Basil Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Stronghold Gum Q: What holds Stronghold together? A: With no less than three and no more than seventeen birds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: With no less than three and no more than seventeen birds. Q: So you wat to set a dainty dish before the rand Duke. How do you want your blackbird pie? A: In numbers too great to ignore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: In numbers too great to ignore. Q: Were there many idiots attend the meeting? A: Foreign twenty blackboards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Were there many idiots attend the meeting? A: Foreign twenty blackboards. Q: Prove to me that you can spell. A: Efficiency, thy name is not here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Efficiency' date=' thy name is not here.[/quote'] Q: So, what did you think of the IRS tour? A: That must be almost thirty years old by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That must be almost thirty years old by now. Q: So what did you think of my joke? A: The Dragoon Squad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Dragoon Squad Q: What can possibly stand up to my army of regenerating trollops? A: For real seduction, nothing beats turnips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What can possibly stand up to my army of regenerating trollops? A: For real seduction, nothing beats turnips. Q: So, you're saying I shouldn't feed her in preference to my turnip flambe? A: But this expansion renders all previous expansions obsolete! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: But this expansion renders all previous expansions obsolete! Q: What do you think of the latest theories about the Big Bang and "Inflation"? A: The 32nd of February. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The 32nd of February. Q: On what date will the tax code actually make sense? A: It's all about the team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's all about the team. Q: Hey, Coach. You seen the tell-all book from the madam who sent her girls to your hotel after your bowl game? A: I don't usually think of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida as a triumphal march. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't usually think of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida as a triumphal march. Q: Care to join me for Iron Butterfly's performance of Aida? A: Perpetually overrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Perpetually overrated. Q: What are "comic books"? A: Isaiah, Jeremiah, Lamentations, Baruch, Ezechiel, Fred, George, and Maude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Isaiah' date=' Jeremiah, Lamentations, Baruch, Ezechiel, Fred, George, and Maude[/quote'] Q: This screenplay reads like a mish-mash of Harry Potter, the Old Testament, and 1970's sitcoms. What did you say your inspirations were? A: Hansel and Gretel and Bill and Monica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: This screenplay reads like a mish-mash of Harry Potter, the Old Testament, and 1970's sitcoms. What did you say your inspirations were? A: Hansel and Gretel and Bill and Monica. Q: What was the name of that de-constructionist sex comedy based on the Clinton presidency? A: 1870's Humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: 1870's Humour. Q: Wow, a scandalous joke about Rutherford B. Hayes! What book did you pull that one out of? A: If you could just move yours, I could get working on my own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you could just move yours' date=' I could get working on my own.[/quote'] Q: How can we both build our sculptures in such a small space? A: And this is why you never feed it after midnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And this is why you never feed it after midnight. Q: Why is your tribble vibrating? A: Turtles are EVIL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Turtles are EVIL! Q: What sign does the Foot Clan hang in their locker room? A: They have ways of making you talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What sign does the Foot Clan hang in their locker room? A: They have ways of making you talk. Q: You've joined a chat club? A: The fusion powered jock strap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The fusion powered jock strap! Q: So you and the missus have been trying to have a baby for two years, but no luck yet? I'm sorry to hear that. Any idea what the problem might be? A: Make a graven image with some features of your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you and the missus have been trying to have a baby for two years, but no luck yet? I'm sorry to hear that. Any idea what the problem might be? A: Make a graven image with some features of your own. Q: How do you make Moses REALLY mad? A: World of Boarcraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 26, 2008 Report Share Posted July 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: World of Boarcraft. Q: What is the least kosher computer game on the planet? A: That's as may be. It's still a pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 26, 2008 Report Share Posted July 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the least kosher computer game on the planet? A: That's as may be. It's still a pig. Q: But Vista is the wave of the future! A: Because I like my machines to actually work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 26, 2008 Report Share Posted July 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because I like my machines to actually work. Q: Why don't you ever let your robomaids take vacations? A: So that's your moon over Soho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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