Tim Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Like hot grease on a skillet. Q: Mr. redneck, would you make love to Eliza Dushku? A: dream on till your dreams come true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: dream on till your dreams come true. Q: What advice did Foxbat's high school guidance counselor give him? A: I just don't care any more. Could care, and in fact, would love to care, but just don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I just don't care any more. Could care' date=' and in fact, would love to care, but just don't.[/quote'] Q: How would you like your steak, sir? A: I'm Daffy Duck, and I approve this message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm Daffy Duck' date=' and I approve this message.[/quote'] Q: Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! A: You are dethhh-picable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You are dethhh-picable. Q: HOw can you tell that my Master, the Sith Lord, has a lisp? A: I could not, not go there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I could not' date=' not go there.[/quote'] Q: Would you, could you go to mars? A: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham. They are not kosher, Sam I Am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham. They are not kosher' date=' Sam I Am.[/quote'] Q: Would eat them, Rabbi I.? Would you eat them, would you try? A: *sigh* Next you'll be asking me about doing it with a goat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: *sigh* Next you'll be asking me about doing it with a goat. Q: After successfully crossing the English Channel with a Labrador retriever and traversing the Alps with a mountain lion, why won't you talk about your upcoming vacation to the Greek Isles? A: You can't buy my vote! Not at that price, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can't buy my vote! Not at that price' date=' anyway.[/quote'] Q: Vote for ME. Get a shot of Old Overcoat and a smooch from this camel! A: Hey, it ain't over until the ballots come in from the imaginary precincts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Vote for ME. Get a shot of Old Overcoat and a smooch from this camel! A: Hey, it ain't over until the ballots come in from the imaginary precincts. Q: How can you tell the candidate has a few problems? A: This is how you lose your virginity in the back of a Volkswagon: Observe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is how you lose your virginity in the back of a Volkswagon: Observe... Q: What in Baal's name are you doing with that stick-shift lever? A: Please pardon me; I am tending to forget to breathe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is how you lose your virginity in the back of a Volkswagon: Observe... Q: Whoa, I totally slept in this morning. What did I miss in Sex Ed? A: At least it's not raining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What in Baal's name are you doing with that stick-shift lever? A: Please pardon me; I am tending to forget to breathe. Q: Good reason to call 911, number six: Q: What is not a helpful comment while being nuked? A: No, you don't want to know what that device is for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' you don't want to know what that device is for.[/quote'] Q: Wow, that looks like some kind of device to help you lose your virginity in the back seat of a Volkswagon. Is that what it is? A: Every day, it's the same old thing: breathe, breathe, breathe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Wow, that looks like some kind of device to help you lose your virginity in the back seat of a Volkswagon. Is that what it is? A: Every day, it's the same old thing: breathe, breathe, breathe. Q: How do you set up "It's better than the alternative?" A: A threesome in the back of a Volkswagon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: A threesome in the back of a Volkswagon. Q: What's even more crowded that Schrödinger's cat box? A: No matter who wins, we're all pretty much frelled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's even more crowded that Schrödinger's cat box? A: No matter who wins, we're all pretty much frelled. Q: So, the Galactic Empire and the Zerg are duking it out in orbit? A: Just how many people can fit in the back of a Volkswagon anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just how many people can fit in the back of a Volkswagon anyway? Q: Did you hear organized college pranks are making a comeback? A: And sometimes the goldfish eats you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you hear organized college pranks are making a comeback? A: And sometimes the goldfish eats you. Q: What's the downside of living a low-probability life? A: If I had the chance, I'd do it all again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: If I had the chance' date=' I'd do it all again.[/quote'] Q: So you didn't get to be President. Any regrets, Senator McCain? A: And now the chaos begins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you didn't get to be President. Any regrets, Senator McCain? A: And now the chaos begins. Q: Did you hear they disbanded Kontrol? A: Nothing is good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nothing is good. Q: What's the problem with being in Vecna's domain? A: I am questing for the Holy Grail, and I want a pizza. Now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I am questing for the Holy Grail' date=' and I want a pizza. Now.[/quote'] Q: Hey Indy, what can I get you? A: Jalapeno Cheddar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Jalapeno Cheddar. Q: Holy carp, I need a big glass of water! NOW! What's on this cheeseburger, anyway? A: Save each other. The whales are doing fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Holy carp, I need a big glass of water! NOW! What's on this cheeseburger, anyway? A: Save each other. The whales are doing fine. Q: Rationalist Ecological Slogan: A: This is not your father's car, but it's not yours either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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