Tim Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I did it all for the bunny! Q: You borke into the Playboy Mansion, assaulted Hugh Hefner, and tried to kidnap the reigning PMOY. What do you have to say for yourself? A: There s a cure for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: There s a cure for that. Q: Why do you look so concerned when I said I come from New Jersey ? A: Mulder stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you look so concerned when I said I come from New Jersey ? A: Mulder stop. Q: Why do you never want to go on a Road Trip with Scully? A: The feeling of being strange, weird and fuzzy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The feeling of being strange' date=' weird and fuzzy.[/quote'] Q: How does it feel to be an Ewok on Corcusant? A: Blowing up the drums might be carrying things a bit far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Blowing up the drums might be carrying things a bit far. Q: I think our new band should follow in the footsteps of Spinal Tap. Here are some ideas on how to do that... A: Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Meet the new boss' date=' same as the old boss.[/quote'] Q: Did the company ever get that whole cloning thing figured out? A: Dumb as a box of hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dumb as a box of hare. Q: So just how smart is Keyes_Bill ? A: I forget, you are just my booking agent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So just how smart is Keyes_Bill ? A: I forget, you are just my booking agent Q: What? No, I won't take the rap on that murder charge for you! A: God preserve me from deities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: God preserve me from deities. Q: What does a forgetful agnostic say? A: It's Halloween, for crying out loud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's Halloween' date=' for crying out loud![/quote'] Q: Why on Earth are you dressed like a three-toed sloth? A: And it just so happens that this explains the elk in the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And it just so happens that this explains the elk in the bathroom. Q: So Gov. Palin stopped by? A: shut them all down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: shut them all down. Q: What's Governor Palin's position on "adult" websites? A: OK, so maybe that wasn't all that funny after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's Governor Palin's position on "adult" websites? A: OK, so maybe that wasn't all that funny after all. Q: So, what was with the "bath full of giant spiders" routine? A: He's only relatively giant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's only relatively giant. Q: This mouse is the size of a small dog! Aren't you impressed? A: Everybody get in line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's only relatively giant. Q: Did you catch Dr. Dorian's "World's Most Giant Doctor" routine? A: We're going to have to blitz this thing if we're to have any chance at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: We're going to have to blitz this thing if we're to have any chance at all. Q: What do you think of the Ballroom where they are holding the dance? A: she thinks she's the passionate one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: she thinks she's the passionate one. Q: Wait, Mary Ann thinks she's more qualified to be the Professor's girlfriend than Ginger? A: Never gonna happen. Never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Never gonna happen. Never. Q: When will (insert party of your choice here) admit they were wrong about (insert issue of your choice here)? A: And for this I spent four years in college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And for this I spent four years in college. Q: So you finished your BA and are now working at McDonalds? A: the Gordian knot did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: the Gordian knot did it. Q: Did you finally find a way to keep you shoelaces from coming untied? A: I'm behind that 100%! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you finally find a way to keep you shoelaces from coming untied? A: I'm behind that 100%! Q: You hold the shield while I whack the thing with a stick. A: I would say that was going to hurt you very badly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I would say that was going to hurt you very badly. Q: Won't it be cool if I hit this grizzly bear with a small stick? A: I'm afraid this time you'll just have to punt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm afraid this time you'll just have to punt. Q: What is the Detroit Lions' new offensive strategy? A: Not without my howitzer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not without my howitzer. Q: Going to the candidate's rally tonight? A: We have no choice but to cheat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: We have no choice but to cheat. Q: So, how do we get a deserving mid-major team into the BC$ National Championship Game? A: Like hot grease on a skillet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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