Pariah Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Paralcohol. For when you want to be smashed with a brick' date=' not your drink.[/quote'] Q) This doesn't look like a bar, it looks like a construction site. What do they serve here, anyway? A) Forgot something when we left the house this morning, I see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A) Forgot something when we left the house this morning' date=' I see.[/quote'] Q. what do you mean i can't show up for work naked? A. This is obviously not a good day to come to work at the Tower of Babel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A. This is obviously not a good day to come to work at the Tower of Babel. Q - Что случается здесь? Я не могу понять одиночное слово вы говорите! A - Oh, I assure you, it only gets worse from here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 14, 2008 Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A. This is obviously not a good day to come to work at the Tower of Babel. Q: Ob freeb snoob dua mivvel? A: That's easy for me to say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's easy for me to say! Q: I'm sorry, did you just say, "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"? A: Not now, I'm too tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm sorry, did you just say, "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"? A: Not now, I'm too tired. Q: Are you going to bed? A: Fusion bombs should come with warnings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fusion bombs should come with warnings! Q: You just blew up Area Code 626?! A: Didn't we do this last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You just blew up Area Code 626?! A: Didn't we do this last night? Q: Are you coming to bed? A: Leather and Silk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Leather and Silk Q: So you've cross-bred a worm and a cow. what do you get for your trouble? A: Think on that while you tickle the ivories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Think on that while you tickle the ivories. Q: Wait, did that man just say there's a nuclear device hidden under this piano? I find that hard to believe. A: There's no shame in being a pariah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's no shame in being a pariah! Q: Oh my gods, I'm turning into a piranha!! A: He's partly death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's partly death. Q: There's this dude, riding an off-white horse, wearing a cloak and cowl, and carrying a chainsaw? What's his shtick? A: It's more socially acceptable than being a mathematician, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's more socially acceptable than being a mathematician' date=' I guess.[/quote'] Q: You're going to vote for that fool who thinks three times three is twelve?? A: A trifling error, I assure you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: A trifling error' date=' I assure you.[/quote'] Q: You just missed Manhatten! How could that have happened? A: The Family Fued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You just missed Manhatten! How could that have happened? A: The Family Fued. Q: What follows "The Family Fudd" in the phonebook? A: Next on "When death is NOT instantaneous!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Next on "When death is NOT instantaneous!" Q: You say there's a must-see a clip of Mark Millar being eaten alive by army ants? I gotta see that! Where is this happening?! A: It woulda been better with dungbeetles, but they move too slow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It woulda been better with dungbeetles' date=' but they move too slow.[/quote'] Q: So you're going to exhume Reagan and Nixon and hang them as the traitors to the Constitution that they were? How could that be improved? A: Coat 'em with saltpeter, and they'll burn alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Coat 'em with saltpeter, and they'll burn alright. Q: How do we make sure that Obama and Hillary get what they deserve? A: No. They did it in the front seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No. They did it in the front seat. Q: Did Foxbat and Quantum get it on in the back of the Centipedemobile? A: That's a mental image that will haunt me for years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's a mental image that will haunt me for years! Q: You caught the Slug doing WHAT to WHOM? A: I bet you didn't remember the Slug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I bet you didn't remember the Slug. Q: Don't worry, I"ve got one of each kind of gastropod in the world. A: Slime, though, we've got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Slime' date=' though, we've got.[/quote'] Q: Do we have ANY decent candidates running for office in this city? A: That sounds like a reasonable plan. Too bad you're completely insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That sounds like a reasonable plan. Too bad you're completely insane. Q: Hey Mr. Joker, do you want to hear what I think of you next plan? A: Imperial Dsylexia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey Mr. Joker, do you want to hear what I think of you next plan? A: Imperial Dsylexia. Q: Who changed the spelling? And why are we letting them get away with it? A: Ten million year old dumplings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ten million year old dumplings. Q: How will future archaeologists refer to Twinkies, still fresh in their packages? A: And that's when I turned the hose on him, your honor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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