Basil Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: A surprise around every corner. Q: How would you describe a labyrinth with too many traps? A: You can call it snow, I call it the ultimate horror! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can call it snow' date=' I call it the ultimate horror![/quote'] Q: So, what do you think of the snow in Vegas this past week? A: Whole wheat bread, brown sugar glazed ham, Miracle Whip, a little Dijon mustard, and some weapons-grade plutonium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what do you think of the snow in Vegas this past week? A: Whole wheat bread, brown sugar glazed ham, Miracle Whip, a little Dijon mustard, and some weapons-grade plutonium. Q: What do you need for a cozy catastrophe? A: This is music to run away from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is music to run away from. Q: OK, here we are in the battle line, ready to -- wait, are those bagpipes? A: We three clods from Omaha are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: OK' date=' here we are in the battle line, ready to -- wait, are those [i']bagpipes[/i]? A: We three clods from Omaha are. Q: Give me an example of Gilbert and Sullivan as redneck opera. A: Slid out of the slipway and just kept going down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Slid out of the slipway and just kept going down. Q: How did the launch of the S.S. Swiss Cheese go? A: That's not a good thing to build ships out of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's not a good thing to build ships out of. Q: Styrofoam floats, right? A: She's up to her knickers in it, I'm afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 25, 2008 Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Styrofoam floats, right? A: She's up to her knickers in it, I'm afraid. Q: Why do you think it was a mistake to bring our daughter to the sludge flow? A: Poisonous, Radioactive, AND smells bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 25, 2008 Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Poisonous' date=' Radioactive, AND smells bad.[/quote'] Q: So, the secret ingedient to your Special Lutefisk is Plutonium. How does that work? A: he knows if you've been bad or good. You'd better be good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 27, 2008 Report Share Posted December 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: he knows if you've been bad or good. You'd better be good! Q: Professor X will be gone for a week! Why not have a little fun? A: In with the old, out with the new. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 27, 2008 Report Share Posted December 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Professor X will be gone for a week! Why not have a little fun? A: In with the old, out with the new. Q: How best to describe the Christian Coalition..? A: Of course I'm biased. So is everyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Of course I'm biased. So is everyone else. Q: For my world domination plan to work, you cannot be biased. What makes you think that I am biased? A: The twisty turnys of nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The twisty turnys of nothing. Q: Why does it take so long to drive to Nowhere? A: Said he taught Cab Calloway, and on this night somehow I believe him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Said he taught Cab Calloway' date=' and on this night somehow I believe him.[/quote'] Q: What did Taxi Tennison say about driving? A: When Irish eyes are smiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: When Irish eyes are smiling. Q: When should the world know to run? A: The Inaugural Downs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Inaugural Downs Q: I like your idea of turning the Presidential "race" into an actual race. Where do you think we should hold it? A: Sorry, it was a week ago. And 16 kilometers farther up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sorry' date=' it was a week ago. And 16 kilometers farther up.[/quote'] Q: Wait! Wasn't the Space Shuttle supposed to do a flyby at the Eagles game? A: Switch on your TV. We may pick him up on Channel Two. (And my last clue -- doesn't anyone remember who Cab Calloway was?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 1, 2009 Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Switch on your TV. We may pick him up on Channel Two. Q: Does anyone have any ideas on where Red Dwarf could be found? A: The sweet sound of the bagpipes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Does anyone have any ideas on where Red Dwarf could be found? A: The sweet sound of the bagpipes. Q: What statement proves that you're tone-deaf? A: It's not a problem, I'm just going to kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's not a problem' date=' I'm just going to kill you.[/quote'] Q: I took your wife and your Ferrari out for a spin, and they both handled beautifully. You got a problem with that? A: Nuggets of pure joy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nuggets of pure joy. Q: What are "prairie oysters"? A: You should not have defined that word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You should not have defined that word. Q: You see, I told you 'Inconceivable' didn't mean what you thought it meant. A: Why yes, in fact, I do want a peanut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You see, I told you 'Inconceivable' didn't mean what you thought it meant. A: Why yes, in fact, I do want a peanut! Q: Pariah wanna peanut? Good Pariah! A: This message brought to you by "Idiots for Cause of the Week." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: This message brought to you by "Idiots for Cause of the Week." Q: What does "juino ghinom erest" mean? A: We want Unicron! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: We want Unicron! Q: Hey, we have a horse with a horn here! Did our summoning spell go wrong somehow? A: It's a Man's Life in the British Dental Association! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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