Tim Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Sir, the Cockroach is tap-dancing again! A: I don't think that's going to work. Q: Ready to test my Perpetual Motion Machine? A: They had all they needed provided for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: They had all they needed provided for them. Q: Why do you think today's kids are all such whiny little sh**s? A: That's tricky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you think today's kids are all such whiny little sh**s? A: That's tricky. Q: What's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme on time what's tricky ? A: Now I can't sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now I can't sleep Q: Did you eat my 10-kilo package of chocolate-covered espresso beans again!?! A: For you, special price. Three for a dollar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: For you' date=' special price. Three for a dollar![/quote'] Q: Any specials on quarters? A: It's all right now. In fact, it's a gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Any specials on quarters? A: It's all right now. In fact, it's a gas. Q: How's the Helium business going? A: No, it's much more important. It's my lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' it's much more important. It's my lunch.[/quote'] Q: Is that the secret to the energy crisis? A: Rumpelstiltskin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Rumpelstiltskin! Q: Do you really think yelling at CNN's financial reports will make the stock market rebound? A: Hold this so I can fix my hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hold this so I can fix my hair. Q: What's the last thing you want to hear from Medusa? A: I sold my soul to Mister Jimmy, and he said one word to me, and that was 'dead". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I sold my soul to Mister Jimmy' date=' and he said one word to me, and that was 'dead".[/quote'] Q: What did Charlie Danials dream the night before the Devil went down to Georgia? A: A steel chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the last thing that went thru your mind before you were knocked unconcious at the Wrestle-mania show? A: Only you can prevent forest Dires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Only you can prevent forest Dires. Q: Wolves, Bears, Badgers, Beavers, Elk -- why are you trying to exterminate every bit of wildlife ion these woods? A: And of these, the most terrifying are the Weasels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And of these' date=' the most terrifying are the Weasels.[/quote'] Q: So your company's management hierarchy includes gossips, slackers, and suck-ups. That's the worst of it, right? A: I don't believe that's an original. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't believe that's an original. Q: Wow, man! I didn't know the Mona Lisa was done with bubble gum on particleboard! How'd you get that? A: If you hold your nose and don't think too hard, I suppose it could be considered performance art. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you hold your nose and don't think too hard' date=' I suppose it could be considered performance art.[/quote'] Q: So what did you think of Dances with Skunks? A: The most merciful thing on Earth is the inability of the human mind to comprehend the economic crisis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what did you think of Dances with Skunks? A: The most merciful thing on Earth is the inability of the human mind to comprehend the economic crisis. Q: What would Lovecraft have to say about modern times? A: Wait until he's hungry again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wait until he's hungry again. Q: Is it time to feed the baby yet? A: I know we have to feed the cat. The problem is what to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I know we have to feed the cat. The problem is what to. Q: You do know that Purina doesn't actually make Tiger Chow, right? A: It makes a bigger difference than you might think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It makes a bigger difference than you might think. Q: What's the big deal? It's only one little word. So what if I took the "not" out of all the commandments? A: Thou Shalt Not Offend the Penguin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Thou Shalt Not Offend the Penguin. Q: What was the message behind the movie Happy Feet? A: I'm gonna hit that sonufagun so hard, his grandchildren will feel it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm gonna hit that sonufagun so hard' date=' his grandchildren will feel it![/quote'] Q: What are you planning on doing to the head of the world finance organization? A: Going towards the Eternal Light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Going towards the Eternal Light. Q: How can you drive your way out of the All-Concealing Shadows? A: The Almighty Dollar wins again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How can you drive your way out of the All-Concealing Shadows? A: The Almighty Dollar wins again. Q: What's the problem with our new show, Anthropomorphic Personification Deathmatch? A: This is not my Ostrich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is not my Ostrich. Q: What is your head doing in this hole in the ground? A: I think I'll pass on the House Special today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think I'll pass on the House Special today. Q: Would monsieur be interested in a tar-paper shack souffle for lunch? A: Up against the Wall Street, muthahf***ah!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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