Sundog Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Would monsieur be interested in a tar-paper shack souffle for lunch? A: Up against the Wall Street, muthahf***ah!! Q: What will become the standard method of dealing with people who exceed the credit limit? A: No, we're out of that. Would you prefer a Fruit-Bat Danish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' we're out of that. Would you prefer a Fruit-Bat Danish?[/quote'] Q: Got any Opposum Donuts? A: This looks like a job for a three-toed sloth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This looks like a job for a three-toed sloth! Q: What was Superman's worst idea for a catch phrase? A: Buffy, Claire and Ken Jennings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Buffy' date=' Claire and Ken Jennings[/quote'] Q: Name three people who couldn't possibly be as talented as they're portrayed on TV. A: Rob Liefeld, homemade bourbon, and/or a frontal lobotomy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Name three people who couldn't possibly be as talented as they're portrayed on TV. A: Rob Liefeld, homemade bourbon, and/or a frontal lobotomy. Q: Name three things that make you stupid. A: Set Phasers to "Defenestrate". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Set Phasers to "Defenestrate". Q: Why are the windows on the Enterprise so dirty? A: This is the Chocolate Cake of DOOM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is the Chocolate Cake of DOOM! Q: The Id Software guys brought dessert? A: It's hard to tell. Ask me again in an hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's hard to tell. Ask me again in an hour. Q: Will the world end in sixty minutes? A: The bells! The bells! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Will the world end in sixty minutes? A: The bells! The bells! Q: What was the problem with cloning the Disney Heroines? A: It's strictly for the birds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's strictly for the birds. Q: Millet, cracked corn, and black sunflower seeds? What sort of snack food is this? A: I think there are better uses for your time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think there are better uses for your time. Q: Hey, I just painted this wall! Wanna help me watch it dry? A: The fact remains that this is a duck, not a cockatrice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, I just painted this wall! Wanna help me watch it dry? A: The fact remains that this is a duck, not a cockatrice. Q: Dude, it turned half the party to stone! A: I could be wrong... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I could be wrong... Q: What do you mean "water is dry and the sun comes up in the North"? A: I am invariably right. Well, right-wing anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you mean "water is dry and the sun comes up in the North"? A: I am invariably right. Well, right-wing anyway. Q: You do realise we wanted to turn left back there? A: Nothing you do can thrill me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nothing you do can thrill me! Q: Why are you acting so bored all the time? A: It's a fish. Figure it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a fish. Figure it out. Q: How can that salmon swim so fast? A: All the young ladies go and kiss him goodbye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: All the young ladies go and kiss him goodbye. Q: I wonder why he's so anxious to leave.... A: Get a pair already, will ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Get a pair already' date=' will ya?[/quote'] Q: I just can't decide. Which of these shoes suits me best? A: Five Minutes for Fighting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Five Minutes for Fighting. Q: Okay, Pepper, what's on my schedule between 10:53 and 10:58 this morning? A: I can't believe you found that so impressive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Okay, Pepper, what's on my schedule between 10:53 and 10:58 this morning? A: I can't believe you found that so impressive. Q: That man has a full eight inches! A: Micronization for fun and profit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: That man has a full eight inches! A: Micronization for fun and profit. Q: What are you going to do with that shrink ray you purchased from The Sharper Supervillian catalog? A: No bunneh does it better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are you going to do with that shrink ray you purchased from The Sharper Supervillian catalog? A: No bunneh does it better... Q: What's the theme for The Hare who Loved Me? A: The Lifting Daynights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions [/i]A: The Lifting Daynights. Q: What do they offer at 24 Hour Fitness for bodybuilders? A: I say it's all just wind and sails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I say it's all just wind and sails. Q: You don't believe we evolved up from little snails? A: Shostakovitch would have loved this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Shostakovitch would have loved this! Q: Boris, WHat do you think about the new fruit flavored vodkas? A: She's a yard sale deva Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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