Basil Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The hate is physical. Q: The love is spiritual, the apathy is mental, and... A: Fill in WHAT blank?!?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fill in WHAT blank?!?? Q: Blank you, you blankety blankin' blanker! A: A talent for abnormal psychology would be helpful, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Blank you, you blankety blankin' blanker! A: A talent for abnormal psychology would be helpful, yes. Q: So you think it would be useful for understanding Teh Bunny? A: Bunny chops, bunny steaks, and Bunny Brain Pud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bunny chops' date=' Bunny steaks, and Bunny Brain Pud.[/quote'] Q: What are the specials on the menu at Bangkok Bunny's steak house? A: Never forget: elephants do work for peanuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Never forget: elephants do work for peanuts. Q: Why did Charlie Brown get a job at the circus? A: Dick Cheney, a cheese grater, and a quart jug of lemon juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dick Cheney' date=' a cheese grater, and a quart jug of lemon juice.[/quote'] Q: Tell me more about Hillary Clinton's unspeakable fantasies. A: If you divide by zero, you can get the answer you want! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you divide by zero' date=' you can get the answer you want![/quote'] Q: Have you finished that next set of calculations, Dr. Hawking? A: There's never an asteroid around when you need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's never an asteroid around when you need it. Q: Quick! We're being pursued by the Empire's TIE fighters! Isn't there a place we can duck into and hide? A: And that's why they call them "TIE fighters". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's why they call them "TIE fighters". Q: There's a dress code for fighter pilots now? A: She sounded okay on the phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: There's a dress code for fighter pilots now? A: She sounded okay on the phone. Q: You have a date with Granny Goodness!?! A: No, it means they explode in the presence of imbecility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' it means they explode in the presence of imbecility.[/quote'] Q: I know what "smart bombs" do. I guess "dumb bombs" you just drop and they go off when they hit something, right? A: Manticore, man-tyger, and mandragore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Manticore' date=' man-tyger, and mandragore.[/quote'] Q: What is the perfect three-some for the Vampire Slayer? A: I think Spike's ego is bigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I know what "smart bombs" do. I guess "dumb bombs" you just drop and they go off when they hit something, right? A: Manticore, man-tyger, and mandragore. Q: Say the same thing three times! A: Verticle Disengagement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think Spike's ego is bigger. Q: Don't you think Jet Black is getting kind of full of himself lately? A: This isn't the pop culture reference you're looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Verticle Disengagement. Q: What do you call it when the groom turns into a giant bat and flies out of the wedding? A: This isn't the pop culture reference you're looking for. Q: "It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel you up?" What's that supposed to mean, you pervert? A: Flamebait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Flamebait. Q: What do you think of the "Sarah Palin: VP" thread? A: Yeah, I'll get right on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 23, 2008 Report Share Posted September 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yeah, I'll get right on that. Q; Sir? The hot redheaded prostitute you requested is in bedroom number 3. A: It could cause complications. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q; Sir? The hot redheaded prostitute you requested is in bedroom number 3. A: It could cause complications. Q: Why shouldn't I connect my new supercomputer to Deep Blue II? A: Consider me gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Consider me gone. Q: You! Don't you know you're standing on a bomb? A: I'd like to burn a little town, or slay a dozen men -- anything to laugh again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You! Don't you know you're standing on a bomb? A: I'd like to burn a little town, or slay a dozen men -- anything to laugh again! Q: Why "Evil" and "Bard" don't mix: A: Hello folks, and welcome to World War Three! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hello folks' date=' and welcome to World War Three![/quote'] Q: Is it true that North Korea just kicked out UN inspectors and restarted one of their nuclear reactors? A: An earth-shattering kaboom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: An earth-shattering kaboom! Q: How do you clear a viewing path to Venus? A: And it was on this date in 1999 that we lost the Moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you clear a viewing path to Venus? A: And it was on this date in 1999 that we lost the Moon. Q: Why have the tides and the seasons been wierd for 9 years? A: Eviscerate the proletariat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Eviscerate the proletariat. Q: How does Secretary Paulson deal with economic crises? A: When you owe a thousand it's your problem. Owe a million and it's the bank's problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How does Secretary Paulson deal with economic crises? A: When you owe a thousand it's your problem. Owe a million and it's the bank's problem. Q: Explain the current economic crisis. A: Irrelevancy is my greatest attribute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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