Michael Hopcroft Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: ...And that's when Yvette slapped him. Q: So he put the moves on the French maid right in the middle of her cleaning? A: I look forward to seeing you on the Field of Honor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So he put the moves on the French maid right in the middle of her cleaning? A: I look forward to seeing you on the Field of Honor. Q: Hey, isn't it great we're being posted to the same ship? A: What goes up, keeps going! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 22, 2008 Report Share Posted November 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: What goes up' date=' keeps going![/quote'] Q: You invented an artificial gravity device? A: Absolutely the worst thing I've ever seen, with the possible exception of Titanic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 22, 2008 Report Share Posted November 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You invented an artificial gravity device? A: Absolutely the worst thing I've ever seen, with the possible exception of Titanic. Q: How did you like Gigli? A: sometimes you go broke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 22, 2008 Report Share Posted November 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: sometimes you go broke. Q: Why didn't the producers of Gigli make a sequel? A: Given a choice, I'd prefer the pneumatic hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 23, 2008 Report Share Posted November 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why didn't the producers of Gigli make a sequel? A: Given a choice, I'd prefer the pneumatic hammer. Q: Which would you prefer, seeing Gigli again or being hit with this Pneumatic Hammer? A: Some things were not meant to be human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 23, 2008 Report Share Posted November 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Some things were not meant to be human. Q: Leave Lindsay Lohan alone! She's a human being, isn't she? A: Five different kinds of suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 23, 2008 Report Share Posted November 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Five different kinds of suck. Q: Can you describe the contents of Uwe Boll's resume? A: It's a Man's Life taking your clothes off in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 23, 2008 Report Share Posted November 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can you describe the contents of Uwe Boll's resume? A: It's a Man's Life taking your clothes off in public. Q: What's the motto of Testosterone Fueled Strippers? A: Roleplaying in a world of peace, light and justice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 23, 2008 Report Share Posted November 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Roleplaying in a world of peace' date=' light and justice.[/quote'] Q: What can we do to dull an otherwise lively afternoon? A: Ride the snake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ride the snake! Q: How does a desert beetle get to where it's going quickly? A: A tablespoon of water, four teaspoons of salt, a cup of crushed ice, and a dash of chlorosulfonic acid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: A tablespoon of water' date=' four teaspoons of salt, a cup of crushed ice, and a dash of chlorosulfonic acid.[/quote'] Q: What makes you such a lousy bartender? A: I have a few doubts about your grand scheme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have a few doubts about your grand scheme. Q: And now with this great device, world domination will be mine!! Is there anything that you would like to say, Faulto? A: The clock runs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The clock runs. Q: The Digital and Pocket Watches got eaten by the tiger! Is there anyone left who can tell us the time? A: Even the vultures have better taste than to eat him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The Digital and Pocket Watches got eaten by the tiger! Is there anyone left who can tell us the time? A: Even the vultures have better taste than to eat him. Q: I've shot him, bombed him and gassed him, so why won't he die!?! A: Because they're utter morons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because they're utter morons. Q: And the banks are getting 700 billion in free money from the Treasury why? A: Antecedent confusion is a horrible thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weldun Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Antecedent confusion is a horrible thing. Q: Wait, I'm my own Great-Grandfather? A: Well, we threw out the dixie-cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' we threw out the dixie-cup.[/quote'] Q: Where's the gasoline I just paid $40 for? A: Well, I heard it through the grapevine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' I heard it through the grapevine.[/quote'] Q: Where did you learn so much about wine? And why is there a raisin in your ear? A: From a book. A LARGE book Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: From a book. A LARGE book Q: How did you learn the Secrets of the Universe? A: I'd line to get some sleep before I travel, but if you've got a warrant I guess you're gonna come in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'd line to get some sleep before I travel, but if you've got a warrant I guess you're gonna come in.{emphasis added} Q: Open up; this is the police! We have a warrant for your arrest for snorting Pentobarbital! A: Lately it occurs to me what a long, strange trip its been. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Lately it occurs to me what a long' date=' strange trip its been.[/quote'] Q: And this Hrrk! concludes Dr. Tarr and Prof. Fether's thirty-day tour of Old Insane Asylums Eeee! of the World. If you have Ack ack ack concerns, or suggestions about destinations to include in future tours, please KaBING!!! let the Concierge hear your woom woom woom woom BLORT opinions on your way out. A: Actually, it's almost as entertaining without the hallucinogens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Actually' date=' it's almost as entertaining without the hallucinogens.[/quote'] Q: What did you think of the Cheech & Chong Reunion Show? A: Sometimes the lights are shining on me, other times I can barely see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sometimes the lights are shining on me' date=' other times I can barely see.[/quote'] Q: So what's the bad part about working in Doc Edgerton's strobe lab? A: MY EYES!!! The goggles do nothing!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what's the bad part about working in Doc Edgerton's strobe lab? A: MY EYES!!! The goggles do nothing!! Q: What's the most common response upon seeing Battlefield Earth? A: Just remember the P-TING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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