Pariah Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Perforated. Frequently. Q: How does my friend with the 9-month-old twins describe herself? (True story: She signed off her last e-mail as 'The Perforated One'. Gotta love teething infants.) A: It didn't hurt as badly as I thought it would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It didn't hurt as badly as I thought it would. Q: What was going thruogh your mind as you were being eatten by the balrog? A: The Mystie-Eyed Marshal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric, Omnirex Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Mystie-Eyed Marshal. Q:describe the LEO that likes Mystery Sience Theater. A:Tom Servent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A:Tom Servent. Q: What do you mean, you're here to check our HVAC system? Aren't you the new butler? A: Just bite me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just bite me. Q: What were the last words of the sentient grilled cheese sandwich? A: I don't think this is a good time to shock the monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't think this is a good time to shock the monkey. Q: I've scheduled Gorilla Grodd for a round of EST. What do you think? A: I want my cake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I want my cake! Q: I'm taking this away. After all, you can't eat this cake so what's the point in having it? A: How you say it is the important thing, especially when velociraptors are involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: How you say it is the important thing' date=' especially when velociraptors are involved.[/quote'] Q: Hey Mr. Hammond, how can you be talking about profits at this time? A: Turbo boost now KITT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Turbo boost now KITT. Q: I think a TV critic is approaching, Michael. A: Three strikes and you're out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey Mr. Hammond, how can you be talking about profits at this time? A: Turbo boost now KITT. Q: Michael, what are you doing with that Dynamite? Oh No! {KA-BOOM!} A: Not as sharp as a conventional scalpel, but a thousand times as cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not as sharp as a conventional scalpel' date=' but a thousand times as cool.[/quote'] Q: Why are you brining that chinsaw into an appendectomy? A: THIS is why you don't cross the streams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Turbo boost now KITT. Q: Who would an inarticulate person tell a kitten to immediately give the superhero "Turbo" a push? A: Rather wordy, actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: THIS is why you don't cross the streams. Q: What do you say to me when we were peeing in the woods on a windy day? A: Rather wordy' date=' actually.[/quote'] Q: What was the worst part about eating an entire dictionary? A: He's playing soccer with the decapitated head of the last person to ask that question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's playing soccer with the decapitated head of the last person to ask that question. Q: What is Batknight doing? A: In the library, all day long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: In the library' date=' all day long.[/quote'] Q: Where have Colonel Mustard and Miss Scarlet been, and why are their clothes all mussed up? A: She's no fun -- she fell right over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: She's no fun -- she fell right over. Q: Who did your sparring session with Bowling Pin Girl go? A: Nothing a little polyurethane wouldn't fix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric, Omnirex Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Help! The allosaur bit away half my intestines! A: He's the one with the gun, sweatheart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's the one with the gun, sweatheart. Q: You haven't shot Mr. Cairo yet. WEhat are you waiting for? A: Let me wipe that off your tie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You haven't shot Mr. Cairo yet. What are you waiting for? What did Mr. Cairo ever do to you? A: Let me wipe that off your tie. Q: Have I told you how great today's soup is? A: Oh no, it's Bowling Pin Girl again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions What did Mr. Cairo ever do to you? Well, for one thing he's pointing a gun at me, sweating profusely and telling me I don;t scare him. A: Oh no, it's Bowling Pin Girl again. Q: Did they scrape the bottom of the superhero barrel again? A: The stuff that dreams are made of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The stuff that dreams are made of. Q: You've been invited to the Playboy mansion? On Trampoline Night? A: Finn. Mickey Finn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You've been invited to the Playboy mansion? On Trampoline Night? A: Finn. Mickey Finn. Q: Gosh, I feel so tired...what did you say your name was again? A: This anvil is for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This anvil is for you! Q: Hello. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Wile E. Coyote . . . super genius. I believe you have a delivery for me? A: I've finally finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hello. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Wile E. Coyote . . . super genius. I believe you have a delivery for me? A: I've finally finished. Q: Why did the septic tank explode? A: It quacks, molts and glows in the dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It quacks' date=' molts and glows in the dark.[/quote'] Q: Are you saying the giant monster attacking the cty is a radioactive duck? What makes you think that? A: Soft-driven, slow and mad like some new language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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