Asperion Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Thanks a lot' date=' fella. Now I'm broke![/quote'] Q: What did Uncle Sam want from you? A: Silver Surfer was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Silver Surfer was here. Q: Why on Earth would you mix surfboard wax and silver polish? A: I don't think that's a legitimate option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't think that's a legitimate option. Q: Why can't I combine the gasoline and C4? A: But Mom said I could. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: But Mom said I could. Q: You can't be in two places at once. A: And I am not anywhere at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You can't be in two places at once. A: And I am not anywhere at all. Q: So, Anywhere At All, you deny both the killings and the robberies... A: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Basil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Basil. Q: I'm still not sure why you called this "Simon and Garfunkel Stew" but it is pretty tasty. What spices did you use? A: If you do not have the cash in the bank you don't buy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you do not have the cash in the bank you don't buy it. Q: What is the most obvious consequence of a credit crunch? A: Any way you look at it, you lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the most obvious consequence of a credit crunch? A: Any way you look at it, you lose. Q: And the all-time award for most depressing lyric goes to: A: Mega-Zebulons give me heartburn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mega-Zebulons give me heartburn. Q: Why are you only ordering a Mini-Zebulon? A: Zephram Cochrane was here. Briefly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Zephram Cochrane was here. Briefly. Q: What's scribbled on the men's room wall in the Restaurant at the End of the Universe? A: I wouldn't count on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I wouldn't count on that. Q: Hey, look at my new invention: an exploding abacus! A: Every seventh Thursday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, look at my new invention: an exploding abacus! A: Every seventh Thursday. Q: How often do you get it right? A: "Thing" is the correct term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: "Thing" is the correct term. Q: Hey, what's the answer to question #7 about Ben Grimm? A: Left in the lurch by a lift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Left in the lurch by a lift. Q: How could you get stuck on the top floor of the Empire State Building for thirty-four days? A: These aren't the cows you're looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: These aren't the cows you're looking for. Q: We've come to collect the Imperial Bovine Flatulence Tax. Are these your cows, Mister Kenobi? A: What I wouldn't give for a big glass of milk right about now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: What I wouldn't give for a big glass of milk right about now. Q: What is "an arm and a leg"? A: That's the other arm and the other leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's the other arm and the other leg. Q: Name two things a guy paralyzed on one side would really miss if he lost them. A: Christmas in Suburbia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Christmas in Suburbia. Q: What's a worse place than Hell itself? A: Sing it again, and die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sing it again' date=' and die.[/quote'] Q: OK, who's up for another rendition of Banned from Argo? A: That's Fish, as in "Drinks Like A...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's Fish' date=' as in "Drinks Like A...."[/quote'] Q: Hello Mr AquaMan. What is your least liked phrase? A: The Dixie Run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hello Mr AquaMan. What is your least liked phrase? A: The Dixie Run. Q: What's that southern dish with all the ripened prunes in it? A: The Platinum Defection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's that southern dish with all the ripened prunes in it? A: The Platinum Defection. Q: Did you hear the news story about the guy who escaped the USSR with a suitcase full of precious metal? A: Clearly he's a graduate of the Rosco P. Coltrane Academy of Police Driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Clearly he's a graduate of the Rosco P. Coltrane Academy of Police Driving. Q: How on Earth did that police cruiser end up up in that tree? A: The fire is so inviting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The fire is so inviting. Q: Nova, why are you sitting in the campfire? A: Look for it the Necromancy Times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Look for it the Necromancy Times. Q: Where can I find the Movie Titles Game? A: A surprise around every corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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