Pariah Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Soft-driven' date=' slow and mad like some new language.[/quote'] Q: Moshna hu dak-kannu? Moshna? A: Yeah, I totally made that up off the top of my head. Why do you ask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yeah' date=' I totally made that up off the top of my head. Why do you ask?[/quote'] Q: Wow, that's an incredible detailed and complicated plot to rob Fort Knox. You must have really done your homework, right? A: This is the land where the Pharoah died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is the land where the Pharoah died. Q: That's the ugliest statue I've ever seen, even taking the missing nose into account! Why would anybody build something like that? A: Last one into the pool's a rotten egg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Last one into the pool's a rotten egg! Q: Why do you want me to put money on a team to win the Super Bowl? Isn't that illegal? A: It's a pig's life in the new Army. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you want me to put money on a team to win the Super Bowl? Isn't that illegal? A: It's a pig's life in the new Army. Q: So, you're saying they use genetically modified porcines as infantrymen these days? A: Hurricane Ugolithmaal'tal'tal'furoo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hurricane Ugolithmaal'tal'tal'furoo! Q: What's on the Old Ones' weather report tonight? A: Wow, not a single 'premature withdrawal' joke yet. I'm amazed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric, Omnirex Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wow' date=' not a single 'premature withdrawal' joke yet. I'm amazed.[/quote'] Q: So your taking all the money out of your IRA. Fine, no problem. So why are you wincing? A: I do NOT love my MTV! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I do NOT love my MTV! Q: How do you feel about your Multiple Terrain Vehicle breaking down jus when you need it? A: There but for you go I! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you feel about your Multiple Terrain Vehicle breaking down jus when you need it? A: There but for you go I! Q: Oh and watch out for the four simultaneous deathtraps. Cleric! A: It's a very small nuclear grenade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a very small nuclear grenade. Q: And how do YOU plan to take out Doctor Manhattan? A: It seems that hiding in the sewers of Vienna wasn't such a good idea after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It seems that hiding in the sewers of Vienna wasn't such a good idea after all. Q: Ye gods, what is that smell?! There must be five hundred years' worth of stench in here! A: Not without my grenade launcher I'm not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ye gods, what is that smell?! There must be five hundred years' worth of stench in here! A: Not without my grenade launcher I'm not. Q: Are you ready to use the very small nuclear grenade? A:It's over there - this is ground 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A:It's over there - this is ground 2. Q: Wait a minute -- why are we still falling? Where's the real ground? A: I am a camera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I am a camera. Q: Did I just hear Trevor Horn singing something? A: Memories. How they fade so fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did I just hear Trevor Horn singing something? A: Memories. How they fade so fast. Q: Hey! Do you remember when you fell off the double decker bus and got a traffic cone up your you-know-where? A: This is my idiot cousin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is my idiot cousin. Q: How is is possible that you lost the three-legged race to my four year old twins? A: Day of rest. Yeah, right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 25, 2008 Report Share Posted August 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Day of rest. Yeah, right. Q: You have 24 hours to snooze. Enjoy it. A: Actually, it's a somewhat irregular expression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 25, 2008 Report Share Posted August 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Actually' date=' it's a somewhat irregular expression.[/quote'] Q: There's actually a mathematical formula for how many boy band members and pop tarts will be in the news each day? A: I would do anything for love...even that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 25, 2008 Report Share Posted August 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I would do anything for love...even that. Q: Would you spoon with a spoonbill? A: Only if you give wood to the woodpecker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 25, 2008 Report Share Posted August 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Only if you give wood to the woodpecker. Q: Hey, do you mind if I chuck this woodchuck? A: Obvious inaccessible plot device. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 25, 2008 Report Share Posted August 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Obvious inaccessible plot device. Q: What do you call it when you misisplace your Time Machine? A: The power to raise the dead is no longer available with Bud Light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 25, 2008 Report Share Posted August 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Obvious inaccessible plot device. Q: Dude, I got it!! We take the Elder Wand from Harry Potter, embed the One Ring in the end of it, add in some of them Crimson Bands of Cytorrak, and then make the whole shebang out of kryptonite, and give it to our Mary Sue! How's that for the ultimate BAMF? A: On a scale from one to sucks, that sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric, Omnirex Posted August 25, 2008 Report Share Posted August 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The power to raise the dead is no longer available with Bud Light. Q:Get this man some beer, STAT! A: On a scale from one to sucks' date=' that sucks.[/quote'] Q: Rate fellatio. A: Can I say that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 25, 2008 Report Share Posted August 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Can I say that? Q: Repeat after me: Iglobaba Jhuzalizi Mektor. Got that? A: The power to eat metal no longer available with Bud Light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 25, 2008 Report Share Posted August 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Repeat after me: Iglobaba Jhuzalizi Mektor. Got that? A: The power to eat metal no longer available with Bud Light. Q: How did you wind up in that position? A: Sarcasm is appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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