Tim Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just remember the P-TING! Q: So you want me to animate Powergirl trying on a bra a size too small? A: You have a black nose and bloody eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You have a black nose and bloody eye. Q: Why yes, I did just grope Power Girls in am embarrassing place. Why do you ask? A: Forget the night! Live with us in Forests of Azure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Forget the night! Live with us in Forests of Azure! Q: Welcome to land of eternal night. Is there anyplace better to live? A: The longest runway you will ever find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Welcome to land of eternal night. Is there anyplace better to live? A: The longest runway you will ever find. Q: Why does Boeing want to buy the Nullarbor Plain? A: It makes a very big boom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It makes a very big boom. Q: What does that pea-sized chunk of antimatter do that's any use? A: I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. Q: What did the gravedigger say after the funeral? A: The last knife was overkill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The last knife was overkill. Q: OK, now the turkey is in tiny ribbons all over the table. Who wants dark meat? A: Light, dark, it's all Turkey to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Light' date=' dark, it's all Turkey to me.[/quote'] Q: Do you support the forces of good&light, or those of bad&dark, here in Asia Minor? A: I'm afraid you don't understand the idea of mincemeat pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you support the forces of good&light, or those of bad&dark, here in Asia Minor? A: I'm afraid you don't understand the idea of mincemeat pie. Q: Perfectly circular weapons that slice the opponent into tiny pieces? What warrior wouldn't want some? A: A cat, a ball and a nuke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: A cat' date=' a ball and a nuke.[/quote'] Q: What happened to the Mousetrap factory? A: I've built the better mouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I come to bury Caesar' date=' not to praise him.[/quote'] Q: What is with titanium mouse trap? A: And the turkey was his best choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is with titanium mouse trap? A: And the turkey was his best choice. Q: He got so enraged he had to throw something out the 36'th story window. A: Nothing is worth tofurkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nothing is worth tofurkey. Q: What makes you think this vegetarian imitation meat is free? A: Remember, "giblets" is a plural noun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What makes you think this vegetarian imitation meat is free? A: Remember, "giblets" is a plural noun. Q: AHHH! I thought you put that in the STUFFING! A: No, it's not a little one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' it's not a little one.[/quote'] Q: OK, I didn't clean the giblets out of the "cavity" of the turkey. Still, just a little error, right? A: Next year, duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weldun Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: OK, I didn't clean the giblets out of the "cavity" of the turkey. Still, just a little error, right? A: Next year, duck. Q: Every year my Mother-in-law ends up hitting me in the head with something. What should I do about it? A: It's not always a good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 29, 2008 Report Share Posted November 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's not always a good idea. Q: So, if someone's trying to hurt you, you should always duck? A: A thrust with a short sword, for instance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 29, 2008 Report Share Posted November 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, if someone's trying to hurt you, you should always duck? A: A thrust with a short sword, for instance. Q: What did you send to Instance's birthday party? A: A pun a day keeps everyone away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 29, 2008 Report Share Posted November 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: A pun a day keeps everyone away. Q: I've been reprieved from being executed! No noose is good noose, right? A: Nobody wants to know him; they can see that he's just a fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nobody wants to know him; they can see that he's just a fool. Q: What is the real reason that Steve Long, and every other writer, has refused to do an updated version of Merry Andrew? A: No, the one that's not on a hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' the one that's [u']not[/u] on a hill. Q: Is this the pail of water I can fetch without the risk of serious injury? A: I said I'd fix your little red wagon! Here! Fresh coat of paint and everything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I said I'd fix your little red wagon! Here! Fresh coat of paint and everything! Q: You said you wanted to fight me. You said you were gonna do for me. You said you were gonna fix my wagon. A: It's a good thing I misunderstood her, otherwise she would've made no sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You said you wanted to fight me. You said you were gonna do for me. You said you were gonna fix my wagon. A: It's a good thing I misunderstood her, otherwise she would've made no sense. Q: Did you know your girlfriend has Aphasia? A: The sandgropers ate him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The sandgropers ate him. Q: What happened to that mouse you were going to feed to the ulperdockers? A: That's the trouble with a cloned species. You've seen one Sontaran, you've seen them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happened to that mouse you were going to feed to the ulperdockers? A: That's the trouble with a cloned species. You've seen one Sontaran, you've seen them all. Q: Do you have any idea how confusing this soap opera is? A: The only thing worse is Cyberman Sitcoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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