Michael Hopcroft Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's when I turned the hose on him' date=' your honor.[/quote'] Q: And that was when you realized he was on fire? A: For some reason I can't explain, I know St. Peter will call my name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: For some reason I can't explain' date=' I know St. Peter will call my name.[/quote'] Q: You rented a hearse? A: No, seriously, it's not a problem. That happens all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' seriously, it's not a problem. That happens all the time.[/quote'] Q: How did it get so hot ion here, and what's with all the screaming? What is this, Hell? A: The dog was right. This is a bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The dog was right. This is a bad idea. Q - Did you really believe that replacing all your minions with cats would help you take over the world? A - That's just wild enough to work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A - That's just wild enough to work! Q: Lions, Tigers, Bears -- should I get some zebras and gazelles to feed them all? A: Where the giraffes are, and the zebra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Where the giraffes are' date=' and the zebra.[/quote'] Q - How will I recognize the zoo when I get there? A - It's not worth arguing about. It's certainly not worth shooting one another over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A - It's not worth arguing about. It's certainly not worth shooting one another over. Q: Which side of the bread do you butter, traitor? A: What you've done is far too shameful for words alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Which side of the bread do you butter, traitor? A: What you've done is far too shameful for words alone. Q: Why are you strapping me down? A: He has a fixture fixation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He has a fixture fixation. Q: Why did the victim put his, ah, member, in an electrical outlet? A: That had to burn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That had to burn. Q: Wasn't there a pallettee of copies of FATAL sitting here? A: This looks like a job for Donald Duck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This looks like a job for Donald Duck! Q: We need someone to give an impassioned speech at the Democrat National Convention, but we don't want people to be able to pin him down on what he is talking about. A: Laugh it up furball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We need someone to give an impassioned speech at the Democrat National Convention, but we don't want people to be able to pin him down on what he is talking about. A: Laugh it up furball. Q: How do you describe a dogfight where both participants use laughing gas? A: No, that was not a win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' that was not a win.[/quote'] A: Huzzah! After a long and mighty struggle, we've defeated Foxbat's Master Plan! Sure, the business district's still lime green and all the tabloids have topless pictures of Granite Girl, but hey, a win's a win, right? Q: Book. Book! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you NOT tell the preacher from Serenity to run? A: I've got four. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've got four. Q: Wait, how did you know I pulled these three aces out of my sleeve? A: Insert gratuitous comment here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Insert gratuitous comment here. Q: What does the last line on this job application say? A: I'd rather be working the retail side of this business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'd rather be working the retail side of this business. Q: How did you like your first day in the Distribution Center at Ace Manure? A: It's been a bad day to be a cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's been a bad day to be a cow. Q: Farmer Brown lost both hands, and had them replaced with hooks. A: I'll pencil you in for lunch next Wednesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll pencil you in for lunch next Wednesday. Q: What is the one thing the Office Chicken does not want to hear from the boss? A: You don't act like the other velociraptors do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You don't act like the other velociraptors do. Q: Why do you hate all my relatives, but not me? A: That was an unfortunate spelling error, nothing more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That was an unfortunate spelling error' date=' nothing more.[/quote'] Q: Umm ... I'm not a pimp, I just do webhost marketing. Why did you say I've got some great sales b*tches? A: It was much more interesting the other way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Umm ... I'm not a pimp, I just do webhost marketing. Why did you say I've got some great sales b*tches? A: It was much more interesting the other way. Q: No, I said it was a low grade pass. Pass. A: Vapourisers to "Humiliate". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Vapourisers to "Humiliate". Q: On the one hand, he made me look bad and I want my revenge. On the other hand, he has a terrible case of the flu and I feel bad he's been staying up all night sniffling and sneezing. What would you recommend? A: Living proof that Occam's Razor isn't always true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Living proof that Occam's Razor isn't always true. Q: I'm being audited for my 1040 again. I swear I try to follow the instructions properly, but they just don't make sense. A: Next time ask for more details about the fire-roasted chili. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Next time ask for more details about the fire-roasted chili. Q: This picnic has been very interesting. Is there anything else that we should ask about? A: Stronghold Gum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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