can auction off a Senate seat, I can auction off a parasite-borne illness. Q: Dude, are you really selling those biological weapons to the highest bidder? A: Sadly, the day before their wedding, her fiancé was decapitated by an ill-tempered, mutated sea bass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dude, are you really selling those biological weapons to the highest bidder? A: Sadly, the day before their wedding, her fiancé was decapitated by an ill-tempered, mutated sea bass. Q: Di you hear about Mrs. Evil? A: With frickin' lasers on their heads! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: With frickin' lasers on their heads! Q: You claim these sharks mate via light. How do they do that?!? A: She's a disciple of Saint Elvira. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You claim these sharks mate via light. How do they do that?!? A: She's a disciple of Saint Elvira. Q: Why is that woman falling out of her dress? A: Not for great justice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: She's a disciple of Saint Elvira. Q: WTF?? She dresses like Power Girl but in black, and claims her powers are of divine origin, rooted in Darkness? The rest is more than OK, but the divine part is really wierd. A: All the chains. None of the whips. EDIT: Doh, scooped. the A from Sundog is "Not for great justice." The Q for that is : "Why did the chicken go to magistrate's court?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: All the chains. None of the whips. Q: So the local BDSM club helped get your car ready for winter driving? What was that like? A: Advanced Turkey Research. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Advanced Turkey Research. Q: Who is responsible for that bird with eight legs? A: Excuse me, that's MY Senate Seat you're in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Excuse me' date=' that's MY Senate Seat you're in.[/quote'] Q: Yes, we are torturing you with...The Comfy Chair! Grovel in misery while --- who are you, and why are you interrupting us? A: I call it --- unmusical chairs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I call it --- unmusical chairs! Q: You put whoopee cushions on every seat at the table? Why? A: The part that begins with "N" and ends with "O". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The part that begins with "N" and ends with "O". Q: What part of "nemo" don't you understand? A: Peter Sellers and Micky Rooney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Peter Sellers and Micky Rooney. Q: Who do you call the Pink Panther twins? A: Dog the Bounty Hunter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dog the Bounty Hunter. Q: Who do you call when your cat runs away from home? A: And that, sir, is why crossbreeding rabbits with panthers and then attaching jet engines to them is a bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who do you call when your cat runs away from home? A: And that, sir, is why crossbreeding rabbits with panthers and then attaching jet engines to them is a bad idea. Q: Where's Beeker? A: Doo wah diddy BOOM BOOM BOOM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Doo wah diddy BOOM BOOM BOOM! Q: What makes you think Bowser plaaanted that bomb? A: All I have is this big bowl of Froot Loops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What makes you think Bowser plaaanted that bomb? A: All I have is this big bowl of Froot Loops. Q: Describe the average gaming group. A: Cold, hot, colder, hotter, OW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cold' date=' hot, colder, hotter, OW![/quote'] Q: Why is it a bad idea to play hide-and-seek with spears? A: No, I didn't mean Britney Spears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' I didn't mean Britney Spears.[/quote'] Q: OK, I got this celebrity. Shall I hurl her at the enemy? A: I've got rhythm. I've got music. I've got my gal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've got rhythm. I've got music. I've got my gal. Q: Who could ask for anything more? A: Just bite me now and get it over with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who could ask for anything more? A: Just bite me now and get it over with. Q: What did the pessimist say when dumped in the Outback? A: That goes beyond "bad". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That goes beyond "bad". Q: Michael Jackson has more than just the one album, you say? A: On top of everything else, I can't believe I have to go to work today, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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