Sundog Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Those Liefeld pieces look great! How did you manage that? A: Nothing any other Herophile wouldn't have done. Q: What were you doing with Superman last night? Naked? A: Autoerotic Detonation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Autoerotic Detonation. Q: How is Hustler magazine claiming Nuke died? A: Let's steer clear of that topic of conversation in the future. Please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How is Hustler magazine claiming Nuke died? A: Let's steer clear of that topic of conversation in the future. Please. Q: Hey, did you hear about the crash between the Garlic truck and the sewage truck? A: Rock Boy's been overdoing it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Rock Boy's been overdoing it again. Q: What's with all these stoned muggers? A: But I would not feel so all alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's with all these stoned muggers? A: But I would not feel so all alone. Q: Lets go over this one more time: Giant radioactive space monsters do NOT collect people in jars! A: 40 000 kiltless scotsmen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: 40 000 kiltless scotsmen. Q: Oh, come on! What could possibly be more erotic than a million newly-sheared sheep? A: I do not want to hear about the chickens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I do not want to hear about the chickens. Q: Have I told you about the team I'm entering into the Poultry Olympics? A: All the personality of day-old borscht. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: All the personality of day-old borscht. Q: Could you please describe Dick Cheney? A: Cuter than a box of puppies... and about as smart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cuter than a box of puppies... and about as smart. Q: The American Kennel Club is upset at you because of something you said about Britney Spears? What did you say? A: Last of the red-hot lovers, my eye! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Last of the red-hot lovers' date=' my eye![/quote'] Q: Pyro Lass, why is your previous boyfriend's place reduced to ashes? A: Your petition for a recount was denied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Your petition for a recount was denied. Q: What message have Gore supporters failed to get through their heads for the last 8 years? A: Fluffy bunny! Fluffy bunny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fluffy bunny! Fluffy bunny! Q: What did you want to pick up at the Playboy Club again? A: That wasn't quite the bunny suit I had in mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That wasn't quite the bunny suit I had in mind. Q: You're being sued by the Leporidae Society? A: Even more bunny madness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Even more bunny madness! Q: How can you make a living as a veterinary psychiatrist in these times? A: Obviously you give your dog too much medication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Obviously you give your dog too much medication. Q: I'll bet you've never seen a dog jump through a basketball hoop before! A: Dogs, bunnies, what's the difference? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dogs' date=' bunnies, what's the difference?[/quote'] Q: Could you please go back to your textbook and retake the Veterinary Science 101 exam? A: The game is afoot, and the door is ajar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The game is afoot' date=' and the door is ajar.[/quote'] Q: Why are you acting so aloof? A: Never mind me, I have no idea what I'm talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Never mind me, I have no idea what I'm talking about. Q: Mr. Obama, could you please go over your qualifications for President? A: a chocolate milk city Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: a chocolate milk city Q: What is a lactose-intolerant diabetic's worst nightmare? A: I'm sorry, but I must go and be unconscious now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is a lactose-intolerant diabetic's worst nightmare? A: I'm sorry, but I must go and be unconscious now. Q: Did you hear that Grond is approaching the city? A: It is unnecessary to reprogram the Squee!bot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It is unnecessary to reprogram the Squee!bot. Q: It's only the size of a mouse. What shall we ever do with it? A: Use to infiltrate the BatCave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: It's only the size of a mouse. What shall we ever do with it? A: Use to infiltrate the BatCave. Q: Now that we have a hyper-intelligent bat, what are we going to do with it? A: III and IV, but never V. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: III and IV' date=' but never V.[/quote'] Q: Are any of the Rocky sequels worth watching? A: Always avoid the odd numbers. It's safer that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are any of the Rocky sequels worth watching? A: Always avoid the odd numbers. It's safer that way. Q: What did you learn on your first day as a mailman ? A: Everything Dies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Everything Dies. Q: What happens when Rock Falls? A: Rock is dead, they say. Long Live Rock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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